Pick up lines --- yes they work.

[unsuited]

trying to get a girl to laugh......better than.......trying to get a girl to talk.

(when using pick-up lines)

 

[hod]

Anybody got that video of a kid talking about how he would get at girls at a mall by yelling "ay ma." I think it was in black and white.

 

[dyyhard]

Excuse me; I think you owe me a drink.” [She says, "Why?"] “Because when I saw you from across the room I dropped mine. It was a rum and Coke, and I’m......

 

[c hanna]

are you from tennessee?
cuz youre the only memphis

 

[mycoldyourdone]

are you from tennessee?
cuz youre the only memphis

lolwat

 

[ricky409]

Excuse me; I think you owe me a drink.” [She says, "Why?"] “Because when I saw you from across the room I dropped mine. It was a rum and Coke, and I’m......

#swag

 

[lavert24]

-on a scale of 1-10, you're a 9 & i'm the 1 you need

or my go to

 

[unsuited]

are you from tennessee?
cuz youre the only memphis

er......what in the world?.......

 

[shoefreakbaby]

Girl: how tall are you?
guy: why?
Girl: Because I want to see how tall are kids will be









Works all the time

 

[youngdoc]

Girl: how tall are you?
guy: why?
Girl: Because I want to see how tall are kids will be









Works all the time

Girls don't need pickup lines though. ..

 

[waitwut]

i use pick up lines for fun all the time **** is funny as hell

heres a tip though when you use a pick up line that waits for her response like this

Excuse me; I think you owe me a drink.” [She says, "Why?"] “Because when I saw you from across the room I dropped mine. It was a rum and Coke, and I’m......

dont wait for her response just say it flat out

excuse me i think you owe me a drink because when i saw you i dropped mine

sometimes they'll be like huh what? and it'll just kill it

just from my experience though

 

[a blinkin]

Girl: how tall are you?
guy: why?
Girl: Because I want to see how tall are kids will be









Works all the time

I'd walk away from a female tombout kids in her opening line.

 

[Mark Antony]

Girl: how tall are you?
guy: why?
Girl: Because I want to see how tall are kids will be









Works all the time

I'd walk away from a female tombout kids in her opening line.

Depending on how bad she is/you want it, you wouldn't as corny and off putting it is.

 

[ricky409]

Girl: how tall are you?
guy: why?
Girl: Because I want to see how tall are kids will be









Works all the time

@ you thinking its because of the line, and not cuz a guy may have a handful of yambs approach him in his lifetime.

 

[shoefreakbaby]

at you guys thinking I was serious

I'm a female, my pick up line is "hello"

 

[solexsup]

text game


you: pick a number between 1 and 7.

her: 4...?

you: 4 days from now, you and i are going out.

Im boutta use this

 

[egaroc1]

Pfl

 

[b20 eg8]

Real talk me and my boy were in Vegas and he's one of those dudes with noooooooooooooo filter.

Walkin down the strip drunk as hell....See two fine *** breezes.

My homeboy, outta nowhere blurts out, hey girl.... Hey girl. This **** ain't gonna suck itself.

They tried to play like they were disgusted but were laughing. Took em back to room. He handled and I took down her homegirl.

 

[ricky409]

at you guys think I was serious

I'm a female, my pick up line is "hello"

so so easy being a woman it ain't eem funny.

 

[youngdoc]

Real talk me and my boy were in Vegas and he's one of those dudes with noooooooooooooo filter.

Walkin down the strip drunk as hell....See two fine *** breezes.

My homeboy, outta nowhere blurts out, hey girl.... Hey girl. This **** ain't gonna suck itself.

They tried to play like they were disgusted but were laughing. Took em back to room. He handled and I took down her homegirl.

Idc if it's ducktales or not but that idgaf swag is money

 

[ill steelo]

See a department store employee:

You: "What do I do if I see something I like/want and it doesn't have a price tag?
Her: "Show me."

Then you take her to a mirror & point to it.

 

[night marcher01]

See a department store employee:

You: "What do I do if I see something I like/want and it doesn't have a price tag?
Her: "Show me."

Then you take her to a mirror & point to it.

She'll think you're calling her a prostitute, as if you can just buy her. And she'll proceed to slap you and call the security for harassment.

 

[ill steelo]

See a department store employee:

You: "What do I do if I see something I like/want and it doesn't have a price tag?
Her: "Show me."

Then you take her to a mirror & point to it.

She'll think you're calling her a prostitute, as if you can just buy her. And she'll proceed to slap you and call the security for harassment.

 

[night marcher01]

See a department store employee:

You: "What do I do if I see something I like/want and it doesn't have a price tag?
Her: "Show me."

Then you take her to a mirror & point to it.

She'll think you're calling her a prostitute, as if you can just buy her. And she'll proceed to slap you and call the security for harassment.

I know, because I tried it. |I

 

[venom lyrix]

Excuse me; I think you owe me a drink.” [She says, "Why?"] “Because when I saw you from across the room I dropped mine. It was a rum and Coke, and I’m......

that's a good one