Been taking Ls with the women all year but I improved at opening my mouth and actually trying to get the number, couldn't do that at first without my heart about to jump out my chest and me stuttering and cursing myself out like a sailor in my head.
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All the time.
Used to be a ego-boost, now I just hit them with The Rock gif.
I think this sums it upFamb, you ever had a girl tell you she never came with a guy yet when you smash, it happens?
All the time.
Used to be a ego-boost, now I just hit them with The Rock gif.
At first you think you're just getting gassed, but after a while you realize ****** are really wack out here.
Famb, you ever had a girl tell you she never came with a guy yet when you smash, it happens?
so at this point I'm just chillin. I play wallflower and I see these group of 3 girls and there's a tall one in the middle getting hounded on. I'm looking at this broad like damn she's real nice and this dude is all in her ear. She starts looking familiar to me and then I realize it's my old little fling from freshman year of college. This chick was so awkward but so cool at the same time and was IN LOVE with me. She was always in some sneakers and her go to shoes were some '09 flu games so seeing her in these heels and a dress with that *** poking and flipping her hair like some IG model had me like 
I was frozen. She's looking around while ol dude is still spitting his soul up to her and makes eye contact with me and I smile. I literally see her eyes widen up. She dismisses ol dude and starts walking toward me. I walk toward her and she starts screaming at the top of her lungs making a scene. Starts grabbing my face and beard and saying "OMG where did all this come from?!" "Look at you, you're gorgeous!" "Aren't you proud of me, don't I look hot?!" Everybody is looking at me like how did I get this chick to have this bubbly demeanor when she was just shooting dudes down left and right. I'm sipping on her drink and grabbing *** while she's kissing all over my face and rubbing my head. Had me feeling like a king in that place cause dudes was looking at me so salty. We caught up and I wanted to go home with her and wear that *** out last night but I probably woulda did something stupid like not wear a rubber plus she rode with her girls and I brought my boy and we couldn't ditch them. She wanted to get up today but I had to work. Literally texting her as we speak to set up something this week or next. I am gonna go psycho in those yambs
Stepped out last night to recharge my mojo. Me and my boy hit up our little spot downtown which is pretty popular and went to work. I was getting the sex eyes from different broads from jump but was trying to be selective. Saw this one chick I recognized from my old job and she was looking GOOOOOD. I was drunk as hell in her face and she was giving me play but this dude came outta nowhere and started cuffing her and her whole demeanor changed like she didn't even know me anymore. I was even thinking it was all in my head cause I was drinking and I told her lets go get some drinks. She says lets go and I'm walking thinking she's behind me until I turn around and see she never followed me and was standing with ol dude
Cliffs:
-Went to the club/bar with my boy
-Saw an old coworker who proceeds to flex on me
- Saw an old fling from 09-10 who I hadn't seen in years looking amazing.
-She's all over my **** in the club/bar
Will put those DSLs to workkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
. You cruddy for that 
This made me smile. Shoulda put your man on with one of her homegirls though
What spot were y'all at
I personally wouldn't mind if my girl did that for me. Just don't come home with a new wardrobe of clothes. Maybe just a few shirts and like two pants, and hit him with that "I found these on sale".
