Moments That Made You Realize You’re Washed

[htg designs]

went outside after dinner. started a fire and watched the stars for an hour

 

[wayniac211]

i think some people are confusing "washed" for "a medical condition."

Or just complaining for free

 

[KingParappa]

I asked my friend was she made of glass when she was blocking the tv. I just turned 30

 

[a100o]

went outside after dinner. started a fire and watched the stars for an hour

Sounds pretty great.

 

[ahat]

Popping joints..

My left ankle is always cracking. Can crack my big toe on demand

 

[lovehateself]

you know how kombucha is the craze...ish gives me the squirts

 

[chucktwnsfinest]

you know how kombucha is the craze...ish gives me the squirts

Boba tea. Dat way

 

[fx2]

back pain

 

[KingParappa]

back pain

Bruuuuuh.

 

[tr1ll]

I asked my friend was she made of glass when she was blocking the tv. I just turned 30

You didn’t do it right. You have to ask what her daddy does for s living. Whatever the reply is say, “So he’s not a glass maker...move!”

 

[dontsteponmyshoes]

Cant wait to start running this AC so i can yell at my daughter for air conditioning the whole neighborhood when she leaves the door open

 

[lovehateself]

Cant wait to start running this AC so i can yell at my daughter for air conditioning the whole neighborhood when she leaves the door open

dont forget about leaviing the lights on in rooms they are no longer occupying

 

[adobecs4]

dont forget about leaviing the lights on in rooms they are no longer occupying

Bruh this irritates the hell outta me

 

[KingParappa]

You didn’t do it right. You have to ask what her daddy does for s living. Whatever the reply is say, “So he’s not a glass maker...move!”

see my mom always used the one I did but that will be put in rotation

 

[Master Zik]

Cant wait to start running this AC so i can yell at my daughter for air conditioning the whole neighborhood when she leaves the door open

That becoming my dad commercial really reminded me of this thresd

What pisses me off is my nieces and nephews walking on my carpet with their shoes on.

 

[Peep Game]

 

[6 Rings G.O.A.T.]

 

[KingParappa]

Another thing I noticed, I don't want to go to a concert if I can't get seats. Not standing all damn night.

 

[T Lo Sweater]

I no longer visit NT everyday

I’m 26 soon to be 27 and I fall asleep at 10pm now

 

[T Lo Sweater]

When I made a Matrix reference while teaching my students and got nothing but blank stares back.
When I made a MySpace reference while teaching my students and got nothing but blank stares back.
When I made an AskJeeves reference while teaching my students and got nothing but blank stares back.
When I made a......

I haven’t seen u in a while

Love u bro

 

[Sharpshoeter13]

Falling down is becoming an increasingly terrifying concept as I get older

In the winter, I map out my safest path in my head before I step foot outside

Cosign with this. Used to able to "skate on ice" like Jamiroquai before but when I slipped on some black ice this past winter, I learned my lesson the hard way

 

[Based Jesus]

I haven’t seen u in a while

Love u bro

 

[dontsteponmyshoes]

That becoming my dad commercial really reminded me of this thresd

What pisses me off is my nieces and nephews walking on my carpet with their shoes on.

Rule for my kitchen You better know what you want before you walk in there. Gon make my damn milk spoil standing there with the refrigerator door open all day.

 

[6 Rings G.O.A.T.]

Today on NT.

 

[Stakeholder]

when you whistle while you piss (lots of old guys do it in the bathroom)