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same here.Originally Posted by Nike Star Jay
i feel like i have a chance with a croc
i don't know why, but i just do
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same here.Originally Posted by Nike Star Jay
i feel like i have a chance with a croc
i don't know why, but i just do
I have always maintained that my best shot would be at stomping the anacondas head out. I would try to stand one foot on its neck as close to itshead as possible and then STOMP STOMP STOMP until it died. I'm hoping that by stomping it will be impaled by itsown teeth and I will win. The croc, however, would be way harder to kill. Maybe if you punched it in the head for hours and hours and hours it's brainwould eventually start bleeding.Originally Posted by recycledpaper
lol @ the dude who said hes gonna tie the croc's jaw shut with a pair of laces. these arent poodles man, they are top-of-the-food-chain carnivores.
i'd definitely choose the jaguar. you will definitely get $#@@+# up from fighting one, but you can actually kill it. there is no way a human being can kill an anaconda or crocodile without tools. their skin is too tough to pierce and they don't have any real external weak areas.
Originally Posted by DOWNTOWN43
i see you guys didnt watch Croc Hunter/Zobomafo/Kratts Creatures as kids...
if you shut a crocodile's mouth, they cant open it. they can apply an enormous mount of for when crunching down, but a little child could keep them from opening their jaws.
crocs are some b*tches.. just tie its mouth up with my shoestrings, take off my shirt/jeans and muffle its snout, and suffocate it to death. then make some shoes
I hope you really don't think you can strangle a croc with a damn shoe lace.Originally Posted by BostonThreeParty
Croc:
i'd throw a Dunk to the other side of the room, distract him then take a lace out and get on its back and strangle it
Originally Posted by Je Ne Sais Quoi
Aight, this is what I'd do.
I'd take the Anaconda, 2nd Croc, last Jaquar. I just think that the Jaguar is faster, more deadly, and a lot more maneuverable than the 1st two.
1) Take my shirt and shoes off.
2) Take my laces off and have 'em ready in hand.
3) Probably pee on my shirt to give it a good weight.
4) Throw the shirt onto the anaconda's or croc's head covering its eyes.
5) Jump on it and grab it's head. A human can easily hold a croc's mouth closed barehanded. I'd tie the croc's mouth closed with the shoelaces/shirt.
6) Stomp on the head and gauge eyes. If it's the anaconda, try and bite it's neck out. I'd have to stay clear of the Croc's tail, but I'd put the boots to it's abdomen.
7) Once dead, sit back in awe of my power over nature.