Simple jokes that make you chuckle VOL. " Oooh......now I get it"

[got to love it]

Originally Posted by cartune

Originally Posted by djaward

Why are black people so tall???


Because they're knee-grows.

hysterical

Time to pull the plug

 

[i drink your milkshake]

I don't think this is gon' make to page 20...

somebody gon' go too far--

 

[boredone1]

Originally Posted by lobotomybeats

Whats the difference between Jam and Marmalade?





I can't Marmalade my penis up your *%%.

 

[caponecartels]

What did one twig say to another?
"I'm gonna snap!"

 

[put em up]

Not feeling these race jokes.


This is exactly why people get punched in their mouth in public, bc some think these jokes are ok to say. Then they scream it was only a joke.

 

[chi ill]

Originally Posted by randomhero1985

What did a white guy see when he looked at his family tree?

Spoiler

Spoiler

Spoiler [+]

Spoiler

A straight line!

I don't get it ...

& BTW , some of y'all are going too far .

 

[randomhero1985]

I asked my wife if she enjoys a cigarette after sex and she said, "no one drag is enough".

 

[creamofdacrops]

Originally Posted by nyzMaGiciAn

Originally Posted by xxxoverridexxx

what are michael jackson, farrah fawcett and ed macmahon getting for xmas?



Patrick Swayze

wow that is messed up.

i dont get it

 

[primavera vills]

I got to page 10

I'll be back, these are funny as hell.

 

[freshpearojeiys]

replying just to check in later...

 

[chrispcb15]

How long does it take a Black women to take a $**+?






















9 months.

 

[boomatic206]

Damn somebody went overboard lol.

 

[julian wright]

Originally Posted by Chrispcb15

How long does it take a Black women to take a $**+?






















9 months.

 

[bb4 86]

Originally Posted by Lightweight Champion

what do u call white people with wings?

angels.

what do u call black people with wings?

bats.

wow i laughed so hard for like 10 min i was crying

 

[the coolness]

Lord forgive me....





Farah Fawcett's dying wish was for every single child on Earth to be safe...





a few hours later, Michael Jackson died.

 

[truthgetsbusy]

Julian Wright wrote:

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Originally Posted by Chrispcb15

How long does it take a Black women to take a $**+?






















9 months.

 

[vegatts]

Originally Posted by the coolness

Lord forgive me....





Farah Fawcett's dying wish was for every single child on Earth to be safe...





a few hours later, Michael Jackson died.

 

[mister916]

Originally Posted by the coolness

Lord forgive me....





Farah Fawcett's dying wish was for every single child on Earth to be safe...





a few hours later, Michael Jackson died.

 

[jfmartimcdandruff]

aww man...that mj joke was messed up

I know it's a joke but MJ cared for many kids

 

[njstress03]

Originally Posted by creamOfDacrops

Originally Posted by nyzMaGiciAn

Originally Posted by xxxoverridexxx

what are michael jackson, farrah fawcett and ed macmahon getting for xmas?



Patrick Swayze

wow that is messed up.

i dont get it

he is dying

 

[razzle dazzle]

Lots of people are killing the thread with these race jokes...

 

[enlightened thought]

just a heads up, but you will be banned with racist jokes (take it from someone who has been banned because of it before...)

anyway...

What did one lesbian vampire say to the other?


























"See ya next month."

 

[Sam Darnold Heisman #8]

what do tupperware and a walrus have in common?

they both like a tight seal.

 

[minotauro nogueira]

a man walks out of a bar











and everyone stares is disbelief!

 

[iminchucks5]

delete

i know dudes catchin feelins