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Whats the useless skin around a vagina called?
A woman
A woman
Simple jokes that make you chuckle VOL. " Oooh......now I get it"
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Winner.winner.... chicken dinner
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How did Helen Keller's parnets punish her?
They stuck a plunger in the toilet.
They stuck a plunger in the toilet.
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original vid
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but 6+7 = 13Originally Posted by LimitedRetroOG
An white guy, black guy, and Asian guy were walking in the park one day.
They walk by this lady who stops them. She says, "If all of your penises add up to 12 inches, I will give each of you 1 million dollars."
Soo, they whipped it out and each received $1 million.
The black guy says, "You're lucky my penis is 7 inches or else we wouldn't have gotten a million dollars."
The white guy says, "You're lucky my penis is 6 inches or else we wouldn't have gotten a million dollars."
The Asian guy says, "You're lucky I have an erection or else we wouldn't have gotten a million dollars."
I'm Asian.
13>12 so the asian guys erection wasn't needed anyways.
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bookmarked and
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Originally Posted by Brilliant Overlord
but 6+7 = 13Originally Posted by LimitedRetroOG
An white guy, black guy, and Asian guy were walking in the park one day.
They walk by this lady who stops them. She says, "If all of your penises add up to 12 inches, I will give each of you 1 million dollars."
Soo, they whipped it out and each received $1 million.
The black guy says, "You're lucky my penis is 7 inches or else we wouldn't have gotten a million dollars."
The white guy says, "You're lucky my penis is 6 inches or else we wouldn't have gotten a million dollars."
The Asian guy says, "You're lucky I have an erection or else we wouldn't have gotten a million dollars."
I'm Asian.
13>12 so the asian guys erection wasn't needed anyways.I'm asian too.
Whoops, my bad.
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a man was trying to get something for his wife...
But when he started the bid nobody replied
But when he started the bid nobody replied
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Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?
He's all right now.
How do you double the value of a Geo Metro?
Fill it with gas.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef
Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?
He's all right now.
How do you double the value of a Geo Metro?
Fill it with gas.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef
Who is the poorest guy in West Virginia?
The Tooth Fairy
He's all right now.
How do you double the value of a Geo Metro?
Fill it with gas.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef
Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?
He's all right now.
How do you double the value of a Geo Metro?
Fill it with gas.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef
Who is the poorest guy in West Virginia?
The Tooth Fairy
boomatic206
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Me: Did you ever blow bubbles when you were a kid?
You: Yea, why?
Me: Cuz he was asking about you.
You: Yea, why?
Me: Cuz he was asking about you.
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Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Spoiler [+]
Because she's a woman
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Hard to Reach
Posted at: 2009-07-10 09:44:41
Original ad:
im selling my 1991 ford f150 for $2500. call ***-***-**** for more info or email
From Mike Partlow to ************@********.org
Hey,
I am interested in your truck. How many miles does it have on it?
Mike
From ***********@yahoo.com to Me:
do you have a number you can be reached at?
From Mike Partlow to ***********@yahoo.com:
Yes I do. My number is (***)-492-159.
From ***********@yahoo.com to Me:
that isnt a phone nubmer there arent enough numbers
From Mike Partlow to ***********@yahoo.com:
That is my phone number. You can get a number with less digits for a small monthly fee, which I am paying for.
From ***********@yahoo.com to Me:
well i dont think its working i tried calling and it said its not a number
From Mike Partlow to ***********@yahoo.com:
Did you dial 1 first?
From ***********@yahoo.com to Me:
i just tried that and it is not working
From Mike Partlow to ***********@yahoo.com:
Wait are you calling from Philly?
From ***********@yahoo.com to Me:
yes
From Mike Partlow to ***********@yahoo.com:
Oh, my mistake. Since you are calling from Philly, you have to dial a 6 first, followed by the pound sign, and then my number.
From ***********@yahoo.com to Me:
IT ISNT WORKING
From Mike Partlow to ***********@yahoo.com:
$@%@, do you just want my office number? It is a little complicated.
From ***********@yahoo.com to Me:
yeah fine give me that
From Mike Partlow to ***********@yahoo.com:
You have to call my office at (215)-592-**** and then put in extension 4491-2938 followed by the pound sign to be transferred to the Human Resourcesdepartment. Once you are transferred there, you need to enter this pin as the security access code: 2A11-3D58-2F41-FW31. You will be put through to Katie, ourreceptionist. She is going to ask you a series of questions to confirm you are not a machine. Upon confirmation, tell her that you want to speak to Richard,tell him Mike sent you. When Richard gets on, ask him to page Mike Partlow. Use this code as a reference: 8281-WK82F. It should take about two minutes upon mereceiving the page to make it to the secure office phone. I can only talk on that phone for about 15 seconds, so I will give you a randomly generated payphonenumber for you to call me on. I will then run down to the lobby and pick up the payphone, and then we can talk. Got it?
From ***********@yahoo.com to Me:
it says that is not a working number
From Mike Partlow to ***********@yahoo.com:
Did you dial 1 first?
From ***********@yahoo.com to Me:
+*#! this. forget it
From Mike Partlow to ***********@yahoo.com:
Wait, I also have a pager number. Do you want that instead?
Posted at: 2009-07-10 09:44:41
Original ad:
im selling my 1991 ford f150 for $2500. call ***-***-**** for more info or email
From Mike Partlow to ************@********.org
Hey,
I am interested in your truck. How many miles does it have on it?
Mike
From ***********@yahoo.com to Me:
do you have a number you can be reached at?
From Mike Partlow to ***********@yahoo.com:
Yes I do. My number is (***)-492-159.
From ***********@yahoo.com to Me:
that isnt a phone nubmer there arent enough numbers
From Mike Partlow to ***********@yahoo.com:
That is my phone number. You can get a number with less digits for a small monthly fee, which I am paying for.
From ***********@yahoo.com to Me:
well i dont think its working i tried calling and it said its not a number
From Mike Partlow to ***********@yahoo.com:
Did you dial 1 first?
From ***********@yahoo.com to Me:
i just tried that and it is not working
From Mike Partlow to ***********@yahoo.com:
Wait are you calling from Philly?
From ***********@yahoo.com to Me:
yes
From Mike Partlow to ***********@yahoo.com:
Oh, my mistake. Since you are calling from Philly, you have to dial a 6 first, followed by the pound sign, and then my number.
From ***********@yahoo.com to Me:
IT ISNT WORKING
From Mike Partlow to ***********@yahoo.com:
$@%@, do you just want my office number? It is a little complicated.
From ***********@yahoo.com to Me:
yeah fine give me that
From Mike Partlow to ***********@yahoo.com:
You have to call my office at (215)-592-**** and then put in extension 4491-2938 followed by the pound sign to be transferred to the Human Resourcesdepartment. Once you are transferred there, you need to enter this pin as the security access code: 2A11-3D58-2F41-FW31. You will be put through to Katie, ourreceptionist. She is going to ask you a series of questions to confirm you are not a machine. Upon confirmation, tell her that you want to speak to Richard,tell him Mike sent you. When Richard gets on, ask him to page Mike Partlow. Use this code as a reference: 8281-WK82F. It should take about two minutes upon mereceiving the page to make it to the secure office phone. I can only talk on that phone for about 15 seconds, so I will give you a randomly generated payphonenumber for you to call me on. I will then run down to the lobby and pick up the payphone, and then we can talk. Got it?
From ***********@yahoo.com to Me:
it says that is not a working number
From Mike Partlow to ***********@yahoo.com:
Did you dial 1 first?
From ***********@yahoo.com to Me:
+*#! this. forget it
From Mike Partlow to ***********@yahoo.com:
Wait, I also have a pager number. Do you want that instead?
boomatic206
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Why do women have legs?
So they don't leave trails like snails or slugs.
So they don't leave trails like snails or slugs.
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Why are black people so tall?
Because their kneegrows
What was the name of the black barbie?
Barbie Q
Because their kneegrows
What was the name of the black barbie?
Barbie Q
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Good follow up joke:
What do you call a black man that flies a plane?
A pilot, you racist
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some funny jokes here.
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Checking in for later...
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this thread is great
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Replying so I can read later...
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What's the difference between a man and a woman talking dirty?
- When a man talks dirty it's sexual harassment, when a woman talks dirty it's $2.99 per minute.
- When a man talks dirty it's sexual harassment, when a woman talks dirty it's $2.99 per minute.
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This thread is hilarious......
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3 blondes walking in the woods when they come across some tracks
1st blonde says those are horse tracks
2nd blonde says nooooooo those are deer tracks
3rd blonde says nooo you 2 those are cow tracks
There all still stood there argueing when the train hits them
it took me a second but i lol'd
1st blonde says those are horse tracks
2nd blonde says nooooooo those are deer tracks
3rd blonde says nooo you 2 those are cow tracks
There all still stood there argueing when the train hits them
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what are michael jackson, farrah fawcett and ed macmahon getting for xmas?
Patrick Swayze
Patrick Swayze
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wow that is messed up.
