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official post gangster chick on myspace/facebook
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this is easily...easily...one of the top 3 hottest girls i've seen posted on niketalk, gangster or not, this girl looks amazing..
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hahahaahahaha these are classic
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Eww.. Why?
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why do LS chicks always shoutout how LS they are...
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Originally Posted by Mercenary X
This thread is pure comedy.
yall beastin over a soon to be 11th grader just to let you know. felicia aint gangster just likes to represent her neighborhood is all.
3rd Ward btw.
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Originally Posted by jose cansec0
this is easily...easily...one of the top 3 hottest girls i've seen posted on niketalk, gangster or not, this girl looks amazing..
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THOSE ARE TWO DIFF FEMALES BTW
DIME A DOZEN IN DADE
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Originally Posted by Nothin4ever
Originally Posted by jose cansec0
this is easily...easily...one of the top 3 hottest girls i've seen posted on niketalk, gangster or not, this girl looks amazing..
info?
THOSE ARE TWO DIFF FEMALES BTW
DIME A DOZEN IN DADE
No way?
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I need a rider.
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Originally Posted by HustleGame
dime piece
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I spy some sexy young thangs...
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Originally Posted by aznjmacan
Anybody from Dade county know whats up - crazy hot girls in the club be rockin grillzOriginally Posted by GTEK
Originally Posted by High Class Scum Bag
Originally Posted by Nothin4ever
Light skin dudes we dont stand a chance
waste of talent
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A hot chunga was clownin on me just the other day "Bro chu only hav 6 to the bottom - I got 9 bro"
OMG bro I laughed so hard when I read your post -- sooooo true. 305 here -- chongaville fo'sheezy.
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Originally Posted by BostonThreeParty
Originally Posted by HustleGame
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I chuckled.
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Originally Posted by BostonThreeParty
Originally Posted by HustleGame
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Originally Posted by SwanginOn4z
Originally Posted by Mercenary X
This thread is pure comedy.
yall beastin over a soon to be 11th grader just to let you know. felicia aint gangster just likes to represent her neighborhood is all.
3rd Ward btw.
here is an addition to this thread, the girl aboves cousin. i might wife her if she act right.
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The chick in red and the chick with the Gangsta Grill can both get it at the same time. Ill just drink an Endorush energy drink.
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more pics of each girl in gangsta grills?
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more pics of girl in red please
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Jesus...
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thats just #!$+@@ up..
she cant help that her eyes are like that smh
thats probably her best pink shirt!
she cant help that her eyes are like that smh
thats probably her best pink shirt!
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...!??! what???
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[table][tr][td]Chonga
[/td] [/tr][tr][td]Scientific Name[/td] [td]@%*% chongus[/td] [/tr][tr][td]Habitat[/td] [td]Miami (South Florida)[/td] [/tr][tr][td]Discovery[/td] [td]Mid 90s[/td] [/tr][tr][td]Male Counterpart[/td] [td]Self or Cholo[/td] [/tr][tr][td]Close Relatives[/td] [td]!%%+@+, Chav, White trash[/td] [/tr][/table][table][tr][td]
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A girl of Hispanic origin, usually between the ages of 13 and 19, but sometimes as young as 8. Primarily found in Miami (most famously, in Hialeah), thechonga is known for her cheap form of dress, a combination of the so-called hustler look and that of a *%$+#$, but can vary between the two. She wearsridiculously large hoop earrings large enough to be bracelets, which are usually pink and have their name written in them, and diamond studs high up on herears. They may also wear thick, gold bangle bracelets in stacks on their arms. Depending on how ghetto she thinks she is, she may wear oversized men'st-shirts with tight, usually white Brazilian pants, with a colored thong worn underneath that shows through (on purpose). The chonga's shoe of choice isusually either the traditional black Reeboks, white Nike Air Force Ones, completely black Converse high tops, velvet black ankle boots, or the most popular,Chinese beaded slippers in the same matching color as their top. Most recently, Chongas have begun listening to reggaeton, but also enjoy rap, R&B, and theradio stations that play these genres of music. They can also be heard frequently calling these stations to make "shout-outs" to their baby daddys.The chonga may also have a special nickname for her real-life boyfriend,a chongo who may go by the name of Mauricio or Junior or Angel or Juan, but whom sheaffectionately calls Cio or Coco or Snickers or Scooby.Chongas may be found riding Metro buses, the chonga vehicle of choice, in groups of 4 to up to 15 oftheir kind, if her cousin Kenneth is not available to give her a ride to the "flea" (explained later) on the handlebars of his stolen tricycle.Chongas can be seen at the flea market (or "flea"),Dolphin Mall, roaming the streets of Hialeah, around basketball courts, public parks, or in theircousin Junior's bedroom.Chongas first orginated in the 90s as a crossbreed between an undisclosed gangster rapper (a strong poll of experts believe it isJames Brown) and a random Puerto Rican or Mexican immigrant. The results was aprotozoa which would be later referred to as the Raunchous Chongala or more commonly the Chonga. Scientists from the Bush Admistrative Government (AKAThe Hicktown Science Teachers) who study Chongology have found that the levels of Hispanio-glycerin are especially high in the these humanlike creatures (Duh).In addition, Blackoroxide and Gangsterury are in high quantities in their blood. This further proves the theory previously stated, telling us that Chongas haveHispanic descents, but are influenced by the Gangster mucks they live in. The leadir of all chongas, and the head of thir cult is none other than supremechonga Stephanie F
Chonga dress is very unique and easy to spot. A chonga will usually have their hair in a half bun half down style, super tight brazillian pants, black lineron their lips and eyes, and pencil thin triangular shaped darkend eyebrows. 99.99% of the time you will see them wearing hoop earings the size of plates withtheir names in the center, or the names of other people which could be their boyfriend(s). The jeans MUST be lowrise, and the majority of shirts must be highenough so their fleshy navels are shown. Chongas are known for wearing brandname sneakers, examples are reebok, converse, nike, and jordans they borrowed fromtheir cousins because these shoes are not sold at the flea market, not the real ones anyway.
Example... Claudia Espenoza and Stephanie Vasquez.
http://[h2][edit] Chonga Speech[/h2]
Chongas have a very distinct form of speech, a cross between poorly imitated black slang and a thick Spanish accent, which emphasizes on the vowels. Somechongas even speak entirely in Spanglish. Here are some sample sentences, and how they would be pronounced in Chonga:
The Chonga also has a distinct form of writing as well, whether it be on bathroom stalls or their Myspace pages. A typical chonga-vandalized school bathroomstall (or wall, or classroom desk, or school bus seat, or most any other form of public property) would consist of poorly imitated graffiti in permanent markeror whiteout, usually insulting a rival chonga, warning fellow chongas to Bak da Fuk Off, claiming a fantasy crush, (for example Nelly, Bow Wow, Chris Brown,Ludacris, Chingy, Lil Wayne, Daddy Yankee, etc., referring to themselves as the rappers wifey or baby girl or fine Rican mami), or simply tagging, usingnicknames such as Baby Girl or Brownie or Tweety or Rican Mami.
However, being the unique individuals they are, they tend to write Fs backwards, I's (ii) double, S's accompanied by a Z (Sz), and when typing,lowercase qs substituted for gs (BaBii qiiRl) or 3s for es (N3LLySzi RiiCaN PRiiNC3Sz). Examples of this (written either on public property or online) wouldbe: N3LLySz LiiL WiiF3y N-MiiSz Tw33Ty N- MiiSz Ch33n@h--> Yall hATaSz BaKK oFF,LuDaSz BaBii qURl,Tw33Ty N SzNiicK3rSz
JU TINK JUR HAWWTT BUTTT CHUU NAT AIGHT? (you think you're hot but you're not all right?)
http://[h2][edit] Chonga Culture[/h2]
The chonga may also have a special nickname for her real-life boyfriend,a chongo (filete, pappi chulo) who may go by the name of Mauricio or Junior or Angelor Juan, but whom she affectionately calls Cio or Coco or Snickers or Scooby. Chongas may be found riding Metro buses, the chonga vehicle of choice, in groupsof 4 to up to 15 of their kind, if her cousin Kenneth is not available to give her a ride to the flea (explained later) on the handlebars of his stolentricycle. Chongas can be seen at the flea market (or "flea"), Dolphin Mall, Westland Mall, roaming the streets of Hialeah, Calle Ocho, aroundbasketball courts, public parks, or in their cousin Junior's bedroom.anaudGEUAWh h awhe
The Flea Market is actually a temple of worship created by the most famous Chonga, Charo(For more information on The Flea Market, please see List Of Things Christians Worship Other Than God). It started off as Maria Coochifrita Consuela Charo BaroMaro's Trading Post, but was quickly shortened to the Flea Market because of the amount of fleas there, since all the Chongas brought their Chiuahahas andPitbulls. Of course, Chongas love to nickname things, so it was FURTHER shortened to The Flea. Scientists from The Bush Administrative Office believe the nextgeneration of Chonga will simply call it "The".
Chongas can vary from teenagers to grown married woman to 90 year old abuelas, grandmas, or "MA R3AL OL' qURL".
Teenage chongas usually apply gel in their hair several times throughout the day going through several bottles within an hour. As a matter of fact 89% ofteenage chonga's say all they have in their schoolbags are bottles of gel, their cellphones, eyeliner, lipgloss, sharpies (for vandalizing bathrooms,textbooks, desks, etc.), multicolored highlighters (for writing colorful notes to their boyfriend(s), and bus fare. Chonga hair must have that wet scrunchedlook around the clock, if not, they let out a shrill scream saying "Adiooooo meooooooo!! Ma hurrrrrrrrrrr!" And the gelling process continues.Teenage chongas are also known for texting their boyfriends in class, doing poorly in school and receiving several detentions. Some times the chonga gets soangry for receiving the detention, she curses out the teacher pointing her rhinestoned acryllic nails in their faces and simply walks out of class whileapplying more gel to her hair. They also like to copy homework when they realize risking a bad grade means getting a call from the teacher to their pregnantsingle chonga mother.
Older adult chongas are like teenage chongas, except instead of cursing out teachers with their rhinestoned acryllic nails, they curse out gas stationcashiers, have boob implants, and are too lazy to apply lipgloss or lipstick so they just apply lipliner.
Fashion is incredibly important to the Chonga. In fact, Chongas have been known to go on drive-by's shooting "Dat Gurrrl From Firrrst Periud WhoStole Mah Fxckin' Dress Cuz She Don'knowsheet".
Many Chongas like to wear tight pants called "Brazillian Pants". They come in many colors, and full fledged Chongas wear the bright red ones withthe fading at the knee and rhinestones down the seams. Popular belief is that these pants are made out of synthetic stretch fabrics. But studies from Finland(AKA The People Dat DoKnowSheet) say that pants are actually painted on everyday, which explains how they can become very tight and not cause the wearer ofthese pants to asplode. Conformist culture from the BushAdministrative Government say that this is false and that the reason Chongas do not explode (They are so Conforming, they say explode not asplode) becauseGod has made them that way. They have refused to interview for this particular article.
To properly propotion the tight pants they wear, Chongas wear even tighter shirts, or sometimes Jerseys from their favorite basketball teams. Then, tocomplete any look, you need a baseball hat from the Yankees, even if you are wearing a basketball Jersey. The Yankees are the Evangelists of the Chongasextremist Christian cult. If you don't own three Yankee hats, you can be tried for heresy. Other accessories include giant hoop earrings (Duh), clunky goldjewlery, bangles, etc.
Makeup is another issue. Most Chongas are mistaken for Carnies, because of the huge amount of makeup they use. Pinks and blacks are the most common, butblue, red, green, and even plaid have been used. There's a misconception about the lipliner used by a Chonga. The truths are that lipliner is outrageouslythick, and that is equally dark. But it is not sharpie. It is actually what happens when you eat too many rice and beans from your Mami's house.
Chongas listen to rap and reggaeton, the latter being a rap for all Chongas who cannot speak English.
There is a new breed of chonga evolving in Miami. Those that live in the nicer, recently made houses in the suburbs. These chongas, although having beenraised in a lower/middle-class neighboorhood, have recently moved to a nicer house as they are "moving on up," but have difficulty transitioning intoa preppy lifestyle. They wear staple American preppy clothing, such as Hollister and American Eagle clothing, but still wear their gold hoop earrings and talkin a loud, flamboyant Hispanic accent. They have their own cars, but use them to travel to ghetto parties where they drink alcohol illegally and end up beingcaught in a shoot-out. These are the pretty girls you see with the weedheads and think "*@%!?"
Some relatives to the American Chonga include the !%%+@+ and the British Chavette.
Almost all chongas have some sort of online profile, MySpace, Facebook, etc. A common chonga profile will contain a display name of *~BABii ANG3L qURL~* AkATiiNk3Rb3ll Co0kii3 and a url of http://www.myspace.com/hialeahlatinaangel. Headlines may be "TO ALL MA HATAZ R3ADiiN THiiS YUH B3TTA BAK DA FUK OFF CUZ I iZ B3 2 FLYFO DAT SH33T DAWqq AND STOP SiiPPiiN ON DAT HATARAD3 BiiHH!!! She will have several albulms, some titled saying pictures of her only, new pictures of her only,sexy pictures of her only, first day of school pictures of her only, an albulm titled 'M3 AND MA PAPii <3', and several other albulms showing herand 8-17 of her other chonga friends at Muvico, which may be titled "MA RiiD3 oR Dii3 NiiqqAs". There may be another albulm titled "Mii FUTUR3HuBbii3z" containing pictures of several famous rap stars and reggaeton artists like Pitbull, Daddy Yankee, Lil Wayne, and anyone else with a grill,tatoos, Oakleys, and bullet scars.
Almost all chonga pictures have her sticking her butt out, holding up her middle finger while pointing out her orange and black Jordans, leaning over herbathroom sink with a camera or cellphone in one hand with a blinding flash, or pointing up the 'peace' sign while pushing her lips out as much as theycan.
http://[h2][edit] The Chonga in Television/Media[/h2]
The popular sketch-comedy show "MadTV" had a sketch during the late 90s-early 00s where actresses Debrah Wilson and Nicole Sullivan as "Lidaand Melina" who fit into the Chonga stereotype perfectly but they were in fact a parody of Mexican-American girls otherwise known as "cholas" or"pachucas".
In Miami, Lucy Lopez is a popular chonga radio personality on the local Chonga-loving radio station Power 96.
Recently, the song and video "Chongalicious" was uploaded on www.youtube.com. The video features two girls dressed as chongas singing lyrics that describe/mock chongas. Thevideo and song have received immense popularity. In Miami, the song is played on the popular radio station Power 96. Also, local Hispanic station Telemundo,featured the girls on the May 8, 2007 11 o'clock news.
A report on chongas appeared on the show "Cristina" on Univision on January 26, 2009. The Chongalicious girls appeared in character, but some realchongas were there as well. I would report more, but my television exploded from the excess of chonga.
http://[h2][edit] Trivia[/h2]
http://[h2][edit] See also[/h2]I AM A CHONGA, CHONGASZ RUL3
[/td] [/tr][tr][td]Scientific Name[/td] [td]@%*% chongus[/td] [/tr][tr][td]Habitat[/td] [td]Miami (South Florida)[/td] [/tr][tr][td]Discovery[/td] [td]Mid 90s[/td] [/tr][tr][td]Male Counterpart[/td] [td]Self or Cholo[/td] [/tr][tr][td]Close Relatives[/td] [td]!%%+@+, Chav, White trash[/td] [/tr][/table][table][tr][td] [h2]Contents[/h2][hide]
- 1 What is a Chonga?
- 2 Chonga Speech
- 3 Chonga Writing
- 4 Chonga Culture
- 5 The Chonga in Television/Media
- 6 Trivia
- 7 See also
A girl of Hispanic origin, usually between the ages of 13 and 19, but sometimes as young as 8. Primarily found in Miami (most famously, in Hialeah), thechonga is known for her cheap form of dress, a combination of the so-called hustler look and that of a *%$+#$, but can vary between the two. She wearsridiculously large hoop earrings large enough to be bracelets, which are usually pink and have their name written in them, and diamond studs high up on herears. They may also wear thick, gold bangle bracelets in stacks on their arms. Depending on how ghetto she thinks she is, she may wear oversized men'st-shirts with tight, usually white Brazilian pants, with a colored thong worn underneath that shows through (on purpose). The chonga's shoe of choice isusually either the traditional black Reeboks, white Nike Air Force Ones, completely black Converse high tops, velvet black ankle boots, or the most popular,Chinese beaded slippers in the same matching color as their top. Most recently, Chongas have begun listening to reggaeton, but also enjoy rap, R&B, and theradio stations that play these genres of music. They can also be heard frequently calling these stations to make "shout-outs" to their baby daddys.The chonga may also have a special nickname for her real-life boyfriend,a chongo who may go by the name of Mauricio or Junior or Angel or Juan, but whom sheaffectionately calls Cio or Coco or Snickers or Scooby.Chongas may be found riding Metro buses, the chonga vehicle of choice, in groups of 4 to up to 15 oftheir kind, if her cousin Kenneth is not available to give her a ride to the "flea" (explained later) on the handlebars of his stolen tricycle.Chongas can be seen at the flea market (or "flea"),Dolphin Mall, roaming the streets of Hialeah, around basketball courts, public parks, or in theircousin Junior's bedroom.Chongas first orginated in the 90s as a crossbreed between an undisclosed gangster rapper (a strong poll of experts believe it isJames Brown) and a random Puerto Rican or Mexican immigrant. The results was aprotozoa which would be later referred to as the Raunchous Chongala or more commonly the Chonga. Scientists from the Bush Admistrative Government (AKAThe Hicktown Science Teachers) who study Chongology have found that the levels of Hispanio-glycerin are especially high in the these humanlike creatures (Duh).In addition, Blackoroxide and Gangsterury are in high quantities in their blood. This further proves the theory previously stated, telling us that Chongas haveHispanic descents, but are influenced by the Gangster mucks they live in. The leadir of all chongas, and the head of thir cult is none other than supremechonga Stephanie F
Chonga dress is very unique and easy to spot. A chonga will usually have their hair in a half bun half down style, super tight brazillian pants, black lineron their lips and eyes, and pencil thin triangular shaped darkend eyebrows. 99.99% of the time you will see them wearing hoop earings the size of plates withtheir names in the center, or the names of other people which could be their boyfriend(s). The jeans MUST be lowrise, and the majority of shirts must be highenough so their fleshy navels are shown. Chongas are known for wearing brandname sneakers, examples are reebok, converse, nike, and jordans they borrowed fromtheir cousins because these shoes are not sold at the flea market, not the real ones anyway.
Example... Claudia Espenoza and Stephanie Vasquez.
http://[h2][edit] Chonga Speech[/h2]
Chongas have a very distinct form of speech, a cross between poorly imitated black slang and a thick Spanish accent, which emphasizes on the vowels. Somechongas even speak entirely in Spanglish. Here are some sample sentences, and how they would be pronounced in Chonga:
- Eyy yu no daa kih in fahrs pihreeuh OMAIIGA daaaaaaaaaaaaam he faaeeen! (Hey, you know that kid in first period, oh my God, damn hes fine!)
- Eyy yu go-eentu Maariisleyseesiz quinceson Fraidei? (Hey,are you going to Marisleysises quince on Friday?)
- O HELLNAA bish Ima beesho %@@, waash! OMAIIGAA! (Oh hell no ++@!%, i'm going to beat your !$%, watch! Oh my God!)
- oMAIIGA.... i LOUSTT MEI TETTI. WOU DU SLIT WHEAT MEI? - ( OH MY GOD, I LOST MY TEDDY, WOULD YOU SLEEP WITH ME? )
- DAYUM, DAT GURRRL SHE ESS SO FUNKEHFIED! (Damn, that girl is so cool.)
- MI ES BUENNNNNNNNNNNNNO! EY, E TU, YEHHHHHHHHHH! (I'm good, and you, yeah?)
The Chonga also has a distinct form of writing as well, whether it be on bathroom stalls or their Myspace pages. A typical chonga-vandalized school bathroomstall (or wall, or classroom desk, or school bus seat, or most any other form of public property) would consist of poorly imitated graffiti in permanent markeror whiteout, usually insulting a rival chonga, warning fellow chongas to Bak da Fuk Off, claiming a fantasy crush, (for example Nelly, Bow Wow, Chris Brown,Ludacris, Chingy, Lil Wayne, Daddy Yankee, etc., referring to themselves as the rappers wifey or baby girl or fine Rican mami), or simply tagging, usingnicknames such as Baby Girl or Brownie or Tweety or Rican Mami.
However, being the unique individuals they are, they tend to write Fs backwards, I's (ii) double, S's accompanied by a Z (Sz), and when typing,lowercase qs substituted for gs (BaBii qiiRl) or 3s for es (N3LLySzi RiiCaN PRiiNC3Sz). Examples of this (written either on public property or online) wouldbe: N3LLySz LiiL WiiF3y N-MiiSz Tw33Ty N- MiiSz Ch33n@h--> Yall hATaSz BaKK oFF,LuDaSz BaBii qURl,Tw33Ty N SzNiicK3rSz
JU TINK JUR HAWWTT BUTTT CHUU NAT AIGHT? (you think you're hot but you're not all right?)
http://[h2][edit] Chonga Culture[/h2]
The chonga may also have a special nickname for her real-life boyfriend,a chongo (filete, pappi chulo) who may go by the name of Mauricio or Junior or Angelor Juan, but whom she affectionately calls Cio or Coco or Snickers or Scooby. Chongas may be found riding Metro buses, the chonga vehicle of choice, in groupsof 4 to up to 15 of their kind, if her cousin Kenneth is not available to give her a ride to the flea (explained later) on the handlebars of his stolentricycle. Chongas can be seen at the flea market (or "flea"), Dolphin Mall, Westland Mall, roaming the streets of Hialeah, Calle Ocho, aroundbasketball courts, public parks, or in their cousin Junior's bedroom.anaudGEUAWh h awhe
The Flea Market is actually a temple of worship created by the most famous Chonga, Charo(For more information on The Flea Market, please see List Of Things Christians Worship Other Than God). It started off as Maria Coochifrita Consuela Charo BaroMaro's Trading Post, but was quickly shortened to the Flea Market because of the amount of fleas there, since all the Chongas brought their Chiuahahas andPitbulls. Of course, Chongas love to nickname things, so it was FURTHER shortened to The Flea. Scientists from The Bush Administrative Office believe the nextgeneration of Chonga will simply call it "The".
Chongas can vary from teenagers to grown married woman to 90 year old abuelas, grandmas, or "MA R3AL OL' qURL".
Teenage chongas usually apply gel in their hair several times throughout the day going through several bottles within an hour. As a matter of fact 89% ofteenage chonga's say all they have in their schoolbags are bottles of gel, their cellphones, eyeliner, lipgloss, sharpies (for vandalizing bathrooms,textbooks, desks, etc.), multicolored highlighters (for writing colorful notes to their boyfriend(s), and bus fare. Chonga hair must have that wet scrunchedlook around the clock, if not, they let out a shrill scream saying "Adiooooo meooooooo!! Ma hurrrrrrrrrrr!" And the gelling process continues.Teenage chongas are also known for texting their boyfriends in class, doing poorly in school and receiving several detentions. Some times the chonga gets soangry for receiving the detention, she curses out the teacher pointing her rhinestoned acryllic nails in their faces and simply walks out of class whileapplying more gel to her hair. They also like to copy homework when they realize risking a bad grade means getting a call from the teacher to their pregnantsingle chonga mother.
Older adult chongas are like teenage chongas, except instead of cursing out teachers with their rhinestoned acryllic nails, they curse out gas stationcashiers, have boob implants, and are too lazy to apply lipgloss or lipstick so they just apply lipliner.
Fashion is incredibly important to the Chonga. In fact, Chongas have been known to go on drive-by's shooting "Dat Gurrrl From Firrrst Periud WhoStole Mah Fxckin' Dress Cuz She Don'knowsheet".
Many Chongas like to wear tight pants called "Brazillian Pants". They come in many colors, and full fledged Chongas wear the bright red ones withthe fading at the knee and rhinestones down the seams. Popular belief is that these pants are made out of synthetic stretch fabrics. But studies from Finland(AKA The People Dat DoKnowSheet) say that pants are actually painted on everyday, which explains how they can become very tight and not cause the wearer ofthese pants to asplode. Conformist culture from the BushAdministrative Government say that this is false and that the reason Chongas do not explode (They are so Conforming, they say explode not asplode) becauseGod has made them that way. They have refused to interview for this particular article.
To properly propotion the tight pants they wear, Chongas wear even tighter shirts, or sometimes Jerseys from their favorite basketball teams. Then, tocomplete any look, you need a baseball hat from the Yankees, even if you are wearing a basketball Jersey. The Yankees are the Evangelists of the Chongasextremist Christian cult. If you don't own three Yankee hats, you can be tried for heresy. Other accessories include giant hoop earrings (Duh), clunky goldjewlery, bangles, etc.
Makeup is another issue. Most Chongas are mistaken for Carnies, because of the huge amount of makeup they use. Pinks and blacks are the most common, butblue, red, green, and even plaid have been used. There's a misconception about the lipliner used by a Chonga. The truths are that lipliner is outrageouslythick, and that is equally dark. But it is not sharpie. It is actually what happens when you eat too many rice and beans from your Mami's house.
Chongas listen to rap and reggaeton, the latter being a rap for all Chongas who cannot speak English.
There is a new breed of chonga evolving in Miami. Those that live in the nicer, recently made houses in the suburbs. These chongas, although having beenraised in a lower/middle-class neighboorhood, have recently moved to a nicer house as they are "moving on up," but have difficulty transitioning intoa preppy lifestyle. They wear staple American preppy clothing, such as Hollister and American Eagle clothing, but still wear their gold hoop earrings and talkin a loud, flamboyant Hispanic accent. They have their own cars, but use them to travel to ghetto parties where they drink alcohol illegally and end up beingcaught in a shoot-out. These are the pretty girls you see with the weedheads and think "*@%!?"
Some relatives to the American Chonga include the !%%+@+ and the British Chavette.
Almost all chongas have some sort of online profile, MySpace, Facebook, etc. A common chonga profile will contain a display name of *~BABii ANG3L qURL~* AkATiiNk3Rb3ll Co0kii3 and a url of http://www.myspace.com/hialeahlatinaangel. Headlines may be "TO ALL MA HATAZ R3ADiiN THiiS YUH B3TTA BAK DA FUK OFF CUZ I iZ B3 2 FLYFO DAT SH33T DAWqq AND STOP SiiPPiiN ON DAT HATARAD3 BiiHH!!! She will have several albulms, some titled saying pictures of her only, new pictures of her only,sexy pictures of her only, first day of school pictures of her only, an albulm titled 'M3 AND MA PAPii <3', and several other albulms showing herand 8-17 of her other chonga friends at Muvico, which may be titled "MA RiiD3 oR Dii3 NiiqqAs". There may be another albulm titled "Mii FUTUR3HuBbii3z" containing pictures of several famous rap stars and reggaeton artists like Pitbull, Daddy Yankee, Lil Wayne, and anyone else with a grill,tatoos, Oakleys, and bullet scars.
Almost all chonga pictures have her sticking her butt out, holding up her middle finger while pointing out her orange and black Jordans, leaning over herbathroom sink with a camera or cellphone in one hand with a blinding flash, or pointing up the 'peace' sign while pushing her lips out as much as theycan.
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The popular sketch-comedy show "MadTV" had a sketch during the late 90s-early 00s where actresses Debrah Wilson and Nicole Sullivan as "Lidaand Melina" who fit into the Chonga stereotype perfectly but they were in fact a parody of Mexican-American girls otherwise known as "cholas" or"pachucas".
In Miami, Lucy Lopez is a popular chonga radio personality on the local Chonga-loving radio station Power 96.
Recently, the song and video "Chongalicious" was uploaded on www.youtube.com. The video features two girls dressed as chongas singing lyrics that describe/mock chongas. Thevideo and song have received immense popularity. In Miami, the song is played on the popular radio station Power 96. Also, local Hispanic station Telemundo,featured the girls on the May 8, 2007 11 o'clock news.
A report on chongas appeared on the show "Cristina" on Univision on January 26, 2009. The Chongalicious girls appeared in character, but some realchongas were there as well. I would report more, but my television exploded from the excess of chonga.
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- Chongas can lose their virginity to tampons (explanation to a white person: chonga mothers don't let chongas use tampons because it's considered "losing your virginity")
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more pics of these chongas?
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i don't know if there is a bigger poster child for incest than this slow looking chickOriginally Posted by Illuztrious
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