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Damn bro. How did the wife react?Got drunk at the club, lost my wedding ring...TURRIBLE.
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Damn bro. How did the wife react?Got drunk at the club, lost my wedding ring...TURRIBLE.
I went on a date and afterwards met up my homeboy to play some poker. He told me I had white stuff on my right cheek and I realized I put sunscreen on that morning and rushed out. I was in a hurry so I must've rushed out without rubbing the sunscreen evenly into my face. I texted my date and she told me she thought it was medication... I'm kind of too embarrassed to ask her out again...Fml
I went on a date and afterwards met up my homeboy to play some poker. He told me I had white stuff on my right cheek and I realized I put sunscreen on that morning and rushed out. I was in a hurry so I must've rushed out without rubbing the sunscreen evenly into my face. I texted my date and she told me she thought it was medication... I'm kind of too embarrassed to ask her out again...Fml
I went on a date and afterwards met up my homeboy to play some poker. He told me I had white stuff on my right cheek and I realized I put sunscreen on that morning and rushed out. I was in a hurry so I must've rushed out without rubbing the sunscreen evenly into my face. I texted my date and she told me she thought it was medication... I'm kind of too embarrassed to ask her out again...Fml
Without looking, grab the bottle of water where I ash my cigarettes instead of the clean one next to it and drank it.
I went on a date and afterwards met up my homeboy to play some poker. He told me I had white stuff on my right cheek and I realized I put sunscreen on that morning and rushed out. I was in a hurry so I must've rushed out without rubbing the sunscreen evenly into my face. I texted my date and she told me she thought it was medication... I'm kind of too embarrassed to ask her out again...Fml
I went on a date and afterwards met up my homeboy to play some poker. He told me I had white stuff on my right cheek and I realized I put sunscreen on that morning and rushed out. I was in a hurry so I must've rushed out without rubbing the sunscreen evenly into my face. I texted my date and she told me she thought it was medication... I'm kind of too embarrassed to ask her out again...Fml
what kind of person doesnt tell you.. its a bad look on her..
but I dont see why you wouldnt see her again.. if you like her.. you already have a hilarious conversation for the next date that the 2 of you experienced together.. flip it into a positive mann~!!!
Damn G didnt you check yourself out in the mirror before you met up with her
always be smelling my own fart b :x
Threw up on the waitress' shoes at Applebee's because she burped when taking my order.
Threw up on the waitress' shoes at Applebee's because she burped when taking my order.