Star Wars Universe Thread: May The 4th Be With You

[big j 33]

We live in the safest time in human history.

You are more likely to die in a car accident on your way to the theater, then get struck by lightning, then fall down the stairs in the theater and break your neck.. Than you are to die by a terrorist attack.

Events like those certainly make you more aware, which isn't a bad thing, but the odds of something happening are so insignificant, don't stress it.



You have a better chance of Jar Jar making a surprise appearance as Darth Jar Jar and ruining the new franchise.

 

[oddandtwisted]

 
The fact that a stormtrooper is going head to head with a dude holding a lightsaber 

 just my opinion

those Magnaguards could do the same with their weapon, no?

 

[sea manup]

You have a better chance of Jar Jar making a surprise appearance as Darth Jar Jar and ruining the new franchise.

this would make Abrams a terrorist 

what does the JJ stand for 

 

[Nike Jordan]

 

[CP1708]

Don't joke about Darth Jar Jar. Just, don't do it. Please.

 

[Benny Hinn]

Sith Lord Jar Jar is happening

I have sources

 

[...So]

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[Sinner]

A promo here in HK... reminds me of that Nike Basketball commercial...

 

[domogotsole]

quiet the stretch

It could be a stretch or it could not. He is gunning in the M.Falcon like Luke once did as well. History tends to repeat itself sometimes.

 

[00david00]

Thinking back to when we got the announcement, a release date, the first teaser, etc...

We're so close now... yet so far away.

Is it wrong i feel scared to watch this in theaters after what happened in France ?

I'm more scared of spoilers leading up to release. I don't even want to hear the people walking out the theater when I get there

 

[d3si]

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His sister tweeted that he bought the tickets to an entire theater room to watch the Star Wars premiere alone.

At the first, I thought it's pretty awesome. Then I realized he's a dickhead for not giving others an opportunity.

 

[rfx45]

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[sea manup]

His sister tweeted that he bought the tickets to an entire theater room to watch the Star Wars premiere alone.

At the first, I thought it's pretty awesome. Then I realized he's a dickhead for not giving others an opportunity.

how does one make enough money to do this while having such poverty fingernails 

 

[8tothe24]

BTW... Anyone still looking for phase 2 black series. Target did a major restock today. All the targets in 30 miles of me got 2-3 cases. Got 2 Phasmas for retail.

Brick seek: 087-06-3953

 

[Fozz]

I finally saw Black Series Finn in Target last night.

But I was just looking for Capt. Phasma haha.

 

[bayyrd]

I always see Finn and Chewbacca just sitting there lol

 

[SoleByThePound]

Is it wrong i feel scared to watch this in theaters after what happened in France ?

No lie this has been in the back of my mind as well.

 

[nomnom]

Hit up Melrose last weekend:

 

[rfx45]

 

[moderndarwin]

Afraid to read anything in here lol. Want to go in with zero expectations and noise surrounding my thoughts. Was bored and came up with this list.

Phil Jackson - Palpatine
Scummy old white guy that is a great politician, is scummy, and 10 moves ahead

Pop - Dooku
Usually is at the top of the game, except when clowned by Palpatine and the Lakers.

Kerr - Moff Tarkin
Sponge + does what it takes + succeeded without the force as a player

Jordan - Anakin (first 3 chips) / Vader (last 3 chips)
The real Chosen One. Pure athletic power in the beginning. Then, turned into Darth Vader when he gets his dad killed for gambling. Comes back, less athletic but more deadly and ****zy of a person.

Shaq - Chewbacca
Huge, beast, says a lot of nonsense

Kobe - Darth Maul
Apprenticed to Palpatine at one point. Singularly minded. Ferocious.

Duncan - Qui-Gon Jinn
Usually a beast, but gets dominated by Kobe/Maul.

Nash - Boba Fett
No force, but uses every tool + intelligence flawlessly.

Lebron - Mace Windhu
If he only unleashed Form VII, Vaapad he'd be unstoppable.

Steph - Luke Skywalker
Comes out of nowhere and has the fastest ascension to the Galaxy's bright spot. Kills Vader's style of play, from individuals, to teams.

Yoda - Kareem
Says intelligent stuff, somewhat awesome and arguably the best, but a little bit too smart/philosophical to relate to easily. Lived forever/played forever.

 

[yancancook90]

reading the most recent Star Wars issue and this caught me off guard

still looks dope af

Spoiler: Warning: Spoiler!

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[...So]

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[noblekane]

i guess thats how c3po lost his arm

 

[ronaldo nazario]

This came in the mail today, I apologize for my lack of a decent photo, definitely prefer the lightsaber on this than the Wave 1

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[Sinner]

Saw these guys today... these SD-versions always make me LOL...