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at least you aint got pre-meditated ducktales waiting to be used just for a thread like this......
but damn son you got's to get on that!!!
Story Time/ How you became a man?
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Idk why but
I was 16, girl friend at the time, raw she was on BC, .5 - 1 pump max.....
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So...I was 15 and like 5'5...this amazon *** chick (15 also) basically pulls me at the movies one night when we were there w/ our patnas and stuff. We end up dating and she's a damn FREAK. Like she tried to have phone sex all the time but it just always ended up with her saying the things she wanted to do to me since i never wanted to say anything. idk...it's just weird. anyway, we go on a date to the movies (same theatre she pulled me at) I was already going because one of my friend's b-day was that night and we all went, so i just told her to come. We ended up going to some Sandra Bullock movie with like 10 people in there MAX. we go to the unpopulated top row, she gets on her back....yambs were had. While in the process my patna comes in to spy on me. Of course he leaves and goes back to tell everyone else that came for our friend's b-day. Anyway, I didn't bust, her mom ended up calling her saying she was there to pick her up. I dumped her a few weeks later. I really just wanted to go w/ her to smash and made up a stupid argument which lead to me breaking it off. She was CRUSHED. Karma has since gotten me back for treating her like that.
idk...it's just weird. anyway, we go on a date to the movies (same theatre she pulled me at) I was already going because one of my friend's b-day was that night and we all went, so i just told her to come. We ended up going to some Sandra Bullock movie with like 10 people in there MAX. we go to the unpopulated top row, she gets on her back....yambs were had. While in the process my patna comes in to spy on me. Of course he leaves and goes back to tell everyone else that came for our friend's b-day. Anyway, I didn't bust, her mom ended up calling her saying she was there to pick her up. I dumped her a few weeks later. I really just wanted to go w/ her to smash and made up a stupid argument which lead to me breaking it off. She was CRUSHED. Karma has since gotten me back for treating her like that.
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Just thought about this. So what? Everything in it's time, no worries man.
On another note, apologies to the real stories buried in here, but I just turn on my ducktales ears automatically when these threads come up. They're entertaining, that's about it. If your boys can lie to your face about gettin bunz, what are cats on the internet gonna do?
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I lost mine at 16, my girl at the time and she was cute and "bisexual" so I was hype off all the things we'd do. I cut class and take her to the crib, we eat and I proceed to take her to my room. At the time I was a novice so I was nervous so I took my time exploring. I'm running my hands on her body and I put my fingers in the P and sniffed it in a way she couldn't see. I literally jumped back because it smelled sooooo bad and now I'm sweating because I can't even get a woodie anymore and I didn't want leave her disappointed because I wanted her to brag about me. So I put my soft one in and tried as hard as I could for what felt like FOREVER. The smell permeated the room and I was sweating bullets but I felt like my pride was on the line so I couldn't stop on my own. Finally she says ok I'm good and I know it wasn't good at all but I was like **** it whatever. She left I cleaned my room thoroughly and air freshened it and broke up with her through a txt message due to embarrassment on my part and the disgust I felt when I remember what happened.
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Meh. Don't feel too bad. It's good, don't get me wrong...but there's a lot of thirsty dudes that put the P on a pedestal. Once you throw sex into your relationships it opens up a whole new dimension, for better and for worse. Mo' yambs, mo' problems.
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lolol we need a gif
went back and found an old thread i made...YUCK http://niketalk.com/t/246128/cleanliness-is-next-to-godliness/0_20
Im not sure the true origin of this saying but ladies and gentlemen, there is no reason to be dirty and stank.
Lets be honest, we all have our days where we not as "fresh" as we need to be. There can be many reasons for this. (moving boxes at work, just leaving the gym, uhh no hot water so you in between showers.)
But there was no excuse for what i just experienced. Cheese and Rice. went straight limp...i mean i was literally gagging. I dont wanna go into no kind of detail but "Yall's" first time is suppose to be where you make a good impression...i honestly could not focus. i hope she knows it was her and not me....Never again.
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it was back when i was 16 maybe 15. my gf at the time (still real good friends with her, i pipe her here and there) girl was hairy, now i mean hairy to the point it was hard to feel around to find the hole, i struggled for a couple minutes and by then i had gotten soft and she went dry. we mess around and get things flowing again, i go in but break the one and only condom i have, i put my shorts and shirt on and literally run to the garage and ask one of my brothers for a condom, he says he don't have any. i go inside, grab my skateboard and skate across the street (literally just across the street) and ask my homie for one but dude wasn't even getting looks from girls so obviously he didn't have any. i hop on my board and go to a liquor down the street, buy the condoms and when i get back home, the girl is all dressed up and ready to leave, we eventually smashed a couple weeks after when her sister waxed her amazon.
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I was 17 my junior year of high school with my girlfriend who wasn't a virgin...needless to say she raped me
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Well i'm 16, lost it a few months ago, anyway, had a "thing" with this chick. she wasn't a virgin, i was, anyway, had her drive to the crib. my room is set up so you can only watch TV while laying in my bed, soo we lay in my bed watch tv and stuff, start making out, i say "blow job?" she starts complaining saying she doesn't wanna, even tho she blew me like 3 days before, so i'm like "aight let's just fuq instead" and shes like ok, lol. go grab a condom (daddy hooked me up like a month before) had her put it on cuz i didnt know what i was doing lol. did some missionary and doggie, i didn't bust, idk why probably watched too much porn
then she went home and i hit like 2 more times, still never busted. now we don't talk cuz shes a *** and i cut her off.
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When yal say yal dont bust wtf does that mean? like she got bored of you and was like i had enough? or you made tat sloot tap out?Well i'm 16, lost it a few months ago, anyway, had a "thing" with this chick. she wasn't a virgin, i was, anyway, had her drive to the crib. my room is set up so you can only watch TV while laying in my bed, soo we lay in my bed watch tv and stuff, start making out, i say "blow job?" she starts complaining saying she doesn't wanna, even tho she blew me like 3 days before, so i'm like "aight let's just fuq instead" and shes like ok, lol. go grab a condom (daddy hooked me up like a month before) had her put it on cuz i didnt know what i was doing lol. did some missionary and doggie, i didn't bust, idk why probably watched too much pornthen she went home and i hit like 2 more times, still never busted. now we don't talk cuz shes a *** and i cut her off.
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no bs, after like 15-20 minutes shes like "it hurts can we stop" and then we would stop
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cliffs version
-had on a white outfit (shorts and a ewing throwback)
-met shorty at the crib
-aunt flo came for a visit, didn't know about it
-rushed to bust because moms was on the way home
-got done. Bounced on the bus home.
-aunt flo left a gift on my shorts and jersey
-had on a white outfit (shorts and a ewing throwback)
-met shorty at the crib
-aunt flo came for a visit, didn't know about it
-rushed to bust because moms was on the way home
-got done. Bounced on the bus home.
-aunt flo left a gift on my shorts and jersey
meek meals
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hour and a half session...was back in 09. i was 18
went over to my girls house. we were going to a party. she invites me in. we make out on her bed and im finger poppin her. she tells me to put it in.
im like nah i dont got no condoms. she tells me she dont care. just the tip. in and out. im asked if there was a corner store nearby, i could run and get some really fast
she said no. so i thought with my cawk head and just put it in.that raw feel
that "in and out" turned into an hour and a half session
your first time...
raw dog...
Forreal lol.
Bruh got reckless when he said hour and a half.
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these are pretty cool.shoeking2101
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