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Dudes passin round da testicle massager like a blunt
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Nah. I thought it was about to go down but it didn't. Got all excited. Maybe next timeHappy ending?
dont act like you aint ever passed da massaga wit da homies bDudes passin round da testicle massager like a blunt
Dudes passin round da testicle massager like a blunt
dont act like you aint ever passed da massaga wit da homies b
Dudes passin round da testicle massager like a blunt
I've never drank alcohol or smoked anything and i'm 26. i'm actually pretty embarrassed about it and when i'm at parties I just say "i'm not feeling too well" |I
I don't even have anything against drinking or anything I just never felt the urge? It's a weird feeling
What exactly are mind altering substances?
I thought i was ur fav papi!Cfranchise might be my new favorite NTer.
Nah you just feed for repsI thought i was ur fav papi!
she is the prototype, if i had found a chick exactly like her a while ago, i would probably still be with hercrystal clear is the biggest ill goYou got it. Not like the blabberwall looking ones, but the ones that are still curvy, but are big, face has to be cute. When I'm on a savage tip, I just feel like fight sexing my way to escape.
been had this, but i rarely act on it because i got a bad chick that take my mind off of itFor real I got a big girl fetish. All the way up to SSBBW depending on the day. I rarely if ever holla at them though, because I know the pipe game i'm bout to lay down is so severe it would be straight drama when it's time to drop her. Family and friends losing respect for you seeing this heffer trying to insert herself all in your life.
Huh?Nah you just feed for repsI thought i was ur fav papi!
Totally forgot about this story that happened to me right before i went into rehab for alcohol. Pretty funny story though.
So me and my boy (forever remain nameless, couldn't embarrass him like that) are in my car with 2 shortys, so we dip off to this nice secluded spot, so I got my shorty in the front passenger seat, and my boy is in the back seat with his girl. so we are drinking and smoking, after awhile we are both focused on our girls. so long story short the windows start fogging up, and just out the blue police officer comes and knocks on the window. So i'm like damn hopefully he don't see the alcohol bottles in the whip, so I roll down the windows and he flashes the light in my face and my girl, then he looks in the back and flashes the light on my boys face and his girl and has this disgusting look on his face like WTF happened to you. BRUHHHH !!!!!! I turned around, my man face look like he came from a crime scene, my dude had blood all around his mouth, his t-shirt, it look like dude straight man slaughtered that vagina like
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Me and my girl burst out laughing, the girl in the back is embarrassed, police officer looked so damn confused on what the hell he should do and my man have this shameful look
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Police officer just gives us a warning talks to my friend in private saying he should be ashamed of himself and tells us to leave the premises immediately. Just wanted to share that with ya'll, thought that was pretty funny situation I was in.
When I was younger I would grab my turd from the toilet to see what it felt like.
Used to save my old gum and re chew it later on, some where months old.
Pee sittin down
MAN :xTotally forgot about this story that happened to me right before i went into rehab for alcohol. Pretty funny story though.
So me and my boy (forever remain nameless, couldn't embarrass him like that) are in my car with 2 shortys, so we dip off to this nice secluded spot, so I got my shorty in the front passenger seat, and my boy is in the back seat with his girl. so we are drinking and smoking, after awhile we are both focused on our girls. so long story short the windows start fogging up, and just out the blue police officer comes and knocks on the window. So i'm like damn hopefully he don't see the alcohol bottles in the whip, so I roll down the windows and he flashes the light in my face and my girl, then he looks in the back and flashes the light on my boys face and his girl and has this disgusting look on his face like WTF happened to you. BRUHHHH !!!!!! I turned around, my man face look like he came from a crime scene, my dude had blood all around his mouth, his t-shirt, it look like dude straight man slaughtered that vagina like
View media item 1009270
Me and my girl burst out laughing, the girl in the back is embarrassed, police officer looked so damn confused on what the hell he should do and my man have this shameful look
View media item 1466067
Police officer just gives us a warning talks to my friend in private saying he should be ashamed of himself and tells us to leave the premises immediately. Just wanted to share that with ya'll, thought that was pretty funny situation I was in.
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