Official 2018 NBA Preseason Thread - Jimmy Butler Does Things

[QU!K]

White LBJ jersey copped

Certified clown status. 2-4 in the Finals, no Mt. Rushmore, no GOAT status, no more comparisons with Magic, Kobe, MJ, Duncan, Kareem, Shaq. All that's done. He's Wilt Chamberlain in a SF body.

I'll do it for you.

FRAUD

His jumpshot is mechanically flawed, he'll never be an elite or even good shooter, his #s outside the paint in the playoffs were despicable.

That's what happens when you get off the juice, just look at Busta Rhymes and Timbaland all that muscle gone turn to flab.

Imagine if he actually shot 40% from the field in the Finals.

Imagine if he didn't undermine the coach at every turn.

Imagine if he had a go to move besides a pushoff and traveling.

Imagine if Delly had not grabbed that rebound in Game 2.

Imagine if he just let that ridiculous hairline go.

Imagine if he actually beat more than 7, 50-win teams in his entire playoff career.

Imagine if he didn't quit on his team in 2010 or choke in 2011 or get beat by a record margin in 2014.

Just imagine the praises we'd be singing.

Just Do It.

2-4 that's the only number you need

Court jester James is more like it

He's so jealous of Steph it's not even funny especially considering Steph's crowning is so similar to his own except LBJ didn't win anything at this point.

 

[iamjusayn]

Watch Bryant be the ultimate 304 and come back now! Chasing that 6th ring

Watch...

 

[D_eezus]

This how some of y’all takes be in here. This ***** clearly drunk. Boston has peaked LOL

LMAOOO THAT GUY CLEARLY OVER THE LEGAL LIMIT

Boston is just getting started, they did all that with 2 of their stars sitting on the bench

 

[second2nonee]

these are the type of receipts i need to see

 

[nomnom]

Lebron stans leaving Cleveland for LA like

 

[elpablo21]

 

[wavycrocket]

Ugh . Get this bs off my screen.

Can’t wait til Kobe passively aggressively taunts his failures like a disappointed Jamaican mother.

“Mmm, you content with tree rings, and losing to the light skin bois and stick man? Sad!”

#ALA x #NotMyGOAT

Will NEVER be!

 

[EddieDoyers]

Ugh . Get this bs off my screen.

Can’t wait til Kobe passively aggressively taunts his failures like a disappointed Jamaican mother.

“Mmm, you content with tree rings, and losing to the light skin bois and stick man? Sad!”

#ALA x #NotMyGOAT

Will NEVER be!

Have fun being in 8th-9th place every year Wavy

 

[nick.]

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Incredible.

 

[a-friend]

Dan Gilbert didn't write any of that, he just signed it

He should fire his editor.
The whole God Damn letter is in quotes.

 

[pums]

So is it Love to Sexton or Sexton to Love?

 

[lovehateself]

Have fun being in 8th-9th place every year Wavy

That’s only one of his teams tho

 

[lovehateself]

So is it Love to Sexton or Sexton to Love?

Sounding like pron movie titles

 

[EddieDoyers]

That’s only one of his teams tho

Oh yeah. Forgot about the revenge tour.
KD stealing Steph's shine

 

[10508 cardo jr ln]

Lebron is going to RUIN Lonzo, B.I. and Kuzma

 

[bronconation24]

Tunes change quick around here huh . What a bunch of clown ****

 

[Peep Game]

the L36ron hate thread is hilarious

halfway crooks
MVP @freeze @tyisny and whoever else gonna be battling former allies wavycrocket and @keko jones with the addition of @lamekilla

don't get me started on @shotsrangout and @LebronHasMoreFinalsMVPs joining their former rivals

My guy @LebronHasMoreFinalsMVPs is hopping around to every team thread trying to slander cause he didn’t have a home team, may as well just start a thread a post up by himself

 

[wavycrocket]

Have fun being in 8th-9th place every year Wavy

Cute. D’Lo gone....Lonzo....(welp)....Randle soon to be gone....and y’all building around a declining 35 year old diva that only knows how to play one way...and soon to be Boogie cousins coming back from a devastating injury....

Half measures. Yikes!

 

[HIM]

You're welcome to come brother. By the way check your PM.

twas only a matter of time

we already got destaxxx and bsox in but you might be on a short waitlist

Welcome to death row, petey Pablo

I'll be making my announcement on July 4th. It's about more than basketball for me. Gotta think about my future kids knowing their dad once rooted for the other guys.

 

[EddieDoyers]

Cute. D’Lo gone....Lonzo....(welp)....Randle soon to be gone....and y’all building around a declining 35 year old diva that only knows how to play one way...and soon to be Boogie cousins coming back from a devastating injury....

Half measures. Yikes!

Traded away DLo and a bad contract in Mozgov for picking Kuzma and getting LeBron, I call that a W buddy.
Who said we getting Boogie though? All just rumors.
And Randle, well what can you do? He's gonna miss out

 

[carver]

In other news Robert Willams missed his first day at Summer League practice

 

[nflowshoe]

Lebron is going to RUIN Lonzo, B.I. and Kuzma

Kuzma game is going to elevate with Lebron. Lonzo just has to be Mario chalmers now and just play defense and don’t turn the ball over. However, I don’t see B.I meshing too well with Lebron’s game

 

[Tony $now]

Free Lonzo and Kuz, they don’t deserve this

 

[MVP]

Kuz and Zo (if he improved his shooting are going to flourish). Randle and BI are likely out.

 

[nomnom]

The GOAT speaks out!