Niketalk: You know your sex game was "on point" when a female.......

When her girlfriends suddenly start acting nice to u
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Originally Posted by NoneOfYours25

Originally Posted by Grizzlyboy

Originally Posted by NoneOfYours25

When she wants to go for Round 2 as soon as ur done with round 1
Naw that mean you left her hanging....
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You can think of it that way
If you put it down, she wouldn't have the energy or thought process to ask for a 2nd round. In fact you know you was on point if you want a2nd round and she's screaming Nooooo!!!!! I can't take no more.

-When shorty actually cries tears of joy/lust/euphoria/bliss
 
Originally Posted by stoneyjax

bites the sheets/pillows off the backshots

gets up...grabs a warm wash cloth... cleans your man off... brings you a cold drink ... AND THEN turns the tv on and let you watch the game
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You know Christina too????? Nah Im kidding but out of all that I have Read I Co-Sign that
 
When yall are done, you over there puttin' your clothes back on... she still on the bed, chillin', hair all jacked up and her eyes half way closedlooking at you like "the %%*+ did you do to me?"

Oh... and my personal favorite, when she can't even walk cuz her legs give up
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Originally Posted by trueballer507

when she stops answering your calls, text messages and deletes you off myspace.
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i be puttin it down
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man this thread got me dyin you guys are too much
 
When she cries right afterwards....
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When she needs to go to a doctor the next morning cause she has trouble walking
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When the females start saying/telling you all kinds of crazy/stupid #%$%. Like jo's proposing to you and wanting to dump their boyfriends for you.

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Originally Posted by sn00pee

Originally Posted by AntonLaVey

When she cries right afterwards....
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When she needs to go to a doctor the next morning
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thats called rape, bro.
i edited the second line.....the two of them together looks bad. Nah it wasn't rape.
 
to be honest squirts...
Truth
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That has happened to me only twice though

- when a girl flys down to Georgia from Ohio to see you when she aint got a job.
when a girl wants to fly you to Dc or Chicago
- teh white stuff
 
When she looks at your stuff like she, "OMG, what did I get myself into" before it all begins

or

when round one is over and you go from rock hard to medium hardand sheis like, you are already ready??? Instant rock hard, round two starts

or

when you you beat it up so good, you do the beat it up dance in the same room cause you put her to sleep.


Good times
 
When she gazes toward me with a warm look, her eyes faltering a feathery glow - the sweat glistening down her chest as she digs her fingernails into mine, hereach breath moving in a different tempo, while she squeezes her thighs as if another movement would bring her pain - this is when I know my job has been done -- -


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