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went outside after dinner. started a fire and watched the stars for an hour
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Moments That Made You Realize You’re Washed
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Or just complaining for free
- Aug 23, 2004
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I asked my friend was she made of glass when she was blocking the tv. 
I just turned 30
I just turned 30
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Sounds pretty great.
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My left ankle is always cracking. Can crack my big toe on demand
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you know how kombucha is the craze...ish gives me the squirts
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Boba tea. Dat way
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back pain
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Bruuuuuh.
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I asked my friend was she made of glass when she was blocking the tv.
You didn’t do it right. You have to ask what her daddy does for s living. Whatever the reply is say, “So he’s not a glass maker...move!”
dontsteponmyshoes
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Cant wait to start running this AC so i can yell at my daughter for air conditioning the whole neighborhood when she leaves the door open
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dont forget about leaviing the lights on in rooms they are no longer occupying
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Bruh this irritates the hell outta me
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see my mom always used the one I did but that will be put in rotation
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That becoming my dad commercial really reminded me of this thresd
What pisses me off is my nieces and nephews walking on my carpet with their shoes on.
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6 Rings G.O.A.T.
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Another thing I noticed, I don't want to go to a concert if I can't get seats. Not standing all damn night.
T Lo Sweater
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I no longer visit NT everyday
I’m 26 soon to be 27 and I fall asleep at 10pm now
I’m 26 soon to be 27 and I fall asleep at 10pm now
T Lo Sweater
formerly troyd
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Falling down is becoming an increasingly terrifying concept as I get older
In the winter, I map out my safest path in my head before I step foot outside
Cosign with this. Used to able to "skate on ice" like Jamiroquai before but when I slipped on some black ice this past winter, I learned my lesson the hard way
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dontsteponmyshoes
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Rule for my kitchen You better know what you want before you walk in there. Gon make my damn milk spoil standing there with the refrigerator door open all day.That becoming my dad commercial really reminded me of this thresd
What pisses me off is my nieces and nephews walking on my carpet with their shoes on.
6 Rings G.O.A.T.
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Today on NT.
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when you whistle while you piss (lots of old guys do it in the bathroom)
