***Official Political Discussion Thread***

[biggie62]

If Ben Simmons becomes a consistent 40% 3 point shooter I’ll eat a pair of chucks. No shooting coach is saving that shooting form.

 

[osh kosh bosh]

The GOP reeling, from multiple election defeats and further erosion in the suburbs due to coziness to Trump..

facing a Joe Biden, with the virus defeated and a roaring economy headed towards full employment and rising wages at the bottom...

The chamber commerce wing of the GOP re establishes control of the party and searches for a nominee to back.

They want a true fiscal conservative who kept his head down during the trump era but can't be labeled as racist...

Nikki Haley burned her Trump bridges,
Lindsey Graham is a clown,
Tom cotton is a loser,
Everybody hates Ted Cruz and Josh Hawley beclowned himself.


Who's left?

Tim Scott.


Is that so impossible, super low probability but I don't think it's impossible.

You'd prob need trump to die or something or at least not run and not endorse his kids.

 

[freeze]

 

[RustyShackleford]

The GOP reeling, from multiple election defeats and further erosion in the suburbs due to coziness to Trump..

facing a Joe Biden, with the virus defeated and a roaring economy headed towards full employment and rising wages at the bottom...

The chamber commerce wing of the GOP re establishes control of the party and searches for a nominee to back.

They want a true fiscal conservative who kept his head down during the trump era but can't be labeled as racist...

Nikki Haley burned her Trump bridges,
Lindsey Graham is a clown,
Tom cotton is a loser,
Everybody hates Ted Cruz and Josh Hawley beclowned himself.


Who's left?

Tim Scott.


Is that so impossible, super low probability but I don't think it's impossible.

You'd prob need trump to die or something or at least not run and not endorse his kids.

 

[yobyellav]

That Simmons scenario is more likely than the Scott scenario.

 

[biggie62]

he needs to take tips from Trump who has a much better shooting form.

 

[biggie62]

But are they as good as Popeyes biscuits? I think not, my evidence.....

 

[osh kosh bosh]

 

[freeze]

Simmons getting a serviceable 3 is Infinitely more likely that tim scott thirsty *** amounting to anything other than bojangles. Players add new skills every year. A good shooting coach can help him shoot better than he currently does.

 

[RustyShackleford]

Simmons getting a serviceable 3 is Infinitely more likely that time scott bum *** amounting to anything other than bojangles. Players add new skills every year. A good shooting coach can help him shoot better than he currently does.

This is 5th season in the NBA, his shoot is completely broken, and he is scared to shoot.

He done, b. Dun, dun, dun it all. Done

Like Osh said, humans gonna be opening up yoga studio and Trader Joes on Mars before that fool is a deep ball threat

 

[IATT]

 

[biggie62]

Texas doesn’t believe in climate change. Pull up the boot straps and buy yourselves some winter tires.

 

[blastercombo]

**** better not be closed in Texas. Stop living in fear

 

[IATT]

 

[marikomorose]

 

[Wargames]

Its funny to me, there was actual election fraud and interference in 2016 that led to the first impeachment. That investigation and trial was manipulated with from jump and it still required the entire Republican party to basically go into denial about the evidence to avoid admitting it. Now the Republicans are ranting about a 2020 theft when no one can find proof or anything.

What a bunch of clowns lol.... really they better keep their guns because they need to actively protect themselves from reality.....

Then a bunch of his supporters stormed the capitol to try and get him back into office based on that lie, and he doesn't pardon a single one of them on the way out. Plus, the majority of the Republican congresspeople his supporters went to DC to kill..... still support him and go into denial again about what he tried to do to them personally.

What a bunch of Rubes..... Now there focus will be to deny everyone in the country Covid Financial relief because..... they are ******* stupid

 

[mplsdunk]

in mn we are free to crash our cars a we please.

 

[mplsdunk]

Texas doesn’t believe in climate change. Pull up the boot straps and buy yourselves some winter tires.

I copped some blizzacks this year. GAME CHANGER!

 

[IATT]

 

[mplsdunk]

Cult

 

[rexanglorum]

Tim Scott prob wants to be president,


and figures if he waits it out and some point the republican party will normalize.

and given that he's a black guy, the democrats prob won't be able really stick trump to him.

True, to keep his Senate seat he has to vote no

Those South Carolina conservatives vote for him because they view him as a black man that knows his place. He breaks that frame, then a reactionary Trump can get him out of the paint with ease.

Black conservatives in the state are mainly Dems, so they can't save his *** in the primary.

I’d be shocked if he actually got the GOP nomination. At the same time, I wouldn’t be surprised if in October 2023, he’s leading in the GOP primary polls for a little while. A black candidate led at that stage of the last two competitive GOP primaries. Most Republicans genuinely don’t think of themselves as racists and they care about how liberals perceive them, plus Republicans, especially Republican boomers, are very good at trolling so telling a pollster they might vote for the black guy serves both purposes.




I found a new client for our resident lawyer. I would demand a finder’s fee but we know he works on a pro Bono basis for clients like this.

 

[mplsdunk]

Someone gave me this as a tip today.

this 20 dollars aged very poorly.

 

[Nike Jordan]

 

[rexanglorum]

2070, when the once mighty American Empire breaks into eight and twenty feuding pieces, the great grandchildren of Trumpstans will form a new faith combining the worse parts of Christianity, an oral history of the life of Donald J Trump and the handful of extant Ben Garrison comics. I. Time the faith will encompass the land and a crucial holiday will be the feast of the miracle of Aunt Jamima. They will eat buttered biscuits and recount how a handful of virtuous Q martyrs evaded Tyranical King Joe’s order to destroy all of the Aunt Jamima bottles through out the land.

Across the ravaged and war torn lands of North America, the cry will sound.

“Come all ye faithful, come all ye patriots, come all ye entrepreneurs, come all ye alpha males, come all ye who are unfairly accused and denied due process. Come and hear the tale of the bottom less syrup bottle. It’s a tremendous story, believe me”

 

[Upptempo]

When I was in high school they'd teach us about wars and how nations would try to invade another with diff weather conditions such as snow and ice and would get washed because they didn't know how to handle it. I'd be like bruh what How you losing a war when you have better weapons but can't handle some snow.

Then Texas had a snowstorm and these dudes out here on a George Bush terror level Red because the ground is slippery. Man bring on this civil war. I'm buying a snow machine and putting snow around my crib year round and I'm safe for life.