So you like eating Mcdonalds huh?

[djaward]

This will make you think twice.

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Health Department Confirmed Semen found on McDonald’s Mayonnaise

Read more at http://www.realfarmacy.com/health-d...und-mcdonalds-mayonnaise/#OUt5AqKW0VrYDoZ8.99

You won’t believe what was in the McDonald’s mayo ‘The Texture Was Familiar’ the woman said.

A woman in the state of Michigan was in disgust when she had lunch last week at a local McDonald’s. The 31 year old, Lisa McDowell was having a bite to eat with her friends when she ordered a McChicken sandwich. She was halfway through with her sandwich when she noticed a clump of mayonnaise on the side of her bun. She licked it off, but when she tasted it she immediately realized things were not right. “I’m not gonna lie,” McDowell said. “On Birthdays and holidays I give my man a little something extra in the bedroom, you know? So when I licked the mayo off of the bun, the texture was familiar.”

The woman then called over the manager who denied the allegations, she then took matters into her own hands and contacted the local health department. They sent the “mayo” off for testing and the results were positive for 2 different types of semen. YES, you heard that right! And to make matters worse, a couple days later, McDowell awoke from her sleep with a red rash in the corner of her mouth. The rash then spread and developed into severe blisters. She then took a trip to her doctor and he verified that she had contracted the herpes virus, which she claims was a result of her tainted McChicken sandwich from McDonald’s.



The manager has fired two employees as a result of her allegations and the test results. The manager of the McDonald’s also said, “We can’t always keep an eye on our employee’s conduct. We can only hope, during the interview process, that we are able to hire employees that meet our companies standards.”

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Read more at http://www.realfarmacy.com/health-d...und-mcdonalds-mayonnaise/#OUt5AqKW0VrYDoZ8.99

 

[heatpinoyboy]

lol dam herpes from a McChicken aint life a ***** i tell ya

 

[Deleted member 37467]

There's no way you actually read the article and think that this is real.

"I’m not gonna lie,” McDowell said. “On Birthdays and holidays I give my man a little something extra in the bedroom, you know? So when I licked the mayo off of the bun, the texture was familiar."

 

[Bert.]

that quote

 

[shogun]

Better than drinking some boring juice meal.

 

[Deleted member 37467]

Also, nothing will get me to stop eating McDonald's.

I don't care how many of those pink goo McNugget videos I see, or made up semen mayo articles I read.

Sometimes I just want to eat some crappy food.

 

[Gordonson]

There's no way you actually read the article and think that this is real.

"I’m not gonna lie,” McDowell said. “On Birthdays and holidays I give my man a little something extra in the bedroom, you know? So when I licked the mayo off of the bun, the texture was familiar."

This

Even in a case where it was real, this is less of a reason to stop eating McDonald's and more of a reason to not eat from ANY restaurant that seems like it may employees who don't respect their craft enough to pull some weak **** like this.

 

[yeezusdisciple]

Dem fries thiooooooo

 

[xbiker47]

No way that is real

 

[Ox.]

that quote can't be real tea, can it? 

 

[you go boy]

dollar menu all day... small fries, mchicken and a double cheeseburger with big mac sauce all under $4.00

 

[8pm at msg]

That can happen at Burger King too bruh

 

[senor chang]

Large Mcdonald's flavored fries (garlic parmesan flavor)
and McChicken with sweet and sour sauce

 

[SoleByThePound]

No way that is real

Clearly it's fake. The author should have said it happened in Queens, NY though since his fictional character is Lisa McDowell. Prince Akeem must be pissed.

 

[currensy]

Still gonna eat there.

 

[Master Zik]

Every time there's one of these McDonald's bashing threads and they consistently fail. At least this one brought the lulz

Before I even got to her quote I was like how she know for sure it's semen if she aint constantly gargling it at home. Then she admits she does it but only special occasions

Then she gets herpes. That's how you know the article is doing too much.

I mean don't you know if someone does this and it's confirmed that's cause for some serious criminal charges.

 

[Nawzlew]

chicken nuggets and sweet tea

 

[shotsrangout]

Yo that quote is WILD

 

[keko jones]

That's a pro ....

I guess she don't swallow ...

 

[360waves]

i wonder how much she thinks herpes is worth

 

[Mactastic4167]

That dollar sweet tea tho.

 

[nazdrowie]

don't eat the mayo simple as that 

 

[W)taps]

article is fake.

 

[sohoguy]

Jokes on her, should always ask for a plain mcchicken anyway.........

 

[JVII]

‘The Texture Was Familiar’ the woman said.