NEVER tell a grown man to RELAX.. they will do the complete opposite.

Originally Posted by babyface34

Should've started every sentence with "Guy..." and ended it with "guy." No harm in that.
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That is the killer combo right there.  "eh guy, you need to relax ok guy?"

its like asking to get punched in the head

  
 
This is real life
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Telling me to "relax" during an arguement...or in general.. is just adding fuel to the fire
 
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Telling me to "relax" during an arguement...or in general.. is just adding fuel to the fire
 
Originally Posted by proper english

long story short:
- "relax" is my fav word/catchphrase. 

- comes come knocking on my door around 12am regarding a domestic abuse call

- i tell cops they got the wrong house, theres nobody else in here.

- cops say im lying, insist on coming inside to search around the house

- i tell one of the cops to RELAX (dude was getting super belligerent @ me)

- cop loses it, calls me a punk, etc etc..

- i sit there with a smirk on my face and tell him to relax a second time..

- luckily, my next door neighbor runs inside my house and tells the cops they got the wrong house.

- cops walk out w/o saying a thing to me. 
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- i go back to sleep. 
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BLATANT disrespect
 
Originally Posted by proper english

long story short:
- "relax" is my fav word/catchphrase. 

- comes come knocking on my door around 12am regarding a domestic abuse call

- i tell cops they got the wrong house, theres nobody else in here.

- cops say im lying, insist on coming inside to search around the house

- i tell one of the cops to RELAX (dude was getting super belligerent @ me)

- cop loses it, calls me a punk, etc etc..

- i sit there with a smirk on my face and tell him to relax a second time..

- luckily, my next door neighbor runs inside my house and tells the cops they got the wrong house.

- cops walk out w/o saying a thing to me. 
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- i go back to sleep. 
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BLATANT disrespect
 
its the ultimate sonning. imagine if somebody told you to relax...and then you actually relaxed...lol my pride wont let me calm down at the command of another. maybe I should relax, but i wont.

Second part to that tho is always " nah (chosen expletive) you relax!!!(while getting more aggressive and moving closer)"...its at this point where drama is sparked or someone cops deuces.
 
its the ultimate sonning. imagine if somebody told you to relax...and then you actually relaxed...lol my pride wont let me calm down at the command of another. maybe I should relax, but i wont.

Second part to that tho is always " nah (chosen expletive) you relax!!!(while getting more aggressive and moving closer)"...its at this point where drama is sparked or someone cops deuces.
 
Originally Posted by Mojodmonky1

Originally Posted by babyface34

Should've started every sentence with "Guy..." and ended it with "guy." No harm in that.
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That is the killer combo right there.  "eh guy, you need to relax ok guy?"

its like asking to get punched in the head

  
will have to use
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Originally Posted by Mojodmonky1

Originally Posted by babyface34

Should've started every sentence with "Guy..." and ended it with "guy." No harm in that.
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That is the killer combo right there.  "eh guy, you need to relax ok guy?"

its like asking to get punched in the head

  
will have to use
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Yeah I have a friend that stays telling us to "Calm down"

I just wanna snuff him sometimes
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Yeah I have a friend that stays telling us to "Calm down"

I just wanna snuff him sometimes
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I agree with OP... My favourite trolling words/phrases to use are 'relax', 'chill out', or 'calm down'. Gets em everytime
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I agree with OP... My favourite trolling words/phrases to use are 'relax', 'chill out', or 'calm down'. Gets em everytime
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Originally Posted by best hands in the game

i hate it when i ask my girlsoemthing and she said "dont worry about it" %**% makes me want to verbally assault her
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if your girl talkin to you like that then you gettin played
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Originally Posted by best hands in the game

i hate it when i ask my girlsoemthing and she said "dont worry about it" %**% makes me want to verbally assault her
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if your girl talkin to you like that then you gettin played
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I HATE Cops,espcially rookies,been through this situation many times. They only do what YOU allow them too. So be smart,and think before you say or act on anything. You see all cops think that every citizen of Nyc doesnt know the law. Prove them wrong and you'll stir some heat,but if your right,they backoff. And @ the end you will be charlie sheening aka WINNING!
 
I HATE Cops,espcially rookies,been through this situation many times. They only do what YOU allow them too. So be smart,and think before you say or act on anything. You see all cops think that every citizen of Nyc doesnt know the law. Prove them wrong and you'll stir some heat,but if your right,they backoff. And @ the end you will be charlie sheening aka WINNING!
 
If I'm mad and someone tells me to relax, I'll relax

If I'm calm and someone tells me to relax, I'll go ballistic
 
If I'm mad and someone tells me to relax, I'll relax

If I'm calm and someone tells me to relax, I'll go ballistic
 
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