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So whats it like to be a white male from a middle class family or richer?
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this statements laughable at best
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this statements laughable at best
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Yea, you right, my man Mr. Utendahl has a rough life. Two daughters going to Ivy league schools, Super Model Fiancee, homes across the world, millions of dollars, his own wall-street firm. He sure has a harder life than the white working class slob who mops floors at Denny's.
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Yea, you right, my man Mr. Utendahl has a rough life. Two daughters going to Ivy league schools, Super Model Fiancee, homes across the world, millions of dollars, his own wall-street firm. He sure has a harder life than the white working class slob who mops floors at Denny's.
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dudes always make this statement to rationalize why their failing.
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dudes always make this statement to rationalize why their failing.
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I thought i was the only one that thought this statement was silly.
I was about to post about it but didnt feel like getting into the whole "youre white, you cant/dont understand the privileges afforded to you. You never will...." Fact of the matter is, i certainly DO understand it, and im seriously grateful for it. Its great to be white, word to Louis CK.
"Im not saying that whites are better, im saying that BEING white, is clearly better. Who could even argue?"
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I thought i was the only one that thought this statement was silly.
I was about to post about it but didnt feel like getting into the whole "youre white, you cant/dont understand the privileges afforded to you. You never will...." Fact of the matter is, i certainly DO understand it, and im seriously grateful for it. Its great to be white, word to Louis CK.
"Im not saying that whites are better, im saying that BEING white, is clearly better. Who could even argue?"
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it was sarcasm guys. but many in here are stating that white people have it better than minorties even if they are working class or struggling.
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it was sarcasm guys. but many in here are stating that white people have it better than minorties even if they are working class or struggling.
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nah, they'd be able to get minority scholarships and financial aid even if they were upper middle class
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nah, they'd be able to get minority scholarships and financial aid even if they were upper middle class
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Black people complain too much.
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Black people complain too much.
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59 Piffy wrote:
I'm 25 and there isn't a damn thing I've gotten from simply being white ...
dont try to tell anyone in here that
dirty struggled in life because hes asian
A lot of you fellow white folks seem to be missing out. You never went to the secret office when you became an adult (1? You know. The one that has your life already all planned out. I mean you just walk in there and walk out with everything you need. Career, money, love, multiple vacation homes , swimming lessons, all the dogs and cats your heart desires, personal servants who also double as concubines, your choice of sports car (I'm sorry the Veyron's are currently on backorder), all seasons of Friends and Seinfeld on DVD or Blu Ray!!!, and 3 wishes from the pasty white genie.
I'm astonished that so many of you don't know of this.
PM me and I shall reveal this to you. It is my duty as a fellow white person. Please use discretion when revealing this to non white people. They might get pissed!
Disclaimer: Non whites shall not apply. Good luck in life. TY!
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59 Piffy wrote:
I'm 25 and there isn't a damn thing I've gotten from simply being white ...
dont try to tell anyone in here that
dirty struggled in life because hes asian
A lot of you fellow white folks seem to be missing out. You never went to the secret office when you became an adult (1
I'm astonished that so many of you don't know of this.
PM me and I shall reveal this to you. It is my duty as a fellow white person. Please use discretion when revealing this to non white people. They might get pissed!
Disclaimer: Non whites shall not apply. Good luck in life. TY!
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Okay, I'll bite:
Did you go to college?
Yes, four-year state university, 3.4 GPA overall (much better than I ever did in high school)
How was your role model growing up?
Didn't really have one growing up. I was involved with local community centers so whoever I had a close relationship with in a Teen program was probably closest I had to a role model. I admired my mom for the sacrifices she made and her hard work though (more on that later).
What is your circle of friends like?
Almost all my close friends are from high school. Made no friends in college. All are college educated. For most of my life they came from relatively similar backgrounds (like, pretty much the same neighborhood), but I've gained a couple great friends in the last couple years who come from very different backgrounds (abusive or abandoning fathers, less-than-ideal home life, etc.).
What jobs did your parents have?
Mom worked for a legal publishing company until about 1989 then quit and started her own company (doing the same thing). She started alone with one computer and doing all sales alone...22 years later she has 20 employees and does $2 million in sales annually and is considered one of the best in the country at what she does. My dad worked in banks for years, finally ending at the Federal Reserve. He quit and cashed out his 401k to help my mom get her business going. They've been working together ever since. For a stretch we actually were poor (probably the first decade of having the business), but they were smart with their money. They did get divorced, but it's amicable, just a little weird. Still work together and hang out.
What type of women have you dated?
Never really dated. Not great with women. Always a work in progress.
How did your siblings turn out?
Two older brothers from a previous marriage (we have same father). One's a bus driver, the other is a photographer. My younger brother is a senior in college and is about to graduate.
Do you share the same morals and beliefs as your parents?
Tricky because they always kind of let me make decisions on my own in regards to what I believe. I agree with them on some things, but not others.
Do you have a criminal record?
Nope
Did you go to college?
Yes, four-year state university, 3.4 GPA overall (much better than I ever did in high school)
How was your role model growing up?
Didn't really have one growing up. I was involved with local community centers so whoever I had a close relationship with in a Teen program was probably closest I had to a role model. I admired my mom for the sacrifices she made and her hard work though (more on that later).
What is your circle of friends like?
Almost all my close friends are from high school. Made no friends in college. All are college educated. For most of my life they came from relatively similar backgrounds (like, pretty much the same neighborhood), but I've gained a couple great friends in the last couple years who come from very different backgrounds (abusive or abandoning fathers, less-than-ideal home life, etc.).
What jobs did your parents have?
Mom worked for a legal publishing company until about 1989 then quit and started her own company (doing the same thing). She started alone with one computer and doing all sales alone...22 years later she has 20 employees and does $2 million in sales annually and is considered one of the best in the country at what she does. My dad worked in banks for years, finally ending at the Federal Reserve. He quit and cashed out his 401k to help my mom get her business going. They've been working together ever since. For a stretch we actually were poor (probably the first decade of having the business), but they were smart with their money. They did get divorced, but it's amicable, just a little weird. Still work together and hang out.
What type of women have you dated?
Never really dated. Not great with women. Always a work in progress.
How did your siblings turn out?
Two older brothers from a previous marriage (we have same father). One's a bus driver, the other is a photographer. My younger brother is a senior in college and is about to graduate.
Do you share the same morals and beliefs as your parents?
Tricky because they always kind of let me make decisions on my own in regards to what I believe. I agree with them on some things, but not others.
Do you have a criminal record?
Nope
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Okay, I'll bite:
Did you go to college?
Yes, four-year state university, 3.4 GPA overall (much better than I ever did in high school)
How was your role model growing up?
Didn't really have one growing up. I was involved with local community centers so whoever I had a close relationship with in a Teen program was probably closest I had to a role model. I admired my mom for the sacrifices she made and her hard work though (more on that later).
What is your circle of friends like?
Almost all my close friends are from high school. Made no friends in college. All are college educated. For most of my life they came from relatively similar backgrounds (like, pretty much the same neighborhood), but I've gained a couple great friends in the last couple years who come from very different backgrounds (abusive or abandoning fathers, less-than-ideal home life, etc.).
What jobs did your parents have?
Mom worked for a legal publishing company until about 1989 then quit and started her own company (doing the same thing). She started alone with one computer and doing all sales alone...22 years later she has 20 employees and does $2 million in sales annually and is considered one of the best in the country at what she does. My dad worked in banks for years, finally ending at the Federal Reserve. He quit and cashed out his 401k to help my mom get her business going. They've been working together ever since. For a stretch we actually were poor (probably the first decade of having the business), but they were smart with their money. They did get divorced, but it's amicable, just a little weird. Still work together and hang out.
What type of women have you dated?
Never really dated. Not great with women. Always a work in progress.
How did your siblings turn out?
Two older brothers from a previous marriage (we have same father). One's a bus driver, the other is a photographer. My younger brother is a senior in college and is about to graduate.
Do you share the same morals and beliefs as your parents?
Tricky because they always kind of let me make decisions on my own in regards to what I believe. I agree with them on some things, but not others.
Do you have a criminal record?
Nope
Did you go to college?
Yes, four-year state university, 3.4 GPA overall (much better than I ever did in high school)
How was your role model growing up?
Didn't really have one growing up. I was involved with local community centers so whoever I had a close relationship with in a Teen program was probably closest I had to a role model. I admired my mom for the sacrifices she made and her hard work though (more on that later).
What is your circle of friends like?
Almost all my close friends are from high school. Made no friends in college. All are college educated. For most of my life they came from relatively similar backgrounds (like, pretty much the same neighborhood), but I've gained a couple great friends in the last couple years who come from very different backgrounds (abusive or abandoning fathers, less-than-ideal home life, etc.).
What jobs did your parents have?
Mom worked for a legal publishing company until about 1989 then quit and started her own company (doing the same thing). She started alone with one computer and doing all sales alone...22 years later she has 20 employees and does $2 million in sales annually and is considered one of the best in the country at what she does. My dad worked in banks for years, finally ending at the Federal Reserve. He quit and cashed out his 401k to help my mom get her business going. They've been working together ever since. For a stretch we actually were poor (probably the first decade of having the business), but they were smart with their money. They did get divorced, but it's amicable, just a little weird. Still work together and hang out.
What type of women have you dated?
Never really dated. Not great with women. Always a work in progress.
How did your siblings turn out?
Two older brothers from a previous marriage (we have same father). One's a bus driver, the other is a photographer. My younger brother is a senior in college and is about to graduate.
Do you share the same morals and beliefs as your parents?
Tricky because they always kind of let me make decisions on my own in regards to what I believe. I agree with them on some things, but not others.
Do you have a criminal record?
Nope
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dont try to tell anyone in here that
dirty struggled in life because hes asian
A lot of you fellow white folks seem to be missing out. You never went to the secret office when you became an adult (1
? You know. The one that has your life already all planned out. I mean you just walk in there and walk out with everything you need. Career, money, love, multiple vacation homes , swimming lessons, all the dogs and cats your heart desires, personal servants who also double as concubines, your choice of sports car (I'm sorry the Veyron's are currently on backorder), all seasons of Friends and Seinfeld on DVD or Blu Ray!!!, and 3 wishes from the pasty white genie. I'm astonished that so many of you don't know of this.
PM me and I shall reveal this to you. It is my duty as a fellow white person. Please use discretion when revealing this to non white people. They might get pissed!
Disclaimer: Non whites shall not apply. Good luck in life. TY!
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dont try to tell anyone in here that
dirty struggled in life because hes asian
A lot of you fellow white folks seem to be missing out. You never went to the secret office when you became an adult (1
? You know. The one that has your life already all planned out. I mean you just walk in there and walk out with everything you need. Career, money, love, multiple vacation homes , swimming lessons, all the dogs and cats your heart desires, personal servants who also double as concubines, your choice of sports car (I'm sorry the Veyron's are currently on backorder), all seasons of Friends and Seinfeld on DVD or Blu Ray!!!, and 3 wishes from the pasty white genie. I'm astonished that so many of you don't know of this.
PM me and I shall reveal this to you. It is my duty as a fellow white person. Please use discretion when revealing this to non white people. They might get pissed!
Disclaimer: Non whites shall not apply. Good luck in life. TY!
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Originally Posted by Rolaholic
A lot of you fellow white folks seem to be missing out. You never went to the secret office when you became an adult (1
I'm astonished that so many of you don't know of this.
PM me and I shall reveal this to you. It is my duty as a fellow white person. Please use discretion when revealing this to non white people. They might get pissed!
Disclaimer: Non whites shall not apply. Good luck in life. TY!
What's so funny? It's requisite.
It'd be a shame to be given multiple beach front homes and not be able to take advantage the extravagant white sand beaches.
I really shouldn't be saying this but after you hit 50 you can walk on water; White water privileges. Idk. Privileges here, privileges there, privileges everywhere.
Btw, having 3 penises is awesome. No down time between ejaculating. White penis privilege. It's great to be White! It never ends!
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Originally Posted by Rolaholic
A lot of you fellow white folks seem to be missing out. You never went to the secret office when you became an adult (1
I'm astonished that so many of you don't know of this.
PM me and I shall reveal this to you. It is my duty as a fellow white person. Please use discretion when revealing this to non white people. They might get pissed!
Disclaimer: Non whites shall not apply. Good luck in life. TY!
What's so funny? It's requisite.
It'd be a shame to be given multiple beach front homes and not be able to take advantage the extravagant white sand beaches.
I really shouldn't be saying this but after you hit 50 you can walk on water; White water privileges. Idk. Privileges here, privileges there, privileges everywhere.
Btw, having 3 penises is awesome. No down time between ejaculating. White penis privilege. It's great to be White! It never ends!
