- Jun 28, 2004
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He still doesn’t get it.
Our core American values are playing 1 v. 1 v. 1 v. 1 Golden Eye 64 until mom makes you and your Pop Warner teammates get to sleep so you’ll be well rested for tomorrow’s game.
The hour or two of gambling, crude joking, and homoerotic SA threats, are what has sustained generations of American imperialists who will go on to do United Fruit type stuff in the global south.
Sorry, Vivek, it wasn’t science fairs and math competitions that created the US’ dollar based empire. American greatness is due to the fact that white Americans are really, really good at plunder, within and without the territory of the United States.
The ability of a country to plunder well or poorly, correlates with the degree of cohesion and willingness to be violent and unethical among its male cohorts. And you don’t cultivate those traits through spelling bees and competing for the State-wide Academic Decathlon.
Again, sleepovers and cheering for Stephan Urkel over Steve Urkel are what Empires are made of!