lobotomybeats
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What's better than winning the Special Olympics?
Not being ******ed.
Not being ******ed.
Simple jokes that make you chuckle VOL. " Oooh......now I get it"
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the jokes are funny but the MJ joke is a no go evberything else hilarious
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the jokes on pg 14 had me leave the office from all the laughter. The moneyi nthe hsoe and the big killed me
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Originally Posted by nyzMaGiciAn
wow that is messed up.
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Originally Posted by Enlightened Thought
just a heads up, but you will be banned with racist jokes (take it from someone who has been banned because of it before...)
anyway...
What did one lesbian vampire say to the other?
"See ya next month."
night marcher01
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A lot of racist/stereotype jokes on here, so here's mine. Request to edit if necessary.
- So an Asian dude with a boner runs into a wall....
He breaks his nose.
- So an Asian dude with a boner runs into a wall....
He breaks his nose.
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what is the sound of a gay man farting?
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there is no sound.
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here's one my math teacher in hs would always say
"what's the difference between illegal and unlawful?
well... one is a sick bird...."
corny but i loved him
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How do you fix a broken dishwasher?...
You slap her across the face
You slap her across the face
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DAMN!!!!
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What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
-Slow down and use a lubricant.
What's the difference between your wife & your job?
-After 2 years, your job will still suck.
-Slow down and use a lubricant.
What's the difference between your wife & your job?
-After 2 years, your job will still suck.
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What's a Mexicans favorite cheese?
Chi-Chis
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but damn at the same time.
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lightweight champion
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What do you call 300 white guys chasing 1 black guy?
The PGA Tour.
The PGA Tour.
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Whats a Mexican's favorite Credit Card
Visa
Visa
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^And my stupid self laughed. Man I feel bad
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Why am I laughing at all these Mexican ones?
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seriously?Originally Posted by Chi ILL
I don't get it ...
& BTW , some of y'all are going too far .
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mexican jokes galore in this thread
i like this one.
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What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man?
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A large pizza can feed a family of four.
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y im laughing at some of these jokes i have no idea. hahahah