My boy is marrying a jumpoff....that i passed to him, and.....swapping, salad tossing+ period sex?

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yo said she asked for a golden shower , worst thing I did was hit my ex on her period, never again, had my bed lookin like a crime scene , got new sheets all that
 
Originally Posted by ATLien Seeko

I'm a freak... And I take pride in being a freak, but any kind of period sex AT ALL is completely off limits for me.

And this is coming from a guy that has given a chick a golden shower before... At her request.
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Let dudes on NT tell it your sex life is lacking/amateur if you haven't had butt sex and/or period sex. 
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Originally Posted by jbpkickz

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yo said she asked for a golden shower , worst thing I did was hit my ex on her period, never again, had my bed lookin like a crime scene , got new sheets all that
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I'm from Jersey
we take turns on red

I just put an old black T shirt down.
 
Originally Posted by jbpkickz

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yo said she asked for a golden shower , worst thing I did was hit my ex on her period, never again, had my bed lookin like a crime scene , got new sheets all that
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My Mu Alpha Sigma Sigma (M.A.S.S.) Brother...you should have known to put a dark towel under her and then went to town. Already have the shower running so that you don't have bloody handprints on the shower faucet. Smash, then immediately take a shower...then watch the water run down the drain like a remake of the movie Psycho. Sometimes you gotta smash on the red. Periods aint always convenient...then tend to always show up early when you are on that trip to the Cayman Islands. Trust me, I speak from experience.
 
Originally Posted by ThunderChunk69

Originally Posted by jbpkickz

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yo said she asked for a golden shower , worst thing I did was hit my ex on her period, never again, had my bed lookin like a crime scene , got new sheets all that
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I'm from Jersey
we take turns on red

I just put an old black T shirt down.
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I ain't en have time to prepare, she jus came on it mid stroke and I was jus like !+*$ it I ain't finna stop@elder you got it down to a science
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probs bruh
 
Blood on your **** is worse than blood on your hands. Yall wylin.
 
I would assume engaging in period sex involves some serious trust.


I'm not about that life right now tho.
 
Originally Posted by ElderWatsonDiggs

Originally Posted by jbpkickz

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yo said she asked for a golden shower , worst thing I did was hit my ex on her period, never again, had my bed lookin like a crime scene , got new sheets all that
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My Mu Alpha Sigma Sigma (M.A.S.S.) Brother...you should have known to put a dark towel under her and then went to town. Already have the shower running so that you don't have bloody handprints on the shower faucet. Smash, then immediately take a shower...then watch the water run down the drain like a remake of the movie Psycho. Sometimes you gotta smash on the red. Periods aint always convenient...then tend to always show up early when you are on that trip to the Cayman Islands. Trust me, I speak from experience.
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man, my girl came on on the plane ride to Miami (sidenote: i hate cruises and will never take one again, resorts ftw) i was like "stupid box" and her periods last a full 5days, they werent the freakiest sessions i hoped for on vaca but i finessed tha $$$% out that thang
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Originally Posted by cap1229

I would assume engaging in period sex involves some serious trust. 
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And the reason people love they mother so much
besides the fact she carried you for nine months, is trust
It's a five letter word, that should only occur between him and her
before the bees and the birds (WORD!) 
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Originally Posted by Retro23J

Originally Posted by ElderWatsonDiggs

Sometimes you gotta smash on the red.
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Yep.
I still remember this one time I was riding that crimson wave and I pull out my surf board and its red as hell with like little chunks of soemthing on the tip. I almost threw up, but I dipped it back in.

I had to get mines.

The most disgusting thing I've done to date.

I think I'm going to remember that moment on my death bed, it's ingrained in my memory.

don't judge me
 
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at this whole thread.

I don't understand why some people are actually taking anyone's comment on here seriously. I'm in my 30's and I've seen some weird relationships go down. People fail to realize that this isn't the first time something like that happened.

This is the same message board with dudes asking about "how to find *##%$#'s on the backpage?" , "Getting a massage with a happy ending" or "I would marry/smash/eat that butt of *insert porn star here*" ---- these are females who probably smashed 1000 kill streak with tactical nukes stacked up.

Just sayin though, with 2% of NT who actually get buns, same guys who had 6 JO's lined up, cheated multiple times on their GF/wife, had feelings for someone they're not supposed to...#$&* happens.

Call me crazy...but I don't really see anything wrong with him marrying a chick he fell in love with. 5 years is long time. People change. Some of you aren't the same person you were a year ago. Giving her the benefit of the doubt, that she's not cheating on the OP's homeboy. At the end of the day, you really have no idea who you're going to fall in love with. Crazy I know. As long as they're happy.

I suggest OP should just decline the offer. In my opinion, OP smashed for a year, he probably had closet feelings for her and going to the wedding might not be good idea. Dude is gonna end causing a scene and breaking up the marriage.

let them live.
 
Yall !@!@@$ are disgusting. Nobody wants to read these bloody tales in such detail.
 
Period sex is dope.

Both parties have to be OPEN to have period sex. Two open people with added "moisture" from the period is an enjoyable experience.

The aftermath can be messy, but it is usually worth it.
 
Son what you talking about moisture? There's baby oil for that.
 
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