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That's crazy man, I live right near there too. Hate to say it but you sure it wasn't one of those dreams where you dream you're waking up and doing things and it's just so realistic you think those things actually happened?
dudes here having time slips... just listened to a podcast today on it... weird.
So today, I was on the highway traveling south on the MassPike, and theres this huge big rig. Im pretty sure the driver dozes off and the truck starts to swerve going and occupying all the lanes. Then out of nowhere, a car goes airborne, flys over my car and then lands flat on its wheels like nothing ever happened. Then by now, the trucker is back in its lane like nothing ever happened. I was wondering if the driver was okay but he kept driving. Then a few miles down the road the truck starts to swerve again. The same car that flipped before, flips again and flys once again over me. By now I'm going crazy because I think I'm dreaming but I'm not otherwise I'm still dreaming. It was like something out of Final destination or Daja Vu stuff.
So i was sitting there in my philosophy class trying to crack my back in my chair, and this hot girl saw me. I am talking really, really hot. I kind of had a thing for her for a couple of months, and we smiled at each other and stuff but she sat pretty far away so we didn't say much more than "hi".
Anyway she saw me doing that and it was before class actually started so we could move around and stuff, so she came up and offered to crack my back for me, and i thought it was kind of weird, but i accepted. So, I stand up and she crosses my arms in front of me and she stands right behind me and sort of picks me up onto her and bounces me (have you ever seen people crack backs this way? i have seen it, but it is weird to explain) anyway, it wasn't working, so she tried a huge bounce.
Something popped really loudly, but then when she set me down i couldn't feel my legs it was like they were totally asleep. So I collapsed in a heap on the ground, my legs going off in weird directions. then i heard a loud farting noise and proceeded to diarrhea in my pants, i was so embarrassed and i looked up at her face and she was just disgusted and everybody was like what the hell is going on.
So i tried to get up and run away, but my legs didn't work. I couldn't move, and over the next thirty seconds or so my colon emptied really loudly. My teacher was mad and thought i was just being a freak ****ting on the floor, but after a while they realized i wasn't kidding around and they called an ambulance so i went to the hospital, and it turns out when she cracked my back somehow my spinal cord got pinched in between my vertebrae and they straightened it out with some emergency surgery.
Now i'm completely fine so...i never went back to that school
It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of my girls I know, Jessica. She is really damn hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Jessica called me and said she wanted me to have sex. So be it.I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferraris have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my crotch. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my crotch. Booya.
Flash forward 10 minutes later.
My 30 inch crotch is going inside of her box, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm having sex with her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says "harder." V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I finally finished. There had to have been about two pints of my men everywhere. People say I shoot like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them.
I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home.
Thats the crazy part though. I still don't believe it. It all happened in sequence too.Nah.. No way. Not buying it. lol
I made it out of the Friend-zone, 2.5 times, with 3 different girls.
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when i was little i had sleep paralysis. i was laying there with my eyes open and couldnt move. i tried screaming for help but i couldnt talk. there was this ugly little troll monster on the other side of my room. it had a hunchback and kind looked like the pokemon drowsee. :x it was walking towards me. it was walking super slow and when it got close i shook of the the paralysis and got up. had me shook for ever. still get goosebumps when i tell people and got em typing this
Hi, welcome to the internet!So i was sitting there in my philosophy class trying to crack my back in my chair, and this hot girl saw me. I am talking really, really hot. I kind of had a thing for her for a couple of months, and we smiled at each other and stuff but she sat pretty far away so we didn't say much more than "hi".
Anyway she saw me doing that and it was before class actually started so we could move around and stuff, so she came up and offered to crack my back for me, and i thought it was kind of weird, but i accepted. So, I stand up and she crosses my arms in front of me and she stands right behind me and sort of picks me up onto her and bounces me (have you ever seen people crack backs this way? i have seen it, but it is weird to explain) anyway, it wasn't working, so she tried a huge bounce.
Something popped really loudly, but then when she set me down i couldn't feel my legs it was like they were totally asleep. So I collapsed in a heap on the ground, my legs going off in weird directions. then i heard a loud farting noise and proceeded to diarrhea in my pants, i was so embarrassed and i looked up at her face and she was just disgusted and everybody was like what the hell is going on.
So i tried to get up and run away, but my legs didn't work. I couldn't move, and over the next thirty seconds or so my colon emptied really loudly. My teacher was mad and thought i was just being a freak ****ting on the floor, but after a while they realized i wasn't kidding around and they called an ambulance so i went to the hospital, and it turns out when she cracked my back somehow my spinal cord got pinched in between my vertebrae and they straightened it out with some emergency surgery.
Now i'm completely fine so...i never went back to that school
partyin:
Went to my boys apartment on one and two chicks were there that were in my same "condition" made out with both of them. Turns out they are mutual friends of another one of my homegirls(she fine but we too close for any type of relationship) so my homegirl invites me to go with just the 3 of them camping, of course i said yes.
we didnt bring any food
only drugs and alcohol
i dont have pics so i wont tell the story,
lets just say when we drove up there we were all talking and everything was ALL good, the drive back nobody said anything to anyone and i dont see the other 2 chicks but im still friends with my homegirl and we NEVER EVER EVER talk about that weekend, we even joke about how we never talk about it
dont get me wrong I had a blast but after on the car ride back we all just felt like :x :x :x
anybody else have a weekend like that?? I'm talking fear and loathing type %@
Yes more details now that you have made me uneasy and I want to know morepartyin:
Went to my boys apartment on one and two chicks were there that were in my same "condition" made out with both of them. Turns out they are mutual friends of another one of my homegirls(she fine but we too close for any type of relationship) so my homegirl invites me to go with just the 3 of them camping, of course i said yes.
we didnt bring any food
only drugs and alcohol
i dont have pics so i wont tell the story,
lets just say when we drove up there we were all talking and everything was ALL good, the drive back nobody said anything to anyone and i dont see the other 2 chicks but im still friends with my homegirl and we NEVER EVER EVER talk about that weekend, we even joke about how we never talk about it
dont get me wrong I had a blast but after on the car ride back we all just felt like
anybody else have a weekend like that?? I'm talking fear and loathing type %&#@