***Official Political Discussion Thread***

[moe fab]

Yall vicious

 

[ksteezy]

Listen, if you kept up on twitter, you would see that a bird that goes by the twitter handle Rico x Bay is completely for this:

"What do you have to lose," he asked his flock.

"They're both the same," he said about the birds voting.

When they told him "birds of a feather have to stick together," he said, "No, I'm not a bird. I'm a plane. Like those F-35 fighter jets. I'll eat off that same money."

Then the pollution in the water poisoned the fish that he and his family eat, and the fish begged of him, "Please, sir, help us with our health. How else will we become big fish so that you can eat us and survive?" He replied, "I am not a fish. You are a fish. You should have saved up 6 months of salary for your doctor's visits. Good day, sir!"

Then a hunter came by and poached his parents and ate them for dinner. Rico x Bay hasn't tweeted since then.

The accuracy of that analogy

Wonder where in that ecosystem, ninja fits in

 

[dathbgboy]

I say, good show old chap

 

[sonoftony]

Listen, if you kept up on twitter, you would see that a bird that goes by the twitter handle Rico x Bay is completely for this:

"What do you have to lose," he asked his flock.

"They're both the same," he said about the birds voting.

When they told him "birds of a feather have to stick together," he said, "No, I'm not a bird. I'm a plane. Like those F-35 fighter jets. I'll eat off that same money."

Then the pollution in the water poisoned the fish that he and his family eat, and the fish begged of him, "Please, sir, help us with our health. How else will we become big fish so that you can eat us and survive?" He replied, "I am not a fish. You are a fish. You should have saved up 6 months of salary for your doctor's visits. Good day, sir!"

Then a hunter came by and poached his parents and ate them for dinner. Rico x Bay hasn't tweeted since then.

The accuracy of that analogy

Wonder where in that ecosystem, ninja fits in

I underlined the sentence. Throw in a couple of "b's" and boom, NH could definitely say that

 

[seandon23]

Listen, if you kept up on twitter, you would see that a bird that goes by the twitter handle Rico x Bay is completely for this:

"What do you have to lose," he asked his flock.

"They're both the same," he said about the birds voting.

When they told him "birds of a feather have to stick together," he said, "No, I'm not a bird. I'm a plane. Like those F-35 fighter jets. I'll eat off that same money."

Then the pollution in the water poisoned the fish that he and his family eat, and the fish begged of him, "Please, sir, help us with our health. How else will we become big fish so that you can eat us and survive?" He replied, "I am not a fish. You are a fish. You should have saved up 6 months of salary for your doctor's visits. Good day, sir!"

Then a hunter came by and poached his parents and ate them for dinner. Rico x Bay hasn't tweeted since then.

 

[Belgium]

Listen, if you kept up on twitter, you would see that a bird that goes by the twitter handle Rico x Bay is completely for this:

"What do you have to lose," he asked his flock.

"They're both the same," he said about the birds voting.

When they told him "birds of a feather have to stick together," he said, "No, I'm not a bird. I'm a plane. Like those F-35 fighter jets. I'll eat off that same money."

Then the pollution in the water poisoned the fish that he and his family eat, and the fish begged of him, "Please, sir, help us with our health. How else will we become big fish so that you can eat us and survive?" He replied, "I am not a fish. You are a fish. You should have saved up 6 months of salary for your doctor's visits. Good day, sir!"

Then a hunter came by and poached his parents and ate them for dinner. Rico x Bay hasn't tweeted since then.

Infinite reps for this analogy 

 

[whywesteppin]

Wonder where in that ecosystem, ninja fits in

I tried to come up with one. One version was about ninjafish, a betta fish who lives in a fishbowl with his mom and dreams of one day coppin' da toilet. But it's impossible to do justice to all the running jokes so I gave up.

 

[ksteezy]

Dead @ ninjafish

 

[dathbgboy]

Ninjafish, da pescado papi

 

[sonoftony]

Ninjafish, da pescado papi

yo no soy pescado, soy un tiburon papi

 

[dathbgboy]

el tiburon con la pieza de Jesus y da Cubano? Ah, lo siento hermano

 

[AEA18]

Dead @ ninjafish

Bigmouth Bass minus the 2nd 2st B

 

[harlemtothebronx]

 

Wonder where in that ecosystem, ninja fits in

I tried to come up with one. One version was about ninjafish, a betta fish who lives in a fishbowl with his mom and dreams of one day coppin' da toilet. But it's impossible to do justice to all the running jokes so I gave up.

I've gone through this thought process so many times with so many jokes I decided took too much effort to make.

 

[IATT]

Rebecca Ballhaus‏Verified account  @rebeccaballhaus Mar 8

New Trump campaign fundraising email hits Dem senators Baldwin, Sanders, Booker and Gillibrandpic.twitter.com/HvL3SrbBi2

 

[rolaholic]

"radical liberals"

These dudes are the worst man

 

[harlemtothebronx]

 

[IATT]

Liam Stack‏Verified account  @liamstack 2h2 hours ago

Liam Stack Retweeted President Trump

The FBI Director was just asked under oath if this tweet was accurate. He said this tweet is not what he said.https://twitter.com/POTUS/status/843865267008655360  …

President TrumpVerified account  @POTUS

The NSA and FBI tell Congress that Russia did not influence electoral process. pic.twitter.com/d9HqkxYBt5

 

[seandon23]

"radical liberals"

These dudes are the worst man

word. and they have the gull to say Dems are out of touch with reality smh

 

[IATT]

Donald J. Trump‏Verified account  @realDonaldTrump 9h9 hours ago

The real story that Congress, the FBI and all others should be looking into is the leaking of Classified information. Must find leaker now!

 

[rolaholic]

I like the fact that Republicans are more concerned about cracking down on American whistleblowers than Russian hackers...

"radical liberals"


These dudes are the worst man

word. and they have the gull to say Dems are out of touch with reality smh

Seriously, feels like projection to me . Dude have moved the conversation so far to the right since Obama got elected that anyone resembling even a moderate is considered a "radical leftist". Not at all,it's just that the GOP has let the extremists on their side of the aisle hijack the party and it's dialogue. Same folks who would consider Conservagawd Reagan a typical Hollywood lib nowadays

 

[EddieDoyers]

http://www.theonion.com/article/aides-wrestle-drill-trumps-hands-he-tries-remove-o-55576

Aides Wrestle Drill From Trump’s Hands As He Tries To Remove Obama Listening Device From Skull

WASHINGTON—Rushing toward the president as he pressed the eight-inch bit into his temple, several White House aides managed to wrestle a drill from Donald Trump’s hand Monday while he attempted to remove Obama’s listening device from his skull. “Obama implanted a microphone inside my head to record everything I say!” Trump reportedly shouted shortly before three White House staffers pinned him to the floor and pried apart his fingers to seize the power tool. “You don’t understand, he can hear everything we’re saying! Obama can even hear my thoughts! I have to get it out! I can feel it! I can feel it! I can feel it!” At press time, staffers were panicking after Trump locked himself in the bathroom and began cutting his stomach open with a razor blade in an attempt to find the tracking chip he said The New York Times had put in his food.

Oh how I wish this wasn't satire

 

[elpablo21]

Nunes just told me he's never heard of Carter Page or Roger Stone. And he's in charge of the investigation?
— David Corn (@DavidCornDC) March 20, 2017

 

[IATT]

Bradd Jaffy‏Verified account  @BraddJaffy 5m5 minutes ago

Trump today: US “never should have left” Iraq in 2011

Trump '07: “I’d get out of Iraq right now” (similar thru '11) http://bzfd.it/2ntjgd0  pic.twitter.com/S9si1XNrNB

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[rolaholic]

@SethAbramson:
BREAKING NEWS: COMEY Confirms That DNI JAMES CLAPPER Was _Not_ Briefed on #Russiagate; GOP Talking Point Disappears:

https://t.co/Utu0BkOlvV

Trump is gonna need a new talking point now...

Apparently, Comey confirmed that the investigation/probe has been ongoing since July...they only decided to make it public once Trump forced their hand with the bogus wiretap claims

 

[RustyShackleford]

I like the fact that Republicans are more concerned about cracking down on American whistleblowers than Russian hackers...

"radical liberals"


These dudes are the worst man

word. and they have the gull to say Dems are out of touch with reality smh

Seriously, feels like projection to me . Dude have moved the conversation so far to the right since Obama got elected that anyone resembling even a moderate is considered a "radical leftist". Not at all,it's just that the GOP has let the extremists on their side of the aisle hijack the party and it's dialogue. Same folks who would consider Conservagawd Reagan a typical Hollywood lib nowadays

Nah, I think Papi Reagan would be a ****servative because his tax cuts would not be big enough, but would still get props for being a racist

Bush Sr. would be a dirty leftist for sure.