OFFICIAL NFL Discussion Thread: 2015-16 Season - Congrats to the Denver Broncos and their fans! SB 5

[rolaholic]

@RapSheet: Hue Jackson does plan to interview with the #Giants, I'm told. Working on finalizing a time, given the NFL meetings in Houston.

 

[a55a5in11]

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I could show you hundreds of plays a defender has two hands on a ball and it doesn't come out

i'm free today.


just go back and look at the play, the arm band had no impact on the fumble. AP didnt even have the ball tucked into his elbow, he was mostly palming it.

I'm not gonna waste me time posting gifs of average tackles in football. But to say a rubber sleeve in freezing conditions have nothing to do with a fumble is just stupid
Knowing who I'm dealing with and what thread this is I'm sure I'll get a warning and my post deleted

 

[nick.]

Tony Siragusa is the walking embodiment of a rotisserie chicken.

 

[a55a5in11]

What is Tony siragusas job.

 

[Chester McFloppy]

What is Tony siragusas job.

He's the meatball version of Erin Andrews.

 

[damysteryman]

Collinsworth is unbearable

 

[EddieDoyers]

Man this twitter doe https://twitter.com/philsimmsquotes

Some gems

"If you're a player that gets kicked out of this game, you are one word...not very smart"

“I’m going to answer a question before you ask it”

Nantz: “Am I going to ask question?”

“Well I don’t know.”

"Who's going to be in the Super Bowl? I have no clue."

"Quarterbacks are like running backs are like golfers, they keep hitting shots."

"Know… the situation on defense and… play… accordingly."

 

[herbshuttles15]

Tony Siragusa is the walking embodiment of a rotisserie chicken.

i just screamed

Phil Simms is almost senile

 

[rolaholic]

Collinsworth is unbearable

Only when the Giants are playing

 

[shatterkneesinc]

Collinsworth is unbearable

Only when the Giants are playing

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Deal with it

 

[elpablo21]

Man this twitter doe https://twitter.com/philsimmsquotes

Some gems

"If you're a player that gets kicked out of this game, you are one word...not very smart"

“He takes his time. In other words, patience.” #thesaurus #SDvsDEN
— Phil Simms Quotes (@philsimmsquotes) January 3, 2016

 

[IATT]

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.co...ootballtalk,content - text-based,sport – nfl]

 

[wrightone86]

That Phil Sims twitter though 

Phil Simms Quotes  ‏@philsimmsquotes   Jan 3

“He’s going to be able to audiblize.” #english #

Phil Simms Quotes  ‏@philsimmsquotes   Jan 9

“Dangerous. That could have been a lateral… which is was.” — Mid sentence contradiction. Beautiful. #

Phil Simms Quotes  ‏@philsimmsquotes   Jan 9

“They have to convert. But tell your defense, if they can make a tackle get them down.” #analysis #

 

[dmxfury]

I'm not gonna waste me time posting gifs of average tackles in football. But to say a rubber sleeve in freezing conditions have nothing to do with a fumble is just stupid
Knowing who I'm dealing with and what thread this is I'm sure I'll get a warning and my post deleted

You've been warned? By whom

 

[super t1ght]

the announcers basically blaming the manufacturer of the sleeves AP was wearing was also hilarious.

he had on elbow pads

 

[a55a5in11]

I'm not gonna waste me time posting gifs of average tackles in football. But to say a rubber sleeve in freezing conditions have nothing to do with a fumble is just stupid
Knowing who I'm dealing with and what thread this is I'm sure I'll get a warning and my post deleted

You've been warned? By whom

Where did I say that?

 

[dmxfury]

Where did I say that?

Seemed insinuated. What is this thread all about? Why would be warned? Who are you dealing with?

Edit - unless in jest then I misread the tone completely

 

[wrightone86]

*queue someone bringing up the "Super Friends"*

Spoiler: Warning: Spoiler!

I think that is the name of the "select few" in here that I randomly see mentioned 

 

[EddieDoyers]

Also saw on nfl reddit "S**t the announcers say"

1) “Last we saw Johnny Manziel, he was wearing a blonde wig in Vegas. And now we see Hoyer starting a playoff game.” –Mike Tirico (KC vs. HOU)

Via /u/reddbunny1370

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2) "I call Watt 96 - 100 because, he played 96% of the plays this year and he plays at 100%” -Jon Gruden (KC vs. HOU)

Via /u/CardsFan1539

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3) "You ever heard that song 'Rainbow Stew?'" -Jon Gruden

Via /u/LuckyNickels

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4) "We're seeing playoff defense." (1 minute later) "The defender didn't really have anything to do with it the receiver just lost control." –Phil Simms (PIT vs. CIN)

Via /u/SativaSammy

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5) "If you're a player that gets kicked out of this game, you are one word...not very smart" –Phil Simms

Via

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6) “I knew you were going to ask me that question that’s why I answered it.” –Phil Simms

“No that’s really no question at all” –Jim Nantz

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7) "He threw it where he wanted to... That was just a bit off target" - Phil Simms

Via /u/UffaloIlls

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"If you're going to hit him, then HIT him." –Cris Collinsworth (MIN vs. SEA)

Via /u/fieryscribe

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9) "Let me ask you this Michael Strahan... DO YOU LIKE THAT?" –Erin Andrews

"Ehhh he's a ******* I'm not saying that" –Michael Strahan

Via /u/i_enjoy_lemonade

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10) "I know another quarterback who's wound up tight." - Joe Buck (GB vs. WAS)

Via /u/Fatalorian

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11) Tirico: "You were part of a playoff shut out back in the day."

Gruden: "I was?"

Tirico: "Yeah you were."

Gruden: "Did I get shut out?"

Tirico: "No you didn't."

Gruden: "Well that's good. You've got a lot of memories tonight Mike."

Via /u/Shakermaker555

That first one from Tirico doe

 

[Hahahaha]

how the hell you gonna pass AP fumbling onto Mike Wallace?

If you read my post again, I clearly didn't. AP gets all the blame.

I said its funny your highest paid WR, that you paid to be a star has the ball hit him in the hands and can't catch it.

 

[nick.]

1 & 2 on that list

 

[SneakerProSr.]

how the hell you gonna pass AP fumbling onto Mike Wallace?

If you read my post again, I clearly didn't. AP gets all the blame.

I said its funny your highest paid WR, that you paid to be a star has the ball hit him in the hands and can't catch it.

The Vikings didn't pay him to be a star the Dolphins did.

 

[NickFolarin]

You a Lions' bro so I'm not going to go in but Jim Schwartz never at any point in time had our defense at the top of the league.

It weird because he cooked every wear but Detroit defensively.

At least pass rush? 

 

 

[dontbelikethat]

Chris Tomasson @christomasson

Adrian Peterson said Seattle's Earl Thomas came into Vikings locker room after game to commend #Vikings on their season.

Earl

 

[Hahahaha]

Vikings paid him 10 mil this year, I don't know what your point is. They took on that contract. I'm sure he gets cut this year because he's not worth the deal.