Lowkey glad to see I'm not the only one tired of Simms and his senile ***. Some of these other quotes, which are 100% real, are just
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They rotate the Superbowl between networks so last time CBS had it was the Harbaugh bowl, right? He was BRUTAL that game. Absolutely brutal. At some point late in the game, Jim Nantz asked a silent Phil Simms what he thought of a crucial play that could have gone either way (friendly reminder...Simms is the COLOR COMMENTATOR, he is there TO GIVE HIS ANALYSIS AND "EXPERT" OPINION).
I swear Simms said something like, "I don't know Jeem. I just don't know. To me, it could go either way. Talk about a 50/50 play right there."
This what Old Yeller gets paid for? To say "IDK" in the crucial moments of a game watched by a bajillion people around the world? My goodness.