Official Dallas Mavericks vs. OKC Thunder (WCF) Thread. Dallas Mavericks Western Conference Champs

Yikes, terrible start to the half.

Not getting it done on either end.

Gotta shape up or else this could get ugly quickly.
 
Keon Clark "throw it in the basket" dunk
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 @ Peja "attempting" to guard Durant
 
Yikes, terrible start to the half.

Not getting it done on either end.

Gotta shape up or else this could get ugly quickly.
 
Originally Posted by bhzmafia14

Humble as can be.

Filthy dunk though
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Only reason Durant talked was because Haywood followed through on his push as he was getting dunked on.
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Originally Posted by bhzmafia14

Humble as can be.

Filthy dunk though
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Only reason Durant talked was because Haywood followed through on his push as he was getting dunked on.
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Originally Posted by shatterkneesinc

and again marion cant make a lay up to save his life

this. seems like he misses every shot close to the rim!
He makes me nervous just looking at his jump shot 
 
Originally Posted by shatterkneesinc

and again marion cant make a lay up to save his life

this. seems like he misses every shot close to the rim!
He makes me nervous just looking at his jump shot 
 
Where are the Dunk Nazis claiming Durant didn't actually dunk it because his hand didn't touch the rim?
 
Where are the Dunk Nazis claiming Durant didn't actually dunk it because his hand didn't touch the rim?
 
Already? 
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[h1]Today's Obituaries - Brendan Todd Haywood (1979-2011)[/h1]
5/19/2011 09:54:00 PM Powered by Ed The Sports Fan 
Topics: NBAObituaries

Brendan Todd Haywood, 31, passed away on Thursday, May 19th, 2011. He was born on November 27th, 1979 in New York City. He's most known for his collegiate years at North Carolina, and being built as a prototype center in the NBA and yet playing like a charmin-esque softy with no spine whatsoever.

Witnesses say that Kevin Wayne Durant, 22, was accused of assault with a deadly weapon. Durant, a cold-blood assassin who reads children's books to the kids, walks old ladies across the street, and performs surgeries with Timothy Tebow in the off-season was simply in the wrong place at the wrong time. As the referees called a technical foul against the phenom, the crew basically admitted that he murdalized the 7-foot softie, what had actually happened was suicide by the big man for the Dallas Mavericks.

In Game 2 of the Western Conference Semifinals, Durant got the ball on the top of the wing and with the 87-year old Predrag Stojakovic guarding him, his only goal was to get to the rim. Little did he know that Haywood would be waiting under the rim with a kitana (samurai blade) pointed at his gut in his hands.
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What was interesting was that as Haywood inserted his kitana into his spleen, folks thought he was honorable. You know....taking a charge for the team. Drawing a foul. When in actuality, his incredulous act pissed Durant all the way the hell off and made the man go into an epic tirade on how dishonorable Haywood was. I mean damn homie, you are 85 inches tall! Come on up here and block this dunk attempt. Durant didn't utilize that elevated assault at the rim for just nothing. THIS IS A CHALLENGE! Haywood was a coward, and took himself out with a stab wound.

A scholarship foundation has been created called the "Gentle Giant Fund" by Danny Schayes, Bill Wennington, Channing Frye, and of course...the Pau-sey Cat, Pau Gasol. Getting dunked on without trying to block the shot is the ultimate dishonor, and we've go to raise our young big man better than that. Be a got damned man. @###.

-Ed.
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Already? 
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[h1]Today's Obituaries - Brendan Todd Haywood (1979-2011)[/h1]
5/19/2011 09:54:00 PM Powered by Ed The Sports Fan 
Topics: NBAObituaries

Brendan Todd Haywood, 31, passed away on Thursday, May 19th, 2011. He was born on November 27th, 1979 in New York City. He's most known for his collegiate years at North Carolina, and being built as a prototype center in the NBA and yet playing like a charmin-esque softy with no spine whatsoever.

Witnesses say that Kevin Wayne Durant, 22, was accused of assault with a deadly weapon. Durant, a cold-blood assassin who reads children's books to the kids, walks old ladies across the street, and performs surgeries with Timothy Tebow in the off-season was simply in the wrong place at the wrong time. As the referees called a technical foul against the phenom, the crew basically admitted that he murdalized the 7-foot softie, what had actually happened was suicide by the big man for the Dallas Mavericks.

In Game 2 of the Western Conference Semifinals, Durant got the ball on the top of the wing and with the 87-year old Predrag Stojakovic guarding him, his only goal was to get to the rim. Little did he know that Haywood would be waiting under the rim with a kitana (samurai blade) pointed at his gut in his hands.
http://


What was interesting was that as Haywood inserted his kitana into his spleen, folks thought he was honorable. You know....taking a charge for the team. Drawing a foul. When in actuality, his incredulous act pissed Durant all the way the hell off and made the man go into an epic tirade on how dishonorable Haywood was. I mean damn homie, you are 85 inches tall! Come on up here and block this dunk attempt. Durant didn't utilize that elevated assault at the rim for just nothing. THIS IS A CHALLENGE! Haywood was a coward, and took himself out with a stab wound.

A scholarship foundation has been created called the "Gentle Giant Fund" by Danny Schayes, Bill Wennington, Channing Frye, and of course...the Pau-sey Cat, Pau Gasol. Getting dunked on without trying to block the shot is the ultimate dishonor, and we've go to raise our young big man better than that. Be a got damned man. @###.

-Ed.
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