Parents get 6 months in Jail + 10 years probation for prayer death

[lobotomybeats]

Maybe someone else was praying for the 11 year old to die and they didn't know it.

 

[kt money]

Originally Posted by Russ tha G

Originally Posted by CHICHAN

Well, God helps those who help themselves.

How can God help you if you're helping yourself? It seems like one of those one-or-the-other type things.

You can't just sit back and expect everything to sort itself out. Prayer is reaching out to God, but you gotta make the effort to utilize thethings that civilization is blessed with i.e. doctors/hospitals

 

[j burner]

Originally Posted by KT Money

Originally Posted by Russ tha G

Originally Posted by CHICHAN

Well, God helps those who help themselves.

How can God help you if you're helping yourself? It seems like one of those one-or-the-other type things.

You can't just sit back and expect everything to sort itself out. Prayer is reaching out to God, but you gotta make the effort to utilize the things that civilization is blessed with i.e. doctors/hospitals

I explained the same thing to him, his response was he already knew that (but for unexplained reasons had to ask anyway), and that he thinks it is crap.

 

[lobotomybeats]

Originally Posted by J Burner

Originally Posted by KT Money

Originally Posted by Russ tha G

Originally Posted by CHICHAN

Well, God helps those who help themselves.

How can God help you if you're helping yourself? It seems like one of those one-or-the-other type things.

You can't just sit back and expect everything to sort itself out. Prayer is reaching out to God, but you gotta make the effort to utilize the things that civilization is blessed with i.e. doctors/hospitals

I explained the same thing to him, his response was he already knew that (but for unexplained reasons had to ask anyway), and that he thinks it is crap.

I once asked god to help me with this test I hadn't studied for. He didn't make me smarter but the teacher had a stroke the day of the test.

 

[aceofjays]

Horrible...

 

[hoisanhaze]

Originally Posted by Russ tha G

Originally Posted by J Burner

Originally Posted by Russ tha G

Originally Posted by J Burner

Originally Posted by Russ tha G

Originally Posted by CHICHAN

Well, God helps those who help themselves.

How can God help you if you're helping yourself? It seems like one of those one-or-the-other type things.

Seems like a whole lot going over your head in your own thread here, lol. You don't get this one either? It means God doesn't just GIVE you what you want, he gives you the means to get out and get it YOURSELF. You can't just sit on your +** and pray for dinner and expect God to make your meal materialize in front of you...you have to HELP YOURSELF.

I know exactly what that meant, I just think it's complete crap.

And now you get the stoneface

You knew exactly what it meant but had to ask anyway? You got the joke but failed to see the relevence to your thread? Notice you are the only one...

And now you get the L

Ban this foo please? He just really offended me and my religious views.

 

[spsfinest212]

Originally Posted by HoisanHaze

Originally Posted by Russ tha G

Originally Posted by J Burner

Originally Posted by Russ tha G

Originally Posted by J Burner

Originally Posted by Russ tha G

Originally Posted by CHICHAN

Well, God helps those who help themselves.

How can God help you if you're helping yourself? It seems like one of those one-or-the-other type things.

Seems like a whole lot going over your head in your own thread here, lol. You don't get this one either? It means God doesn't just GIVE you what you want, he gives you the means to get out and get it YOURSELF. You can't just sit on your +** and pray for dinner and expect God to make your meal materialize in front of you...you have to HELP YOURSELF.

I know exactly what that meant, I just think it's complete crap.

And now you get the stoneface

You knew exactly what it meant but had to ask anyway? You got the joke but failed to see the relevence to your thread? Notice you are the only one...

And now you get the L

Ban this foo please? He just really offended me and my religious views.

 

[quik1987]

Originally Posted by HoisanHaze

Originally Posted by Russ tha G

J Burner wrote:

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Russ tha G wrote:

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J Burner wrote:

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Russ tha G wrote:

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CHICHAN wrote:

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Well, God helps those who help themselves.

How can God help you if you're helping yourself? It seems like one of those one-or-the-other type things.

Seems like a whole lot going over your head in your own thread here, lol. You don't get this one either? It means God doesn't just GIVE you what
you want, he gives you the means to get out and get it YOURSELF. You can't just sit on your +** and pray for dinner and expect God to make your meal
materialize in front of you...you have to HELP YOURSELF.




I know exactly what that meant, I just think it's complete crap.

And now you get the stoneface

You knew exactly
what it meant but had to ask anyway? You got the joke but failed to see the relevence to your thread? Notice you are the only one...








And now you get the L
Ban this foo please? He just really offended me and my religious views.

How you Christian and you got a picture of Gwan Gong?

 

[18th letter]

Originally Posted by Russ tha G

Originally Posted by J Burner

Originally Posted by Russ tha G

Originally Posted by J Burner

Originally Posted by Russ tha G

Originally Posted by CHICHAN

Well, God helps those who help themselves.

How can God help you if you're helping yourself? It seems like one of those one-or-the-other type things.

Seems like a whole lot going over your head in your own thread here, lol. You don't get this one either? It means God doesn't just GIVE you what you want, he gives you the means to get out and get it YOURSELF. You can't just sit on your +** and pray for dinner and expect God to make your meal materialize in front of you...you have to HELP YOURSELF.

I know exactly what that meant, I just think it's complete crap.

And now you get the stoneface

You knew exactly what it meant but had to ask anyway? You got the joke but failed to see the relevence to your thread? Notice you are the only one...

And now you get the L

 

[hoisanhaze]

Originally Posted by quik1987

Originally Posted by HoisanHaze

Originally Posted by Russ tha G

J Burner wrote:

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Russ tha G wrote:

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J Burner wrote:

---

Russ tha G wrote:

---

CHICHAN wrote:

---

Well, God helps those who help themselves.

How can God help you if you're helping yourself? It seems like one of those one-or-the-other type things.

Seems like a whole lot going over your head in your own thread here, lol. You don't get this one either? It means God doesn't just GIVE you what
you want, he gives you the means to get out and get it YOURSELF. You can't just sit on your +** and pray for dinner and expect God to make your meal
materialize in front of you...you have to HELP YOURSELF.

I know exactly what that meant, I just think it's complete crap.

And now you get the stoneface

You knew exactly
what it meant but had to ask anyway? You got the joke but failed to see the relevence to your thread? Notice you are the only one...








And now you get the L
Ban this foo please? He just really offended me and my religious views.

How you Christian and you got a picture of Gwan Gong?
I'm a Christian, But I idolize Guan Gong for what he represent and what he stands for.

 

[youngprodigy10]

^ HEY!
you cant false idolize!

 

[antonlavey]

Originally Posted by Russ tha G

Originally Posted by J Burner

Originally Posted by Russ tha G

Originally Posted by J Burner

Originally Posted by Russ tha G

Originally Posted by CHICHAN

Well, God helps those who help themselves.

How can God help you if you're helping yourself? It seems like one of those one-or-the-other type things.

Seems like a whole lot going over your head in your own thread here, lol. You don't get this one either? It means God doesn't just GIVE you what you want, he gives you the means to get out and get it YOURSELF. You can't just sit on your +** and pray for dinner and expect God to make your meal materialize in front of you...you have to HELP YOURSELF.

I know exactly what that meant, I just think it's complete crap.

And now you get the stoneface

You knew exactly what it meant but had to ask anyway? You got the joke but failed to see the relevence to your thread? Notice you are the only one...

And now you get the L

Pointius Pilate won

.

 

[lobotomybeats]

Pointius Pilate just calls people on their BS!

 

[bwoodfolkgd74]

 

[toast1985]

I seen an interesting quote on the back of a bumper sticker the other day, which read:

God, please protect me from your followers

 

[ihust1e]

Originally Posted by Russ tha G

And now you get the L

Thats stupid foul

 

[kmn2008]

Originally Posted by Dirtylicious

...reminds me of the joke...

There was a guy drowning in the ocean. He prayed to God to save him.

A few minutes later a boat came and offered to pick him up and take him to shore. The drowning man refused and the boat left.

Another boat came and offered to save the man and he said no, and the boat left.

Finally a third boat came and said I can help you. Once again the drowning man said no.

When he died he said to God: I trusted you. Why didn't you save me??

God said: I sent you 3 boats!!!!!!!!!!

beat me 2 it.