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that's a tough one. it seems the anaconda is the easiest to evade but how to kill it? idk
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Originally Posted by Murko206
I would choose the croc. Taking my sholace out and teasing him with the sneaker. while he was distracted for a quick second, i'd jump on his back and beginwrapping the shoelace around his mouth then tie it off. cover his eyes with my t-shirt, then go for the soft spots on the croc.
dJaguar. I'd make it clear I was not a threat then we'd chill in opposite corners of the room for a little bit. I might make small talk or lay some beats down then I'd make it clear that we had to get out of the room. I'm not fighting no damn animal for fun especially when it could kill me in it's sleep. Jags kill the quickest too so no problems if things don't work out.
We'd bust out of the room and find OP/whoever arranged it so they can fight the damn jaguar and die. If OP clarifies that we're in some kind of post nuclear war torn world where I'm the last remaining survivor, I don't want to live in that world. I'd go out with style and right hook the jaguar. Case closed.
Kinda gay, [COLOR=#red]but you could force your arm or foot into it's $%$# or penis/vagina[/COLOR]. It only has what 4 holes. You can try to basically impale it. It's the only orifice it has really along with the eye sockets. Maybe jumping on its head while its eyes are covered could work. Right above the tail
Awesome grave-dig...
I dont recall what I chose originally, and I haven't browsed this thread to see what I chose, but given the situation that is a 10 x 10 room, I'd go with the alligator.
Jaguar is the most lethal in the trio--fast, cunning, deadly; I want no parts of that.
Python is the second most deadly simply because it's the largest predator by length, and in a 10 x 10 room, that's a big deal.
Thus we arrive at alligator. Just jump on its back and try to choke it out and poke it's eyes out.
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some crocs have jaws with the force of 1 or 2 tons
Awesome grave-dig...
I dont recall what I chose originally, and I haven't browsed this thread to see what I chose, but given the situation that is a 10 x 10 room, I'd go with the alligator.
Jaguar is the most lethal in the trio--fast, cunning, deadly; I want no parts of that.
Python is the second most deadly simply because it's the largest predator by length, and in a 10 x 10 room, that's a big deal.
Thus we arrive at alligator. Just jump on its back and try to choke it out and poke it's eyes out.
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Eye poking the croc is a no go. They have deep eye sockets that allow their eyes to hide for said scenarios.
I would pick the Jag and do said choke out. I don't think I would have enough strength to control the croc when it starts rolling about because of the awkward shape of the animal.
The Jag is elevated off the ground more and could actually be clinched.
aren't anacondas blind?
but anyways id choose the anaconda, but i believe they can swallow you whole, ill just let it swallow me and kill it from the inside
Jaguars are also the easiest to tame. Just show you're not a threat and crawl into the corner. Like I said earlier, gain it's trust and loyalty then betray it.