My body is changing for the worst - story

[jumpman247]

I really don't know whats going on with me lately, I think I have some medical issues. But anyways let me tell you what happened to me today.

So me and my brother decide it would be a good idea to go to hometown buffet today for breakfast, so we get there around 10, and wait in a long line for a good15 minutes. Finally we get a seat, and go to the buffet. We are grubbing eating some great reheated buffet food.

Out of no where this little fat kid comes running to a table next to mine yelling, dude is fat like Chunk from the goonies rocking a extra small soccer shirtjust like this

Little dude yells " YOU GUYS, YOU GUYS MORE WAFFLES!!!!!!!"

Then I swear to god he gives a Tiger Woods fist pump

So then me and my brother are basically sitting there dying laughing, I haven't laughed that hard this year. And that was the bad part, as I laughed Ipee'd on myself a little bit

Has this ever happened to you?

 

[thipham]

this story and the title is so misleading..

 

[seventh letter]

Occasionally

but Home Bown Buffet

 

[horchata kid]

no sir, can't say that it has.

 

[ooiron manoo]

Never happened to me.

But you can cross that off your bucket list.

 

[bg babyglock26]

vivid

 

[jumpman247]

Originally Posted by seventh letter

Occasionally

but Home Bown Buffet

Was hungry.

 

[nanbeezy]

How's your stomach feeling after HTB?

 

[jumpman247]

Originally Posted by nanbeezy

How's your stomach feeling after HTB?

Sore honestly, mad little kids running around too.

 

[brettthejett]

LOL TIGER WOODS FIST PUMP CELEBRATION

 

[lex dlamonds]

Originally Posted by CasperJr

i got a question did you piss on yo nuts ?

 

[untroubled youth]

Hometown Buffet is disgusting in every sense of the word.

 

[frank mucus]

 

[seventh letter]

Originally Posted by jumpman247

Originally Posted by seventh letter

Occasionally

but Home Bown Buffet

Was hungry.

That's no excuse son..

 

[russoull]

Hometown Buffet in San Jo?

Still gotta hit one up. Plan to go zooooooted.

 

[xbiker47]

 

[jumpman247]

Originally Posted by Russoull

Hometown Buffet in San Jo?

Still gotta hit one up. Plan to go zooooooted.

McCarthy Ranch Milpitas.

 

[gumbottombandit]

sounds like you're suffering from a slow shutter urethra valve.

 

[sloanboy]

damn yo have over 22000 posts but n e way damn that is

i would have loved to have seen your face after you realize you pissed onyourself

 

[gescobe]

haha...nice laugh

 

[minah86]

Originally Posted by jumpman247

We are grubbing eating some great reheated buffet food.

 

[pr0phecy718]

Originally Posted by Frank Mucus

 

[utvol23]

STRESS INCONTINENCE MY MAN!

 

[5verse5]

lmao@ this one
thanks for the laugh

 

[nicefro]