thadocta
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No problem.
need an excuse from work on Monday morning...
No problem.
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Let them know you ate out for dinner the night before and haven't been able to keep anything down, works every time.
6 Rings G.O.A.T.
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Stomach virus..
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not just diarrhea but of the explosive kind.
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allergic reaction and need to get to hospital. say there is a chance you may come in later if needed (hopefully, they tell you take the day off 
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Mud butt is the best excuse.
Serious enough that you need the day off. Not so serious that you need a doctors note.
Serious enough that you need the day off. Not so serious that you need a doctors note.
DeadsetAce
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bloody nose...won't stop, need to lay down.
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Just give em the old stomach virus excuse. Say you a have a crustacean allergy (its very common...shrimp). You went out to dinner and have been up all night throwing up. Its not a job you need anyways. If you haven't called in with the same excuse, use it. People get sick all the time. They're used to it.
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Dog got hit by a car in the morning. Gotta go to vet. Tell them it died when you get back to work. They'll stop asking questions.
