Simple jokes that make you chuckle VOL. " Oooh......now I get it"

Originally Posted by Cobra Kai

A guy driving hits a woman with his car. Who's in the wrong?

The man, because he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchent...
^Uhhum
By far the worst
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there rest have kept me
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....Love this post
 
Originally Posted by AF1 Beast

Originally Posted by northparkblind



heres one my friend told me, (Hes Black)

What do apples and black people have in common?

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They both hang on trees.
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You sure a black person told you that??

lmfao
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Paul couldnt make a better face for that joke
 
A man tatted "I love my wife" on his penis for their anniversary he got home and his wife slapped him for trying to put words in her mouth.
 
An white guy, black guy, and Asian guy were walking in the park one day.
They walk by this lady who stops them. She says, "If all of your penises add up to 12 inches, I will give each of you 1 million dollars."
Soo, they whipped it out and each received $1 million.
The black guy says, "You're lucky my penis is 6 inches or else we wouldn't have gotten a million dollars."
The white guy says, "You're lucky my penis is 5 inches or else we wouldn't have gotten a million dollars."
The Asian guy says, "You're lucky I have an erection or else we wouldn't have gotten a million dollars."

I'm Asian.
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Originally Posted by kalikid23

So there are 2 blonde sisters and one says to the other " so i finaly slept with a Brazilian guy" and the other sister says-
" you *$+%%, how many is a Brazilian?"


made me laugh the hardest so far
 
Originally Posted by JPTHE3

Originally Posted by BabyfacedAssassin31

3 blondes walking in the woods when they come across some tracks
1st blonde says those are horse tracks
2nd blonde says nooooooo those are deer tracks
3rd blonde says nooo you 2 those are cow tracks
There all still stood there argueing when the train hits them
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Originally Posted by Enlightened Thought

A father walks into his son's room. He says, "Stop masturbating or you'll go blind." The son goes, "Over here dad!"
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Originally Posted by VanillaGorillaDX

Originally Posted by northparkblind

Originally Posted by Otis Dont Play That

AddictedToFreshKicks wrote:


K I N G x B wrote:


xxLiL RYANxx wrote:

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Was it really necessary to take his shirt off?
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I just noticed the dude next to him tapped him on the head
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i think the dude next to him dumped water/milk/liquid on him

which is why he took off the shirt.
What? He clearly slapped him in the back of the head
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Reminds me of Ric Flair when he chops people
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