As some of you guys know ... I’m old. Relative to most here, anyway. 41, though usually feel like 25. Or hell, 14. Still, with that as context, I don’t even know how to feel on this one. I was committed to being at the Long Beach Grand Prix all day today. Couldn’t make it to a store here in L.A. Checked SNKRS at ****ing 8:04 this morning. SOLD OUT, it said.
While I realize a wide, mass-produced release of this relatively niche shoe makes no sense for Nike ... seriously? Sold out basically as soon as it went up? **** off. Like really, **** off. I understand the over-arcing marketing logic but come on, how about give us who want these, say, an hour or two to cop? The lack of resale value on all these Protro 1s illustrates the fake hype like a knife to the eye.
I wanted these to wear while getting my old *** back in shape. I can get them for the slight Stock X or whatever markup. But the principle kind of pisses me off. Absolutely ridiculous that I couldn’t bag these via SNKRS four minutes after they went live. Almost 30 years into this sneaker obsession, **** is pathetic more often than not LOL