- Jun 28, 2004
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I want Ken Burns at the ready to make a mini documentary about the GOp Convention. He can have old timey Piano music and fake lithographs.
"On the third day, passions and the June heat caused a breaking point. A shot rang out from from the upper deck of the hall. Theodore Rafeal Cruz, declared that the floor had become like a Hobesian state of nature. Donald J Trump- whose real name was Donald Drumpf- clutched for his beloved daughter Ivanka. Benjamin Carson, the recently freed slave, dove forth to save his master. All in attendance blamed the Democrats for the chaos."
"On the third day, passions and the June heat caused a breaking point. A shot rang out from from the upper deck of the hall. Theodore Rafeal Cruz, declared that the floor had become like a Hobesian state of nature. Donald J Trump- whose real name was Donald Drumpf- clutched for his beloved daughter Ivanka. Benjamin Carson, the recently freed slave, dove forth to save his master. All in attendance blamed the Democrats for the chaos."