yaje1christ
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Last weekend hopped on a plane from SFO to PHX with an 1/8 of Gorilla glue.
My man...
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Last weekend hopped on a plane from SFO to PHX with an 1/8 of Gorilla glue.
ah, the spirited endeavors of youth...mischievous though they may be, such acts foster the pragmatic creativity and healthy questioning of established authority that are common traits of great men.
Homies birthday and we were negro knocking...
Me and boys was on an egging spree in HS and ended up on the news... They really wanted to find us.
We were never caught
Had a gun pulled on us tho, but that went surprisingly well too
outstanding work, sir.Last weekend hopped on a plane from SFO to PHX with an 1/8 of Gorilla glue.
simply savage, although it clearly speaks to the beast that lies at the core of the supposedly civilized man.One time i went into my boys sisters bedroom and rooted through her draws for some panties....
I laid them joints over my face and beat off where i stood.
Gave my high school chem teacher a weed brownie. He was one of dem "if you're going to eat during class you have to share with me" type of dudes. Homie had to know cuz them ***** were hella dank. OG was laid up at his desk eating his Krispy Kreme halfway falling asleep
Edit: Now that I think of it he should be the one posting in this thread.. "I got these dumbass high school kids to give me a pot brownie for free"
Whats up with the way OP is talking lol?
so glad you asked, good sir.Whats up with the way OP is talking lol?
I disagree...in fact, one might argue I already have.Youre not getting away with that goofy ****
of course not...why the devil would I unduly expose my dark side offline? it's just bad social strategy...that's what the Internet is for.Right lol imagine if talks like that in person
was this gentleman known to you or had he earned this treatment as retaliation? if not, your soul bears many more scars than my own.I pissed all over some cat's car door in broad daylight...
Driver's side
in a way, yes...the darker motivations of men are as ancient as mankind itself.Maybe he time traveled and is from the past.
the most tortured animal walks on two legs, my friend.Dark side eh? You either tortured some animals or caught a body lol.
I got a couple more things I've done to post but let me get to my house first
Right lol imagine if talks like that in person
I leaked the emails of a U.S. presidential candidate and organization but it was for naught because their sheep of supporters don't care at all about high level corruption.
OP have you ever read Watchmen? Would you describe yourself as "totally indifferent"?
I spread the word that we live on flat earth and that giant trees have been taken down.
#staywoke
what a ripe and relevant contribution!My sister used to work at value city. They had these things called value bucks, when u shop there around they holidays they were giving customers them joints. Spend over 100 I think u got 25 in value bucks. When people cashed them in they just threw em away, no scanning a code or nothing. So anytime somebody cashed em in she kept em. Eventually selling me $1000 value bucks for $150. I made $400 off them joints selling em to people. She would also hide a whole bunch of **** in comforter bags, have me come buy the comforter, take all the items out the bags and return the comforter. Good times. The way they used to take the tvs was wild too.
Older homie worked for ups. Around the time in high school when nextels were the ****, somebody misloaded a shipment of phones on his truck. He gave me 6 of em and told me to sell em all for 200 a piece and I can keep half. I ended up selling some for 2 some for 150 but I made $400 easy
Drove 45 minutes to smash this fat freak back in the day. Got late so I ended up spending the night. I seen her roommate hand her the rent money and she was telling me how she always short on her half. After I smashed her to bed I got up and took some cash out of the stash. Just so happen she had her whole cut but I took some and they argued over that **** and went their separate ways.
Hid in my sister closet for like 3 hours just to see her friend naked. I was like 13 but I knew she was coming to my house to change after work and my sister didn't get off til later. Finally saw them ******* [emoji]128526[/emoji]
Bro idk who u are.... but u funny as hell. I'm dying reading everytime u post. How devilish, haha and the fool after your stories had me laughing way more than I shouldve. Too much beer tonight for me.what a ripe and relevant contribution!
Value City was quite the destination for sporting apparel in my youth...my classmates were mystified by my extensive collection of on-field fitteds, jerseys and warmups purchased for pennies on the dollar. my mommy used to zealously hoard those Value Bucks.
UPS was quite the fertile breeding ground for stories as well...there is a definite reason they stopped shipping cell/smart phones in the naked boxes. also, I know a gentleman who identified a shipment of diamonds and liberated them from the facility in a bottle of water.
I too have ridden the winding road to know a woman's warmth...I shall skip the details and let you know a 2 hour ride on Amtrak was involved.
as for the last of your confessional, I cannot share a similar tale, but am happy to bask in the glorious moment you so clearly retain to this day.
Nomad byke
damnNah, just nah, hell nah...
Anything I can say on here, I'm sure I've done alot worse.smh my lips are sealed.
Here's 1 for the fiends.
When I was young, this dude would come to my house to jump on my Trampoline and play bball, he use to carry a bb gun, a lil RED Ryder ****,lol thinking he was the rifleman. So everytime he came he would suck up to my mom's on some sucker ****. Being a lil weasel, my mom's is a loving southern woman greets everyone with love, until you **** up... So one day this fool told my mom's he was thirsty so my mom's made me go fix him some water. I'm like wtf fool just wanted his cake and eat it to.... He knew ****** drank straight from the water hose, none of that go in the house and fix a glass of water. So me and my lil sister went in the house, scooped up some toilet water, and spit in it, mixed it up and put some ice in that ****.... Dude drank the whole glass...smfh
Lol me and dude still cool to this day, he lives in another state now but we chill every blue moon.
This was YEARS ago.
what a ripe and relevant contribution!