most random question a stranger has asked you?

[chucks ohyeah]

Scene girl: *lifts up shirt to reveal new bellybutton piercing* Can you tell me if this is bleeding?
Me:

....No it's not.
Scene girl: Okay thanks.


I guess I just look like the friendly black chick

 

[juice2352]

Originally Posted by Do Be Doo

Originally Posted by smoke ya later

with a screen name like that?...

 

[sure lock 510]

not random but cause of my dreads %***!+ always ask me if i need it (tree)

 

[boogie bwoy]

Originally Posted by BwooDFolkGD74

"where the dro at" is not a random question

^^this. if i had a nickel for everytime someone asked me that...ive have 8ths for days.

stranger: ayy man u kno where the nearest strip club is?

me:

naw man..

on a weekday afternoon too.

 

[verynecessary]

i was working valet one time and this guy rolls up with his shorty asking "we really need some condoms... where can we get some?"

 

[stacksblowinpurp]

Originally Posted by verynecessary

i was working valet one time and this guy rolls up with his shorty asking "we really need some condoms... where can we get some?"

 

[frankdolla]

Originally Posted by doosta45

Originally Posted by Jillian808

Are your boobs fake? or Where did you get your boobs done at?

i think you know what to do now.

 

[dunkedinsauce]

random chick: "hey what are you?"
me: "human"

 

[king beef]

"do you walk left footed?"

 

[badboyf0life420]

while at work:
Some guy biking: Do you want to buy condoms?

 

[shoes n basketball]

Originally Posted by Cfranchise26

i was on omeagle 2 days ago.

me: Whats good
stranger: Hi
me: where u from
stranger: italy
stranger: How big are you
me: how big are your breast
stranger: i am a male
leaves chat room

Stranger: hey

You: Whats good

Stranger: cookies

You: Where you from

Stranger: utah

You: How big are your breast?

Stranger: there over 9,000!!!!!!

 

[goukiteg]

I was in high school and the school janitor walks up to me and asks what I would rather have, unlimited gold or unlimited time.

 

[size tens]

Why are you in this neighborhood?

Can I have some of your french fries?

 

[sc415]

Originally Posted by King Beef

"do you walk left footed?"

I don't get it?! Lol

 

[needsomejays]

Originally Posted by badboyf0life420

while at work:
Some guy biking: Do you want to buy condoms?

 

[ill w1lliam]

At work strangers ask me if i can try things on sometimes

its awkwardlike this lady was like my husband is around your size and she has like a few of these shirts in her hand

 

[certifiedsw]

Originally Posted by JPZx

No I didn't save the picture

Sureee..

 

[danzinreallife]

Today at work, a lady walks in and asks if we have any casual mens Puma's.

I work at a Nike store

 

[aubstuh86]

why is your hair so spiky?

 

[kim1]

A passenger asked me on a flight if he can smoke on the plane.

 

[columbiasneaks]

Originally Posted by goukiteg

I was in high school and the school janitor walks up to me and asks what I would rather have, unlimited gold or unlimited time.

this thread is funny

but the first one i though of is... "Hey, what nationality are you?"

 

[23kidd]

So I was in starbucks drinking coffe,waiting for a friend and 2 girls walk up to me,both nice looking chicks too...and says "cool headphones,are theywireless or something because I dnt see any wires like a regular headphone?" Once I understood what she was talking about, I said "oh yeah I got themfrom bestbuy for 500$". They were surprised at the price, one of the chick gave me her numbe too. I wear hearing-aids by the way....LMAO

 

[smoothrick007]

I was walking to the grocery store, one that is close to my house, and on my way there some crackhead comes up to me and asks, and i quote " Hey kid, youwant some wee wee?" he made a "smoking a cigarette" gesture as he says that...i was just like "naw man i'm cool"

i was like 14 or 15 at the time...but yea that was random to me

 

[eb14]

today this girl asked me if i was a freshman. cuz she wanted to do a survery of freshmen athletes.

guess all that time at the gym is paying off

Yea i did come in here & post this to make myself feel good. wat u gon do bout it?

 

[heemsta]

i was with my girl in hollywood near the chinese theatre and some dude with glasses comes up to me (i was wearing glasses too) gives me props and i was like"sup.. do i know you?" and he says "nahh man just wana give props to another dude with glasses..." lol what the hell