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Pick Up Lines You've Used VOL. Works Like A Charm
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New one Ive been brainstormin how to put to use, credit goes to Meet the Browns
Heres the situation: you make eye contact with a shorty sittin somewhere and she gives you that approach me look... now if shes got an empty chair at her table or whatever shes sittin at, just diddybop on in and sit down as you say "thanks so much for saving my seat"
Hopefully all goes well, if not have an escape route on the brain cuz her boyfriend might be gettin his soda a refill or something. If you bout that snake life, you could always play it off like you knew her from school and give her your number to catch up or something in a situation like that.
Try to sit next to shorty instead of facing her too, you're presence will be less intimidating
Heres the situation: you make eye contact with a shorty sittin somewhere and she gives you that approach me look... now if shes got an empty chair at her table or whatever shes sittin at, just diddybop on in and sit down as you say "thanks so much for saving my seat"
Hopefully all goes well, if not have an escape route on the brain cuz her boyfriend might be gettin his soda a refill or something. If you bout that snake life, you could always play it off like you knew her from school and give her your number to catch up or something in a situation like that.
Try to sit next to shorty instead of facing her too, you're presence will be less intimidating
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"Orale, que tal?"
/thread
/thread
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"Can you do me a favor?...... Stop being so cute"
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In my dreams you're blowin' me...
Spoiler [+]
some kisses.
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I'm going outside to makeout, care to join me?
only works in the club if youre really confident
only works in the club if youre really confident
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I <3 NT.
some of these lines are
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Originally Posted by Luong1209
I'm not here to say I need or don't need them...But out of curiosity, which ones have worked for you?
Used this @ Clubs in Vegas...Just to start a convo (Heard it here on NT first).
You: Guess what material this is? (Touch your shirt/chest)
Her: Polyester?
You: It's actually boyfriend.
nice luong
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PO
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Im gonna use a few of these & see how they work out haha
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you: wanna play the rape game?
her: no.
you: thats the spirit.
her: no.
you: thats the spirit.
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Me: i see u staring @ me like the Mona Lisa do
Me: lets go home and do what grown people do
Female: Shorty Laughs, then i'm in it like Bennett
Me: lets go home and do what grown people do
Female: Shorty Laughs, then i'm in it like Bennett
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Try itOriginally Posted by westcoastsfinest
Originally Posted by Luong1209
I'm not here to say I need or don't need them...But out of curiosity, which ones have worked for you?
Used this @ Clubs in Vegas...Just to start a convo (Heard it here on NT first).
You: Guess what material this is? (Touch your shirt/chest)
Her: Polyester?
You: It's actually boyfriend.
nice luong
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i used this at a mixer in college:
me: hear me out on this... i like the curves on your body, but you know which one is my favorite?
she: (possibly disgusted lol) no. what?
me: your smile
good thing she laughed
me: hear me out on this... i like the curves on your body, but you know which one is my favorite?
she: (possibly disgusted lol) no. what?
me: your smile
good thing she laughed
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Her: I need a job
Me: Open my pants and go job huntin
Me: Open my pants and go job huntin
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That Santa one works wonders
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Are you a chicken farmer? Cause you sure know how to raise a %**%.
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These are all a mixture of
and
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Que pasa con nosotros?
I dont even speak spanish
I dont even speak spanish
sportinjordans916
Banned
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M: Are you going to the BBQ this weekend?
H: What BBQ?
M: The one where I put my meat in your grill
H: What BBQ?
M: The one where I put my meat in your grill
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didnt read through the thread to see if this was posted...
dont know how to embed...
http://www.youtube.com/wa...re=player_embedded#at=17
dont know how to embed...
http://www.youtube.com/wa...re=player_embedded#at=17
sneakaprince
Supporter
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Good looks I can actually see this being used regularly for me as a funtional pickup line...Originally Posted by 2LipsLegit
Originally Posted by ill steelo
Girl at department store eyein me. I diddy bop over there and say "What if I find something I like and it doesn't have a price tag?" I was expecting her to say "like what?" And then I woulda said "u" but shorty threw me off when she said " Bring it to me."
So then asked if I could show her instead and took her over to a mirror, pointed at it and said "look"
Smashed that weekend. Kudos to 2lipslegit for giving me that line
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"Do these pants make my **** look fat?" that used to be my bread winner
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Originally Posted by JJ Jumpman 23
you- "My 3 eyes are looking straight at you."
her- "huh? 3 eyes?"
proceed to whip it out and don't break eye contact.
need try this
