Paris 2024 Summer Olympics Thread: I think we’ve reached peak art

[moe200069]

The plumbers and carpenters of MJ’s era are now the uber and amazon drivers bangin on Rudy

 

[IATT]

Surprised Emma Mckeon is only competing in one individual event.

Yea I thought she was a lock for that 2nd spot in the 100 free with mollie o’callaghan.. but she was just off at their trials

But she was sub 52 in the prelims for the relay, I think she had the fastest split in the morning.. so Australia might have 3 women under 52 tonight

 

[freeze]

Baby

 

[B Sox]

Wire to wire is tough. That was really impressive.

 

[Xennial]

IATT you think Macneil got a shot to repeat for that gold in the 100m fly? Walsh looked strong in the semis

 

[darthska]

Need to make da trip to da Netherlands. Women

If you ever visit, bring your favorite seasonings.
Or any seasonings.
All of the seasonings.

 

[Cashflow]

400 Women’s Free Finals Up Next!

 

[lynchpin33]

They need to replace Amy van **** on the prelims..

If rowdy isn’t going work the prelims, they shoulda had Elizabeth biesel

Yeah had to turn on NBC because he’s not on The Cock version.

GOAT.

He’s an auburn guy and was hyped during the kick 6, just like he is for swimming.

 

[B Sox]

Aight come on Katie. One last big swim!!

 

[darthska]

Watching swimming and they showed John Legend and his wife... who I didn't know is Chrissy Teigen.
John Legend is married to Chrissy Teigan?
Kids gonna have the looks genes with powerful voices.

 

[freeze]

Damn ledecky getting washed

 

[IATT]

IATT you think Macneil got a shot to repeat for that gold in the 100m fly? Walsh looked strong in the semis

If this was ncaas, she wouldn’t have a chance.. but on this stage, maybe and that’s just because haven’t seen Walsh do it long course consistently

 

[darthska]

Aight come on Katie. One last big swim!!

She needs to pick it up.

 

[darthska]

Titmus SWIMMING swimming!

 

[IATT]

Ledecky lucky summer choose not to swim the 800


She’ll win the 1500

 

[freeze]

Titmus was like a speed boat gaw damn

 

[whtascene]

Great swim from Titmus.

The lat muscles on the male gymnasts look like jet packs.

 

[darthska]

Watching swimming and they showed John Legend and his wife... who I didn't know is Chrissy Teigen.
John Legend is married to Chrissy Teigan?
Kids gonna have the looks genes with powerful voices.

B Sox , what'd I say wrong here?

 

[B Sox]

B Sox , what'd I say wrong here?

Kinda thought everyone on earth knew they were married

 

[B Sox]

Phelps tryna look like Yabushige

 

[darthska]

Kinda thought everyone on earth knew they were married

NGL, I don't really keep up with celebrity lives very close.
"What do you think about so-and-so and yadda-yadda getting a divorce? Crazy, right!"
"I didn't know they were married."

 

[IATT]

Zero clue why they would make fun of titmus on that

Historical at big meets, where they now have lane 4 woulda been lane 5

But because of NBC for US trials and now here, they changed the lane order.. so lane 1 is at the top instead of at the bottom

 

[darthska]

Canada kinda killing Greece Giannis early on.

 

[darthska]

Zero clue why they would make fun of titmus on that

I switched to basketball. What'd they say?

 

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