So I was strolling around DC earlier, trying to mind my own business, and all around me were immigrants and foreigners -- Indian, Chinese, Arab, you name it. Disgusting! And then I hear from a mile away this truck blaring "Coming to America," and I thought, how awful, this city is overrun by liberals trying to promote immigration and the demise of our pure nation!
Just when I was about to lose it, I see that the truck is da hemi and it's pulling a giant float with the word "TRUMP" in giant letters. On the float stand half-a-dozen overweight, poorly dressed, unattractive middle-aged white people: unmistakable Trump supporters. The float was covered in the great slogans of our time: Lower Taxes, Repeal Obamacare, Make America Great Again. I rose up in a furious chant: "MAGA! BARSON TWENTY TWENTY! MAGA! BARSON TWENTY TWENTY!"
People cringed at the obnoxiously loud music coming from the truck. Glorious! The liberal tears flooded the streets. I wish ninja could've been there with me to lick the sidewalks.