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and we wonder why we Americans use the most resource in this world.
Shaq's monthly expenses
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The heat provide all those suits
but when i did
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prob fake numbers but i can see it- esp after people like superhead came out with there stories about shaq- dude is def generous to the jumpoffs and has em inevery city so i can imagine how he is towards his friends and family-
anybody in his good graces is probably living good off his cards-
also them accountants get shiest when dealing with that much money and expense/hide all types of stuff
anybody in his good graces is probably living good off his cards-
also them accountants get shiest when dealing with that much money and expense/hide all types of stuff
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you big dummy wrote:
You want to know my favorite? The $114,946 that's listed as
"miscellaneous (personal)" -- you know, walking around money, pocket change so you're never left without something to feed the meter
or, I don't know, buy a new car or two without writing a check.
Not even close... "miscellaneous (personal)" is the money that goes to females... groupies, ****,
etc...
I assume he meant cloning Shaq. This thread has me in tears in the CPU lab. The girl next to me looked at me like I was crazy
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Seriously, Damn Shaq.
With all those monthly miscellaneous expenses, I can live off that for at least 2 years.
With all those monthly miscellaneous expenses, I can live off that for at least 2 years.
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from a legal standpoint it's pretty clear that they are just doing summary estimates. For example, rather than itemizing every single car expense likemaintenance, car washes, detailing, repairs, insurance, storage, etc. it looks like they lumped everything into "Gasoline and oil". It appears thatthe judge is supposed to understand how they simplified it. It sounds funnier in a sound bite, but it just looks like they did it to save everyone time.
Still funny though.
Still funny though.
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The heat provide all those suits
No, you %+%#!@@. Warm up gear and stuff. The Miami Heat don't buy his suits for him
I must have not got the joke or something
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22,000+ for maid service is ridiculous. Those have got to be the richest maids on the planet outside of the ones that tend to Richard Branson's house.
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If Shaq has DirecTV, he probably has this....of course in different houses
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That's what i was thinking..it has to be a typo, unless he's playing for the Heat's charter plane..
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These numbers are so flawed, some even make no sense.
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doublejs avy scares me every time i see it lololol its really disturbing
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$24,000 a month on gas thats unheard of
and i was trippin off spending like $2-300
and i was trippin off spending like $2-300
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I was cracking up when I saw this on Jim rome
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The Heat supply his work clothing for free.
The heat provide all those suits
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I wish I knew Shaq.
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Unbelievable.
Glad that's coming out of the Heat checkbook and not the Lakers.
Glad WE'RE not overpaying anyone over here.
Oh wait.
Glad that's coming out of the Heat checkbook and not the Lakers.
Oh wait.
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Did I see almost $1100 for "Tiger insurance" on Tyson's invoice? haha wow, i guess if you have a tiger you need that, just ask Siegfried and Roy.
The NBA wives and gf's link at the bottom was pretty interesting. Okur is a perfect example of what NBA money can do for a guy.
The NBA wives and gf's link at the bottom was pretty interesting. Okur is a perfect example of what NBA money can do for a guy.
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LOl probably a fake report. Even Bill Gate don't even spend that much.
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If he would have stayed with Kobe NONE of this would have happened
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I hope it's fake cuz we cakin over here in America and people starving in other countries.
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