need an excuse from work on Monday morning...

[ricky409]

Any ideas?

Its a second job, and I'm about to put in a two weeks notice in one week.

Need Monday off though..

 

[law3001]

You caught mono


srs

 

[joshuatree2192]

Call and tell them you can't make it. Just give them a heads up so they can find someone to fill in for you.

 

[the hater boxden]

You caught mono


srs

mono is nothing to joke about |I

 

[T Lo Sweater]

going to the doctor/dentist

 

[solexsup]

Tell them you beating them guts out

 

[franco23x]

Tell them that your going to the p0rn show in Atlanta, should do the trick.

 

[crazy ebw]

going to the doctor/dentist

Then hell need a note.

 

[markangelo]

just say something personal came up, your "imaginary" friend/relative needs your assistance that day because he/she is a disabled person...They can't ask you about it because it's too personal 

 

[crazy ebw]

just say something personal came up, your "imaginary" friend/relative needs your assistance that day because he/she is a disabled person...They can't ask you about it because it's too personal 

True. It's not like the supervisor could really follow up and him slip since he won't be there much longer.

 

[markangelo]

 

[captnaj phd]

Priapism.

 

[asianplayer]

You can't call in sick?

 

[shorty doo wop]

Diarrhea is the perfect excuse

 

[bayyrd]

Stomach virus....

 

[noshoegame]

Strep throat. Works every time.

 

[socluis90]

Woke up with neck pain. You can't move left or right. You're very sorry.

 

[shorty doo wop]

Tell em you got some yambz thats boutta breeze by da crib

 

[trilluminated]

call them and tell them you can't talk too much cause you've been throwing up all day.

 

[thestranger]

asdasd

 

[krazychino]

Pink eye. Tell them you caught it on Friday and need a couple of days quarantine.

 

[waitwut]

Tell em you got some yambz thats boutta breeze by da crib

dis


say he can slide by 2 cuz shes down breh

 

[joepac12]

Car broke down on highway works for me

 

[ricky409]

Ow about ...

"Gotta take this yamb to th dentist and she can't drive back cuz she's gonna be heavily sedated afterwards "

 

[ricky409]

Pink eye. Tell them you caught it on Friday and need a couple of days quarantine.

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

This is a good one!