Pick Up Lines You've Used VOL. Works Like A Charm

New one Ive been brainstormin how to put to use, credit goes to Meet the Browns 
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Heres the situation: you make eye contact with a shorty sittin somewhere and she gives you that approach me look... now if shes got an empty chair at her table or whatever shes sittin at, just diddybop on in and sit down as you say "thanks so much for saving my seat"

Hopefully all goes well, if not have an escape route on the brain cuz her boyfriend might be gettin his soda a refill or something. If you bout that snake life, you could always play it off like you knew her from school and give her your number to catch up or something in a situation like that.

Try to sit next to shorty instead of facing her too, you're presence will be less intimidating
 
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I <3 NT. 

some of these lines are  
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 I'm gonna have to try some out.... just to see what kinda responses I get lol
 
Originally Posted by Luong1209

I'm not here to say I need or don't need them...But out of curiosity, which ones have worked for you?

Used this @ Clubs in Vegas...Just to start a convo (Heard it here on NT first
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You: Guess what material this is? (Touch your shirt/chest)
Her: Polyester?
You: It's actually boyfriend.

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nice luong  
 
Me:      i see u staring @ me like the Mona Lisa do
Me:      lets go home and do what grown people do

Female:  Shorty Laughs, then i'm in it like Bennett
 
Originally Posted by westcoastsfinest

Originally Posted by Luong1209

I'm not here to say I need or don't need them...But out of curiosity, which ones have worked for you?

Used this @ Clubs in Vegas...Just to start a convo (Heard it here on NT first
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).

You: Guess what material this is? (Touch your shirt/chest)
Her: Polyester?
You: It's actually boyfriend.
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nice luong  
Try it
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i used this at a mixer in college:
me: hear me out on this... i like the curves on your body, but you know which one is my favorite?

she: (possibly disgusted lol) no. what?

me: your smile 
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good thing she laughed 
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Originally Posted by 2LipsLegit

Originally Posted by ill steelo

Girl at department store eyein me. I diddy bop over there and say "What if I find something I like and it doesn't have a price tag?" I was expecting her to say "like what?" And then I woulda said "u" but shorty threw me off when she said " Bring it to me."

So then asked if I could show her instead and took her over to a mirror, pointed at it and said "look"

Smashed that weekend
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. Kudos to 2lipslegit for giving me that line
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Good looks I can actually see this being used regularly for me as a funtional pickup line... 
 
Originally Posted by JJ Jumpman 23

you- "My 3 eyes are looking straight at you."
her- "huh? 3 eyes?"
proceed to whip it out and don't break eye contact.
need try this
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