most random question a stranger has asked you?

[doosta45]

Originally Posted by JPZx

Originally Posted by doosta45

Jillian808 wrote:

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Are your boobs fake? or Where did you get your boobs done at?

This is her:

No I didn't save the picture

. I remember the thread where you posted it and went back.

Just thought I would say hello...

angles girl

paper bag status

 

[r0yalty]

Originally Posted by AmberElise04

Here's one from work.

Me: 911, where is your emergency?
Caller: I need an ambulance...
Me: What's the problem?
Caller: I can't tell you ma'am...
Me: You have to, I need a nature of call.
Caller: My wife is passing fruit out of her vagina...is that normal?
Me: I'll send an ambulance.

 

[dearwinter219]

Originally Posted by heemsta

i was with my girl in hollywood near the chinese theatre and some dude with glasses comes up to me (i was wearing glasses too) gives me props and i was like "sup.. do i know you?" and he says "nahh man just wana give props to another dude with glasses..." lol what the hell

 

[verdykt]

In the locker room after PE once some dude was like "Hey man can I borrow your deodorant?"

 

[treb2k5]

This random dude comes up to me in Food Lion over the summer and says "Yo, whats up man?"

After I leave, this MF comes to my car and asks "Yo, Can I get a ride?"

I said "WHAT?!? Man, no."

He says "Oh, it's like that, huh?"

I said "Yep." and drove off.

I now carry a box cutter on me at all times for safety.

 

[pip777]

Elderly white man: You have a great speaking voice. You sound very educated.............do you go to college?
Me:

Yeah..............I graduated. I received myAssociate's degree.
Elderly man: That's great. Not many men like you graduate or any go to college these days. Congratulations and keep working hard for the things you want.

Me: Thanks.

Spoiler

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Spoiler

I'm black........if that matters

 

[HEATHEN]

I was at a doctors office and after he read my name (it's obviously a Muslim name) he asked me how I felt "about the situation over there".


I gave him the

and left.

 

[h0rr0ville]

I had just parked into a hospital parking lot

Russian or Polish Guy: (Bleeding holding his arm) Do you know where the hospital is?
Me: This is the hospital.
Russian or Polish Guy: (Pulls out brass knuckles) Your not gonna die today!
Me: (Confused) huh?
Russian or Polish Guy: (Running away speaking foreign languages)
Me: Gets back in car and goes home.

 

[militaryiv]

if i had a dollar everytime ive been asked for bud i could buy a zip

 

[swanginon4z]

when i got car-jacked...

robber: aye, you got a gun for sale?
me:

naw homie.
robber: oh, SAY B**** A** N****! {pulls out gun}
me:

what?
robber: AY MAYNE!
me: huh?
robber: QUIT PLAYING WITH ME AND GIVE ME THE KEYS!
me: you dont need no keys
about a 10 second pause.....
robber: {polite voice} so umm does that mean i can just crank it up and get away?

i'll die before i let somebody take something from me again...gettin robbed by a {{}} A** N**** was so stupid of me.

 

[gumbottombandit]

some chic riding around the mall parking lot: could you spare a couple of dollars, i need gas money to drive to my mother's house? (wondering to myself, ifshe needs money for gas, why is she driving around the mall?)

me: sorry, i have no cash on me, all i'm carrying are credit cards.

her: oh that's cool also, can i use one of your credit cards?

 

[mangudai954]

Originally Posted by SneakerHeathen

I was at a doctors office and after he read my name (it's obviously a Muslim name) he asked me "how I felt about the situation over there".


I gave him the

and left.

 

[ogmikey]

Originally Posted by goukiteg

I was in high school and the school janitor walks up to me and asks what I would rather have, unlimited gold or unlimited time.

Thats deep

 

[la213espg]

This past winter, while waiting for the train and drinking a cup of coffee, this dude comes up to me and asks if he can have a drink

. I'm like,"Nah bro, this isn't coffee its tea."

Then he just walked away looking all depressed.

 

[aaclaire420]

haha one night I was getting gas at like 2 AM on my way home, in a nice neighborhood too....

Some dude rides up on a bicycle and says" hey nice car, can I wash your rims?".....I just looked at my car (which I had just detailed that day andwas sparkling) and looked at him, and I just told him " nah dude its cool I wash my own car ...thanks though"

So random

that is why I always pack my little tool though you never know when you are a younger girl especially on my way home from work or partying late night whenI'm scantilly dressed..... it always sketches me out to be in parking lots at night

 

[drock2010]

"Can I touch your hair?"

Me:

unless shes attractive

 

[homeboy d]

About 10 years ago, I was really into tae kwon do. So, I'm outside waiting for someone to pick me up and this white dude comes up to me. "So,what's the difference between karate and kah-rah-tay?" I just looked at him.

 

[waveyjoneslocker]

Originally Posted by dendanskesimon

he spazzes the hell out and starts doin a dance talking bout "oh youre a good dude after all" and offers me a bite of his snickers bar.

You know you wanted a bite.

 

[D Fly]

Alot of older females tend to ask me if I'm married(I'm 21) Idk if it's really a good or bad thing.

Another time at my job. This crackhead randomly came in the store went up to me with a BIG plastic bag full of pennies and was like


Crackhead: Yo man, yo...

Me: ...what?

Crackhead: Can you give me like $5 in exchange for this? (dumps pennies all over counter)

Me:

Ain't no way I'm countin that.

Then dude got mad and tried to steal something

 

[nati p]

Random bum: Wanna be in a porno? You look like you got pipe.
Me:

Na I'm good.

I was workin at the gas station at the time.

 

[nationaltruckerdave]

Originally Posted by Shoes N BasketBall


Stranger: hey

You: Whats good

Stranger: cookies

You: Where you from

Stranger: utah

You: How big are your breast?

Stranger: there over 9,000!!!!!!

 

[treb2k5]

Had this random lady come up to me trying to sell some knock off cologne at the gas station. *+%.

Had this guy come up to me at another gas station and ask for a ride to the hospital [wife's pregnant]. Police were at same gas station. *+% bye.

had these dudes try to get me in a police sting with some tv's...come out now, I'm not that stupid. $5000 worth of stuff for FREE. F outta here.

 

[romedadude]

Originally Posted by 23kidd

So I was in starbucks drinking coffe,waiting for a friend and 2 girls walk up to me,both nice looking chicks too...and says "cool headphones,are they wireless or something because I dnt see any wires like a regular headphone?" Once I understood what she was talking about, I said "oh yeah I got them from bestbuy for 500$". They were surprised at the price, one of the chick gave me her numbe too. I wear hearing-aids by the way....LMAO

 

[bigtomgetsgwap]

I was headed to work on nice sunny day and a lady asks me "can I get a ride up the street I'm late for my doctors appointment"

I said OK but it was so Random

 

[sorkoram]

I'm sitting there in full Navy Summer White uniform ...at ease in the back of formation.. son walks up to me, "where's the weed at fam?"