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i take it you ate some pie?I smashed a waitress once... Best lunch break I ever had...
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i take it you ate some pie?I smashed a waitress once... Best lunch break I ever had...
Delicate balance. I often ask myself: Is their interest feigned or genuine? And if we do sleep together: Am I her meal ticket out the service industry? Reasonable skepticism and caution are healthy.which leads me to my next discussion, how do you guys feel about picking up bartenders or waitresses?
i take it you ate some pie?I smashed a waitress once... Best lunch break I ever had...
Woke up... Put it in her butt... Finished... Put a plug in her butt.... Now she's getting dressed and I'm going back to sleep... Good times...
Edit - this chick just left... I'm my counter she left me:
Marijuana hot sauce
Marijuana lube
Marijuana candies
Marijuana nuts
Marijuana lotion
Actual Marijuana
This chick is cool... And has a hand sizes black n blue on her titty after last night...
yo they make marijuana lube? how does that work, thc seeps into your pores?i take it you ate some pie?I smashed a waitress once... Best lunch break I ever had...
Nope... I was on the clock and had/have a big beard... I ain't smelling like P for another 5 hours ...
i will forever try to paint the image that I'm poor with women so i know what their true intentions are.
yo they make marijuana lube? how does that work, thc seeps into your pores?i take it you ate some pie?I smashed a waitress once... Best lunch break I ever had...
Nope... I was on the clock and had/have a big beard... I ain't smelling like P for another 5 hours ...
Always wise to hide your wealth unless it's a gala, holiday party, or formal dinner.i will forever try to paint the image that I'm poor with women so i know what their true intentions are.
Grimiest thing I've ever done is shown up for a first date without showering after sex with a different woman.I ain't smelling like P for another 5 hours
I was ashamed. Post-coital scent and 3 hours late.Grimey?... Yes... Earning of a rep?... Hell yeah...
Drinks. No dinner.Can you guys go out on a date with a girl whose personality doesn't interest you one bit, but you just want to smash?
^best meme i've seen in awhile.
I think now that shes for sure on that kiss you were trying to give her. she may be a little more willing to go through with it now. she may have been guarding herself.
It seems to me she just likes your attention. Have you actually met up with her recently? Are you trying to go for the kiss/smash again?
But pay attention though Kingdom, you played it cool, now she's chasing you, anticipating your next move. Now you're in charge, take it before it fizzles over. **** don't ever change if you play it right man. And do not engage in full conversations with her over the phone till she's yours and in love with you, just set the next date.
Can you guys go out on a date with a girl whose personality doesn't interest you one bit, but you just want to smash?
Like someone that you have absolutely no interest in having a conversation with.
I can't. Hottest girl I probably ever hooked up with was the most boring. Model/ music videos all that stuff. Like talking to a wall.
yea those type of girls absolutely have no substance, practically bring nothing to the table but their beautyI can't. Hottest girl I probably ever hooked up with was the most boring. Model/ music videos all that stuff. Like talking to a wall.
Which fades.yea those type of girls absolutely have no substance, practically bring nothing to the table but their beauty