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Originally Posted by Mako28
I sharted in Biology 2 in college, one of those classes with over 100 students. Was funny until it blossomed......smelled like a body washed up at low tide.
Originally Posted by Primavera Vills
I remember in the 10th grade I got a boner in class, and I had sweats on....I made it lighter on myself by lettin' everyone know beforehand. There was this girl I was talkin' to at the time, and I was over on her side of the room [alphabetical seatin' order FTL...my last name starts with B, her's W] and we were talkin' and flirtin' and what not....not payin' attention in class. I knew blood was pumpin' down ther
Originally Posted by KanyeWestJayZ4life
I hate small talk so much.
The problem with that is I know a lot of people, so I'm always running into somebody. LOL
So one time I was shopping for food at the store, and I see a friend of one of my friends that I'm cool with and he's with his girl. I didn't feel like talk so I ran up an isle and got away, so this could started searching for me. LOL when they found me it was the weakest most akwardest talk ever, I knew it was going to be that way & that's why I didn't want to talk to them in the first place.
I've mastered the art of ignoring people once I dap them and I happen to pass them again, usually I act like Im in a hurry to go somewhere or look at my phoneOriginally Posted by SC415
how about when you see your friend in the hallways after passing them two times.
Do I dap, or just walk by?
^ that seems kinda regular to me.Originally Posted by eeibaby
I swear I was about to make thread on this, not moments just awkward conversation.
Every time I see someone I know that I haven't seen in awhile, I have no idea what to say to them after I say hi.
Goes like this
Me: Hey
Them: wassup
Me: Iight yo I'll catch you later
Originally Posted by McRaptor
I've mastered the art of ignoring people once I dap them and I happen to pass them again, usually I act like Im in a hurry to go somewhere or look at my phoneOriginally Posted by SC415
how about when you see your friend in the hallways after passing them two times.
Do I dap, or just walk by?
Originally Posted by kuNASTY88
it was weight-training class last semester and my spotting partner was holding my feet as i was doing ab crunches. unfortunately it is hard as hell to hold in your farts while your abs are constantly constricting and i let out a silent bomb that could easily have been mistaken for bio-terrorism. dude didn't say anything but the face he made was priceless
i found that hilarious for some reasonOriginally Posted by Master Zik
I remember I had a stalemate dap. Like the OP said usually the two ppl keep changing from open hand to pound but when I did it I was like let me avoid that so I kept my hand open but homey kept his fist closed. Mad seconds passed which felt like minutes.
Looked like we was playing Rock, Paper, Scissors..... and I was winning.
Originally Posted by blue23jordan
funny stuff.
posting for later.