Niketalk Whats The Infamous Smush Parker Story??

[pj and bompton]

Originally Posted by ImReallyDirkNowitzki

Originally Posted by the coolness

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Originally Posted by JinKazama

TheDoc86 wrote:

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Originally Posted by Toy Collector123

Originally Posted by CaponeCartels

Originally Posted by coryturner

 so i drop to my knees in shock and then he nutted on my baby momma face while im sitting right there and then he told me my kids on your baby momma face and they look better then your son

I know this isn't funny, but 

He couldn't be serious about this...

yoooooo cturner tell us you made this up son...I feel bad right now LM_O at this. So you walk in and your baby moms keeps goin at it with this dude..no pause...no..."OH SNAP Baby what are you doin here?"  Then you just slump to your knees and watch the carnage...? 

THEN you got up and started throwing hands with a naked or partially naked dude who justed busted all over you girl with his "juices" flyin everywhere? 

...and where was your girl just sittin there watchin y'all with nut on her face?  I don't mean to laugh but seriously my dude this is on smush story level.  tell me you its a lie son...tell ME ITS A LIE...

 
Im weak.

My sides hurt

OMG

i was dying when i first read the story and the replies make it

 

[Truth]

damn justin bieber took your girl?

 

[shogun]

damn.  that sucks about your new girl, shady as hell.  keep your women away from celebs.  

why'd you take that L on judge judy though?  you didn't mention the smush parker part to her right?  you probably would've won if you mentioned it but then all those people would know and it's mad embarrassing.

 

[dajondondo]

WHO IS THE PERSON WHO TOOK YOUR GIRl... give us initials or what he does....... black or white?? give us something.. u dont gotta tell us.... we'll speculate.

 

[dajondondo]

WHO IS THE PERSON WHO TOOK YOUR GIRl... give us initials or what he does....... black or white?? give us something.. u dont gotta tell us.... we'll speculate.

 

[240Zestways]

The only epic NT story I missed out on was the Young Dro Ipod story. Someone post it!

 

[240Zestways]

The only epic NT story I missed out on was the Young Dro Ipod story. Someone post it!

 

[240Zestways]

The only epic NT story I missed out on was the Young Dro Ipod story. Someone post it!

 

[rko2004]

Originally Posted by xxhu5sl1npnoyxx

Originally Posted by RKO2004

This is what happens when you spend time with tac head females. Sorry xxhu5sl1npnoyxx but man you gotta get better chicks.

And stop all this "You can smash your dream celeb" mess. Stuff is stupid and can happen

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yah man, i kno... all my friends say, i go for good lookin chicks, with rotten insides. which is koo, if you are just trying to smash. but i stay trying to make relationships out of them. that is where my biggest fail lies. im just going to keep working towards my career goals. like ive been distraught over this situation. i cant hear this fools songs on the radio without wanting to punch my windshield.

Its not Trey Songs is it. I CAN'T STAND DUDE.

 

[optimusprimeaphia]

Real talk, homie might as well air this broad out.

If she is the type to be a one-night stand for someone THAT big then he's just gonna skeet and vamp on her. You'd be a fool to take her back because she couldn't control herself.

 

[Hijo Del Promo]

well yah obviously, im  never gon take her back, but it still sucks it happened.

 

[dipped in butter]

Originally Posted by xxhu5sl1npnoyxx

the smush story happened to me, and recently, i pretty much believe i lost my current girl to another celeb, but his name is much bigger, i dont want to go into detail.... lets just say after she met him at a vma after party, the relationship went downhill... =/ .... "babe, where are you?" "im in the studio with...." "oh.." "didnt hear from her for 3 days...." get call, "i dont want to be in a serious relationship anymore..." FML

Some tricks are COLD.

"50Cent, Too$hort and E40 say..."

 

[optimusprimeaphia]

Originally Posted by dipped in butter

Originally Posted by xxhu5sl1npnoyxx

the smush story happened to me, and recently, i pretty much believe i lost my current girl to another celeb, but his name is much bigger, i dont want to go into detail.... lets just say after she met him at a vma after party, the relationship went downhill... =/ .... "babe, where are you?" "im in the studio with...." "oh.." "didnt hear from her for 3 days...." get call, "i dont want to be in a serious relationship anymore..." FML

Some tricks are COLD.

"50Cent, Too$hort and E40 say..."

Spoiler

Spoiler

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[DCAllAfrican]

Originally Posted by xxhu5sl1npnoyxx

nah just enjoy my L with mr. parker... plus this name is too big, my job involves me working with celebs, especially in the music industry to an extent, do not want to jeopardize that....

My question is why you chose to protect the identity of this dude.

 

[luong1209]

Damn xxhu5sl1npnoyx - you gotta choose better girls 

.

 

[dajondondo]

he still didnt say who it is.... %%%... dont tell us than.. we dont give a %$%$ than.. why bother if u aint telling us any more info. %$%$ outta here

 

[murkn3m]

that must suck but at least your not gloomy about it and going to off yourself. Like most of Nters would

 

[cedric ceballos 1995 lakers]

op your sexy love left you for smush, that sucks

 

[nighthawk9421]

***# a $!+*# like Robert De niro said in Heat "A guy once told me, "Do not have any attachments, do not have anything in your life you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you spot the heat around the corner"

 

[nighthawk9421]

$#$$ a !@#@% like Robert De niro said in Heat "A guy once told me, "Do not have any attachments, do not have anything in your life you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you spot the heat around the corner"

 

[King of Trash Style]

Originally Posted by rodster831

Originally Posted by smoke ya later

the greatest story ever on NT..maybe

then you obviously didnt hear about ben baller incident

Post it

 

[blazinrook]

and

at the same time ...girls like these deserve to be exposed....xxhu5sl you know what to do

 

[dathbgboy]

Originally Posted by rodster831

Originally Posted by smoke ya later

the greatest story ever on NT..maybe

then you obviously didnt hear about ben baller incident

That....that right there.....sheesh

 

[Senoj]

Originally Posted by Dathbgboy

Originally Posted by rodster831

Originally Posted by smoke ya later

the greatest story ever on NT..maybe

then you obviously didnt hear about ben baller incident

That....that right there.....sheesh

incident of EPIC proportions

 

[dmoney82]

Originally Posted by OptimusPrimeAPhiA

Originally Posted by dipped in butter

xxhu5sl1npnoyxx wrote:

We don't give a !$% about your post or quotes PRIME. AKA HOUSTANLANTADRAKEKANYESTAN AKA If you have an album out I will suck your 8675309