PYJ (Post Your Jokes)

Originally Posted by razzle dazzle

Originally Posted by youngmoney

how long is a chinese man





yes, how long (his name) is chinese
took me a second
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Originally Posted by needsomejays

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes?




nothing, shes already been told twice

A man driving a car hits a woman. Who's fault is it?






The man's, for driving in the kitchen.
 
Originally Posted by popcornplaya

Originally Posted by needsomejays

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes?




nothing, shes already been told twice

A man driving a car hits a woman. Who's fault is it?






The man's, for driving in the kitchen.


was about to post this
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A joke the girlfriend told me:

What's "woman" spelled backwards?

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Kitchen
 
A blind man walks into a drugstore. He's walking up and down the aisles, starts knocking things off the shelves with his cane. The clerk comes up to him and asks "Can I help you?". The blind man replies "No thanks, I'm just lookin."
 
Originally Posted by popcornplaya

Originally Posted by needsomejays

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes?




nothing, shes already been told twice
A man driving a car hits a woman. Who's fault is it?






The man's, for driving in the kitchen.
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funniest so far
 
Q: Whats the difference between your mom and shaq

A: One plays in the NBA, and the other has a huge thang
 
Originally Posted by popcornplaya

Originally Posted by needsomejays

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes?




nothing, shes already been told twice

A man driving a car hits a woman. Who's fault is it?






The man's, for driving in the kitchen.
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i forgot where i got this from but here it goes:



Q: Whats the best part about having sex with thirty-six year old girls
A: there's thirty of them
 
Originally Posted by rodster831

Originally Posted by GSDOUBLEU

knock knock

Spoiler [+]

you butt
wow I already fell for it like 4 times. Random but I think it's funny.

The most interesting man in the world

"In museums, he's aloud to touch the art"
 
Originally Posted by dusty jordans

i forgot where i got this from but here it goes:



Q: Whats the best part about having sex with thirty-six year old girls
A: there's thirty of them

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why did the monkey fall off the tree?
Spoiler [+]
it was dead

why did the parrot fall off the tree?

Spoiler [+]
it was stapled to the monkey
 
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