NFL OFF-SEASON THREAD 2022-23: FanDuel getting everybody hemmed up. ESPN went Kamikaze. We in that dead zone of the year y’all.

[DeadsetAce]

I got a 2 yr old daughter. She is never leaving the house.

i don't have or want kids but man a daughter would just be CONSTANT stress

 

[storm2006]

Couple years ago I was walking out of a game at Allen Fieldhouse and was behind four college girls who were laughing and joking about 'boys' and one of the girls said out loud...'yeah, like that time Jeff choked me' and they all just started laughing.

I got a 2 yr old daughter. She is never leaving the house.

Some are into it. One time I was smashing a girl and she asked me to do that and I was like

Not only do I need those problems but I wouldn't even get enjoyment out of it

 

[k3stacks]

Wait yall dont choke during coitus?

 

[Nouss]

This chick the other day started choking herself while smashin...

I know she wanted me to do it. I decided against it.

Spoiler

This was me tho

 

[IATT]

zero clue how real this is




But

 

[k3stacks]

This chick the other day started choking herself while smashin...

I know she wanted me to do it. I decided against it.

Spoiler

This was me tho

Thats a wild image man

 

[DeadsetAce]

slightly different but at one of my homie's bachelor parties, two strippers choked him with his own belt during a lap dance. **** had us cracking up and that image will never be forgotten

 

[Bantz Lord T]

slightly different but at one of my homie's bachelor parties, two strippers choked him with his own belt during a lap dance. **** had us cracking up and that image will never be forgotten

 

[DeadsetAce]

that **** went down in your city, too

 

[s0lefunk]

Had to double check what thread I was in

 

[IATT]

I’ve seen strippers whip dudes with their own belts

But ain’t never seen one choke a dude

I want zero parts of choking a bish.. last thing I need is for some shh to get questionable and try explaining that shh

 

[IATT]

 

[s0lefunk]

I just don’t see how Burrow or Herbert can leverage Mahomes’ new deal in their negotiations. He’s in a league of his own.

 

[Bantz Lord T]

I’ve seen strippers whip dudes with their own belts

But ain’t never seen one choke a dude

I want zero parts of choking a bish.. last thing I need is for some shh to get questionable and try explaining that shh

Trevor Bauer choked a bish and now he pitches in Japan. Not worth it fellas

 

[TipsyMcStagga]

I don't see how Herbert even gets close to Lamar or Jalen money tbh

 

[651akathepaul]

Eh. Some chicks love that ****. I've put my hand on a throat when she asking for it. And...I liked it.

I don't, however, think it's a good idea in a train running situation.

 

[dacomeup]

Trevor Bauer choked a bish and now he pitches in Japan. Not worth it fellas

Nah . You need to read what Trevor Bauer actually did if you think that’s why he’s pitching in Japan. He’s a scumbag too

 

[dwileykyot]

I don't see how Herbert even gets close to Lamar or Jalen money tbh

It’s not about merit… it’s about timing and leverage. Herbert has both on his side

 

[T0INE]

Eh. Some chicks love that ****. I've put my hand on a throat when she asking for it. And...I liked it.

I don't, however, think it's a good idea in a train running situation.

Damn, my dude Lenny a freak.

 

[IATT]

 

[dwileykyot]

Pretty sure I read somewhere that the Bills UK game will be week 5. Prob against Jacksonville

 

[s0lefunk]

It’s not about merit… it’s about timing and leverage. Herbert has both on his side

“Look… I haven’t won the division. And I lost my only playoff game by chocking away a 20 pt lead against a QB that threw 4 picks in a half. And I have a losing record against Mahomes. But you know I’m your best shot at beating Mahomes.”

 

[IATT]

 

[651akathepaul]

Damn, my dude Lenny a freak.

 

[storm2006]

Burrow is deservedly getting Jalen/Lamar money

Herbert will undeservedly get close Jalen/Lamar money

Mahomes definitely deserves to be highest paid but he’s under contract for awhile. Is this new deal being given out of respect? Or to create cap flexibility? Or both?