Stupid things eBayer's say...

[msw1233]

I'm sure anyone who has been on eBay for any amount of time has experienced this.  I really believe some of the dumbest, most moronic people I've ever come in contact with stay asking stupid questions on there.



Some of my favorites..




"How much is shipping?"  Umm..well it's probably the same damn price it is for everyone else since it's a flat shipping fee




"wats dat white box on the frnT & back of your shirt?" Do you mean the piece of paper with my user name on it?  SMH




"it's size 9.5 or size 8?can u show me size 8 picture" It's a women's size 9.5, men's size 8, as the title states.. WOW




And the classic, "I've had a death in the family, sorry I can't pay right now..."




Oh, and almost forgot, the most common response I get from 25% of auction winners...no response at all.  




And oh yeah, I got my money back, but I received a hilarious pair of fakes the other day from someone trying to run a scam.  Computer pictures printed out as wrapping paper.  lol




Come on, I know some of you all have some funny eBay stories...leggo

 

[limitedretroog]

Posted a pair of Cough Drop Foams for 200 shipped.
A girl messaged me (assuming it's a girl. Her name was xstrawberrykissesx or some %!%# like that) and asked if I would do 150 shipped. I said no. Messaged me again a week later and asked if I would do 120 shipped...

 

[kdawg]

My best one is when I sold a pair of pants and the guy complained that when he opened the package there was only one - I guess describing them as a pair of pants confused him.

 

[a55a5in11]

Originally Posted by kdawg

My best one is when I sold a pair of pants and the guy complained that when he opened the package there was only one - I guess describing them as a pair of pants confused him.

now thats funny

 

[ohboydanny]

Originally Posted by LimitedRetroOG

Posted a pair of Cough Drop Foams for 200 shipped.
A girl messaged me (assuming it's a girl. Her name was xstrawberrykissesx or some %!%# like that) and asked if I would do 150 shipped. I said no. Messaged me again a week later and asked if I would do 120 shipped...

$200 for some cough drops? 

Picked up 3 pairs over the summer all for less than 90.

 

[thunderchunk69]

Had someone make a "buy it now" offer of less than the current auction price
he was upset I didn't reply.

I HATE when buyers win more than 1 listing............... and then ask if I combine shipping.

 

[limitedretroog]

Originally Posted by ohboydanny

Originally Posted by LimitedRetroOG

Posted a pair of Cough Drop Foams for 200 shipped.

A girl messaged me (assuming it's a girl. Her name was xstrawberrykissesx or some %!%# like that) and asked if I would do 150 shipped. I said no. Messaged me again a week later and asked if I would do 120 shipped...

$200 for some cough drops? 

Picked up 3 pairs over the summer all for less than 90.

Eh, they were sold eventually.

 

[coldcity]

Originally Posted by ThunderChunk69



I HATE when buyers win more than 1 listing............... and then ask if I combine shipping.

i hate sellers like you who think you cant........ especially since your ALREADY overcharging for shipping ...how the hell is shipping on a polo shirt $10 FOH

 

[thunderchunk69]

Originally Posted by ColdCity

Originally Posted by ThunderChunk69



I HATE when buyers win more than 1 listing............... and then ask if I combine shipping.

i hate sellers like you who think you cant........ especially since your ALREADY overcharging for shipping ...how the hell is shipping on a polo shirt $10 FOH

if you won something and I said, sorry, I can't sell it, it sold for too cheap.
you'd whine "but Ebay is a legally binding contract"

but you should have read the shipping price before you bid all willy nilly and try to get discounts after the fact

it goes both ways

I don't even get the complaint, we all hate Ebays fees.

if you see something that says $1 + $199 shipping you'd complain more than something that was $199 +$1 shipping

as if there was a difference, the only thing you should be concerned with is if you're willing to pay the total 

 

[coldcity]

Originally Posted by ThunderChunk69

Originally Posted by ColdCity

Originally Posted by ThunderChunk69



I HATE when buyers win more than 1 listing............... and then ask if I combine shipping.

i hate sellers like you who think you cant........ especially since your ALREADY overcharging for shipping ...how the hell is shipping on a polo shirt $10 FOH

if you won something and I said, sorry, I can't sell it, it sold for too cheap.
you'd whine "but Ebay is a legally binding contract"

but you should have read the shipping price before you bid all willy nilly and try to get discounts after the fact

it goes both ways

I don't even get the complaint, we all hate Ebays fees.

if you see something that says $1 + $199 shipping you'd complain more than something that was $199 +$1 shipping

as if there was a difference, the only thing you should be concerned with is if you're willing to pay the total 

nah fam ...not at all if im buying shoes & the shipping is anywhere above $15 im questioning it especially since clowns add dollars to the shipping to get more money & end up shipping parcel post

.... same goes with my 1st example if your using "flat rate" why is shipping on a shirt $10??? because your being petty & trying to get $5 more in your pocket/toward fees that you the seller should be paying... so if i win 2 or more shirts from the same seller im not adding $10 per shirt you can jump off a bridge use the damn flat rate box & ship my $$@$ petty mfs

 

[marcmac360]

wasnt there a guy that sold a fellow NTer some dunks on eBay for a really low price and lied to the buyer because he didnt wanna lose?


anyway, you gotta love the Ebayers who sell sneakers claiming its legit or their money back when the shoes are clearly fakes.

 

[a55a5in11]

Originally Posted by ThunderChunk69

Originally Posted by ColdCity

Originally Posted by ThunderChunk69



I HATE when buyers win more than 1 listing............... and then ask if I combine shipping.

i hate sellers like you who think you cant........ especially since your ALREADY overcharging for shipping ...how the hell is shipping on a polo shirt $10 FOH

if you won something and I said, sorry, I can't sell it, it sold for too cheap.

hate people like you. if your gonna screw people over just put a bin price 

 

[odog24]

Originally Posted by MarcMac360

wasnt there a guy that sold a fellow NTer some dunks on eBay for a really low price and lied to the buyer because he didnt wanna lose?


anyway, you gotta love the Ebayers who sell sneakers claiming its legit or their money back when the shoes are clearly fakes.

i think they were new balance and he said that his basement burned down

 

[thunderchunk69]

Originally Posted by a55a5in11

Originally Posted by ThunderChunk69

Originally Posted by ColdCity


i hate sellers like you who think you cant........ especially since your ALREADY overcharging for shipping ...how the hell is shipping on a polo shirt $10 FOH

if you won something and I said, sorry, I can't sell it, it sold for too cheap.

hate people like you. if your gonna screw people over just put a bin price 

I have never, and will never do that 

that's just an example of how people say things they don't believe. 

if I put it on Ebay with no reserve, I know what I'm in for

 

[DownByLaw]

ColdCity is going in

 

[jordan novice]

Sold a pair of shoes with extra tags in the listing. Like how people add supreme, sb, and lebron tags to get more views.
Dude got the shoes and said hey, I thought you said these were "______"
Even though the picture showed exactly what he was getting, he ended up giving me my first negative feedback score after 250+ positives I believe

 

[thunderchunk69]

Jordan Novice wrote:
Dude got the shoes and said hey, I thought you said these were "______"
I think these "buyers" do it on purpose, hoping that once they win, they can talk you down for a partial refund if they complain about made up stuff.
or that it could increase their chances for a chargeback.

 

[ohboydanny]

Originally Posted by Jordan Novice

Sold a pair of shoes with extra tags in the listing. Like how people add supreme, sb, and lebron tags to get more views.
Dude got the shoes and said hey, I thought you said these were "______"
Even though the picture showed exactly what he was getting, he ended up giving me my first negative feedback score after 250+ positives I believe

Good. I hate you false tagging !##$*#. If I'm looking for a pair of Kobe's, I don't want some boo boo %*$ lebrons to pop up.

 

[coldcity]

Originally Posted by ohboydanny

Originally Posted by Jordan Novice

Sold a pair of shoes with extra tags in the listing. Like how people add supreme, sb, and lebron tags to get more views.
Dude got the shoes and said hey, I thought you said these were "______"
Even though the picture showed exactly what he was getting, he ended up giving me my first negative feedback score after 250+ positives I believe

Good. I hate you false tagging !##$*#. If I'm looking for a pair of Kobe's, I don't want some boo boo %*$ lebrons to pop up.

exactly im looking for a pair of banned 1's & everything but those come up

fusions, dmp 1's etc

 

[heatking]

had a guy bid on my Dave whites then told me "sorry my son bidded on these and he cant wear them to school"

 

[grizzlyboy]

 

[cycovizion]

I sold a pair of shoes a week ago and dude hit me with the "Na my cousin bids on stuff on my account" after I asked if he was gonna pay

that's the 2nd time I got a non-payer in the past month. other guy didn't even respond

 

[snax91]

when sellers say if fake x10 your money back ,but then they put no returns 

 

[ceemcee]

Originally Posted by ohboydanny

Originally Posted by Jordan Novice

Sold a pair of shoes with extra tags in the listing. Like how people add supreme, sb, and lebron tags to get more views.
Dude got the shoes and said hey, I thought you said these were "______"
Even though the picture showed exactly what he was getting, he ended up giving me my first negative feedback score after 250+ positives I believe

Good. I hate you false tagging !##$*#. If I'm looking for a pair of Kobe's, I don't want some boo boo %*$ lebrons to pop up.

THIS.

 

[shoesclues]

Yesterday I asked a seller to do a transaction off ebay for cheaper and whatever we agreed, they sent me the invoice and I paid. An hour later they refunded me the money saying they have decided to change there mind and not sell it to me. The reposted on ebay again but this time for more money!