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We had a Party Bus for my ex-friends Bachelor party. 

Make the rounds to strip clubs.

Pick up a few strippers on along the way that are down to leave the club and come ride the night.

Have the best drunken night ever. 

Stop at Night Trips.

Pick up Mercedes, (I've know Mercedes for like 7 years at this point, she used to blow me when she worked @ Blue Moon when my Best Friends brother who was the DJ would let us come in even though we were only 18)

I tell Mercedes we will pay her for the night if she comes home and doesn't just ride the bus.

She comes back to the ex-friend/guy getting married's house.

She slurps him like as he is getting the key in the keyhole to let us in (she knew what time it was, down *** girl)

We have 4 guys total in the house (we are all friends)

WHile she slurps him a 2nd dude gets in and they got a 3some right off.

Well third guy is looking at me like, "you next?"

I'm like nah we're kinda friends, you go ahead.

He didn't go ahead, he was scared.

We all fall asleep.

I'm down stairs on the couch and they are all upstairs.

I wake up and she is there butt *** naked, and I have a massive chubby.

She asked if she could blow me, I say yes, she does.

I end up smashing too.

SO, I went 3rd.

3rd isn't always bad.
 
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no fun word to .snoop and the dpg..ive went second before on something like that.
. Wasn't a girlfriend though, can't share your main girl. some random h rat. For sures.. They for sharing, .
 
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D Rose let his homies run a train on his GIRLFRIEND and went 3rd......


I can't root for that man anymore.


Wasn't his Girlfriend just a regular he saw often right

seen people say that was his Girl was that stated and i didn't see it :lol
 
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Oh I wasn't sharing.

They just so happen to hit it on the same night I did
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3some though, hell to the nah. 
 
D Rose let his homies run a train on his GIRLFRIEND and went 3rd......


I can't root for that man anymore.

LOL if you think that's his "girlfriend"

This was just his LA *****

And he smashed multiple times... he was just helping the fam out.

Nothing wrong with passing random broads down the totem pole... he prolly didn't touch her after that

I can't wait for the post game press conferences :lol
 
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She probably just thought she was his girl and he played along.. That wasn't really his girl, lol.

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and naw not no threesome same time ish.. 2nd or third means you wait for a turn.
 
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I don't judge others who run trains or share a girl the same night but that just ain't me or the type of ***** I'm trying to stick my stick in

Granted one night stands you never know her past but still, it's a difference between that and smashing a chick the same night when you know your friend just smashed before you

And as far as Tag teaming a girl, man I never understand that but I know we are savages so it is what it is
 
We had a Party Bus for my ex-friends Bachelor party. 

Make the rounds to strip clubs.
Pick up a few strippers on along the way that are down to leave the club and come ride the night.
Have the best drunken night ever. 
Stop at Night Trips.
Pick up Mercedes, (I've know Mercedes for like 7 years at this point, she used to blow me when she worked @ Blue Moon when my Best Friends brother who was the DJ would let us come in even though we were only 18)
I tell Mercedes we will pay her for the night if she comes home and doesn't just ride the bus.
She comes back to the ex-friend/guy getting married's house.
She slurps him like as he is getting the key in the keyhole to let us in (she knew what time it was, down *** girl)
We have 4 guys total in the house (we are all friends)
WHile she slurps him a 2nd dude gets in and they got a 3some right off.
Well third guy is looking at me like, "you next?"
I'm like nah we're kinda friends, you go ahead.
He didn't go ahead, he was scared.
We all fall asleep.
I'm down stairs on the couch and they are all upstairs.
I wake up and she is there butt *** naked, and I have a massive chubby.
She asked if she could blow me, I say yes, she does.
I end up smashing too.

SO, I went 3rd.
3rd isn't always bad.

:x


sweetheart aint even rinse the palette or let the box cool off and reset before you slid in. ughh

you did write the story in the form of a rap verse tho..I fuqs wit it.
 
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 Nothing wrong with passing random broads down the totem pole... he prolly didn't touch her after that
But even if he did touch her after that, nothing wrong with that either.

Folks tripping if they think their wife or GF hasn't been all the way nasty and dirty with Rick and Barry and Dee and Demarcus and 15-30 other dudes before them.

Not all have been 3somed up, but if you put 5 women in front of me, random women, I'm going to say 2 have been trained by two guys at once, 2 have thought about it and 1 has f'ed one guy and then f'ed the other guy within 24hrs and is now thinking about doing both at the same time.

Women are Freaks man. Smell your butthole after a Jog type Freaks, all of them.

Most guys just don't know this because they are scared to ask for the business like that.
 
unless you bag a virgin bro you have shared with someone else.

I'm talking about during the act, that's weirdo **** to me.

All my homies have no problem getting their own women, the **** you doing sharing ()?
 
Definitely wasn't his girl :lol

Anywho

A Los Angeles federal judge refused to declare a mistrial or dismiss a $21.5 million civil rape case against New York Knicks guard Derrick Rose based, but he did find that the accuser failed to hand over three potentially damning text messages ahead of trial.

“Plaintiff failed in her legal obligation to respond fully to the lawful discovery demands,” Judge Michael Fitzgerald said in court Wednesday morning.

“These texts could be viewed by the jury as being helpful to the defense,” Judge Fitzgerald said.

“They are at a minimum consistent with the defense’s theory of this action,” the judge added, referring to Rose’s referring to Rose’s claims that his accuser made up the sexual assault claim in a bid to get rich.

The judge said he will tell the jury that the accuser had an obligation to hand over a complete set of texts, but failed to do so. He will also allow Rose’s attorney to recall the accuser to the witness stand to grill her about the texts.

One of the deleted texts could be construed by the jury as belying the accuser’s insistence that she was in no mood for the group sex with Rose and his two pals that followed less than two hours later.

In the message, sent at 1:36 am, she calls Rose, “babe.”

“She was mad at me babe,” the woman wrote, referring to a massage therapist friend that she’d brought to Rose’s Beverly Hills mansion, at Rose’s insistence, the night before. “Why you have me bring a b- and you ain’t finna [sic] f— her.”
 
 
 Nothing wrong with passing random broads down the totem pole... he prolly didn't touch her after that
But even if he did touch her after that, nothing wrong with that either.

Folks tripping if they think their wife or GF hasn't been all the way nasty and dirty with Rick and Barry and Dee and Demarcus and 15-30 other dudes before them.

Not all have been 3somed up, but if you put 5 women in front of me, random women, I'm going to say 2 have been trained by two guys at once, 2 have thought about it and 1 has f'ed one guy and then f'ed the other guy within 24hrs and is now thinking about doing both at the same time.

Women are Freaks man. Smell your butthole after a Jog type Freaks, all of them.

Most guys just don't know this because they are scared to ask for the business like that.
Never had anyone teach me the game growing up so everything I learned about women was through trial and error and just chilling with them and talking.

They will tell you some **** about things they've done, thought/think about doing and things their friends have done. Eye opening man.

I don't even believe in "good girls" anymore. I always say a good girl will be bad for the right *****.
 
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Nothing wrong with passing random broads down the totem pole... he prolly didn't touch her after that
But even if he did touch her after that, nothing wrong with that either.

Folks tripping if they think their wife or GF hasn't been all the way nasty and dirty with Rick and Barry and Dee and Demarcus and 15-30 other dudes before them.

Not all have been 3somed up, but if you put 5 women in front of me, random women, I'm going to say 2 have been trained by two guys at once, 2 have thought about it and 1 has f'ed one guy and then f'ed the other guy within 24hrs and is now thinking about doing both at the same time.

Women are Freaks man. Smell your butthole after a Jog type Freaks, all of them.

Most guys just don't know this because they are scared to ask for the business like that.

Never had anyone teach me the game growing up so everything I learned about women was through trial and error and just chilling with them and talking.
They will tell you some **** about things they've done, thought/think about doing and things their friends have done. Eye opening man.
I don't even believe in "good girls" anymore. I always say a good girl will be bad for the right *****.


thats pretty similar to my sayin,

**** these hos
 
Never had anyone teach me the game growing up so everything I learned about women was through trial and error and just chilling with them and talking.
They will tell you some **** about things they've done, thought/think about doing and things their friends have done. Eye opening man.
I don't even believe in "good girls" anymore. I always say a good girl will be bad for the right *****.


This is not a bad thing though. I dont mind my girl being a nasty dirty sl..... wait aint this the nba thread? lol
 
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