TAY: thread about yambs...

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i texted yambs friday night on some random s*** and she lets me know she got her roku box fixed and i should come over and watch moves and tv shows with her. I didnt know she meant like right now. I was tired and declined smh.

MY FELLOW NIGERIAN CAT, I CAN'T HELP BUT NOTICE THAT YOU ARE TAKING MAJOR LOSSES AS OF LATE IN YOUR RECENT POSTS. YOU NEED TO TURN THIS AROUND ASAP.

DO I NEED TO TAKE ANOTHER TRIP UP TO CHI-TOWN AND HELP YOU FIND SOME GOOD STEADY YAMBS TO HELP END THIS "L" STREAK?

idk im not gonna front like this chick is a dime. she's like a 6. hipsterish, stomach on her, not really the type i would brag about. Just stickin around for the yambs but even then it's getting cold out and im gettin lazier. I'm always looking to upgrade but I'm 25 and need to get my own crib first.
 
Mannnn look. My dude who said ATL chicks are ego trippin/ thirsty trickin had that on point.

I go to GA State downtown and I can guarantee that, yes, there is an overload of 7's, 8's, and 9's out here for real.
There's no denying these southern bred **** be flockin.

But, literally 60-70% of them are absolutely untouchable without bankroll upon bankroll.
And, don't gimme that "any chick can be won." type bull....

Even if one of them chicks i mentioned actually LIKES you or finds you attractive, they won't eeeeeem bother without a flash of the ice or clean joint cruisin.
I guarantee.

Buuuuuut, just to mention, that's primarily only these downtown, Love/Hip-Hop *******.
Son, I just transferred from Georgia Southern where them pure breds be.....and LawwwwwwdhaMercyyyy

DIFFERENT AREAS OF THE COUNTRY ARE JUST KNOWN FOR HAVING CERTAIN TYPES OF BAD B******. IF YOU ARE INTO BAD A SS BLACK GIRLS THEN ATL IS DEFINITELY YOUR SPOT. LIKE GOD DAMN :eek . LIKE CURB SAID THOUGH IF YOU AREN'T IN ULTIMATE BALLER MODE, YOU AREN'T EVEN GONNA GET A SNIFF OF THE PERFUME OF ANY OF THOSE BLACK GIRLS THAT ARE 8'S AND 9'S.

ON THE FLIP SIDE, ATL DOES HAVE THOSE GIRLS WHO ARE :x :x :x :x :x
 
The new chick can't cope with the fact I snore. fml

I be wanting to plot how to strangle my dude in his sleep some nights :|


I told him about it though, so he'll kinda "wait" for me to fall to sleep... but most nights that **** don't work... so I just lay there in agony :lol :lol

My girl is 4'11 115 and snores like an 400 hundred pound man.

I just turn the fan on to drown her out.
 
My old jump just "friended" my new girlfriend on facebook. this can't end well 
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THIS WILL NOT END WELL AT ALL FOR YOU MAN.
Yea, I'm just going to stay out of it; glad I peeped it though. I know I can't smash the old jump anymore. Seems like she might try to start something.
 
The new chick can't cope with the fact I snore. fml
I be wanting to plot how to strangle my dude in his sleep some nights
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I told him about it though, so he'll kinda "wait" for me to fall to sleep... but most nights that **** don't work... so I just lay there in agony
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My girl is 4'11 115 and snores like an 400 hundred pound man.

I just turn the fan on to drown her out.
4'11? how are the fun size yambs?
 
Yea, I'm just going to stay out of it; glad I peeped it though. I know I can't smash the old jump anymore. Seems like she might try to start something.

That same **** happened to me too bruh, back in high school.

**** was weird cause my JO was all on my girl page like, "Y'all look good together and all that ****."

I was like WOWOWOWOWOWOWOW

:{ but at the same time :rollin
 
The new chick can't cope with the fact I snore. fml


I be wanting to plot how to strangle my dude in his sleep some nights :|



I told him about it though, so he'll kinda "wait" for me to fall to sleep... but most nights that **** don't work... so I just lay there in agony :lol :lol


My girl is 4'11 115 and snores like an 400 hundred pound man.


I just turn the fan on to drown her out.
4'11? how are the fun size yambs?

fun size yambs are great...you can get them in all types of crazy positions w/o expending too much energy
 
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Mannnn look. My dude who said ATL chicks are ego trippin/ thirsty trickin had that on point.

I go to GA State downtown and I can guarantee that, yes, there is an overload of 7's, 8's, and 9's out here for real.
There's no denying these southern bred **** be flockin.

But, literally 60-70% of them are absolutely untouchable without bankroll upon bankroll.
And, don't gimme that "any chick can be won." type bull....

Even if one of them chicks i mentioned actually LIKES you or finds you attractive, they won't eeeeeem bother without a flash of the ice or clean joint cruisin.
I guarantee.

Buuuuuut, just to mention, that's primarily only these downtown, Love/Hip-Hop *******.
Son, I just transferred from Georgia Southern where them pure breds be.....and LawwwwwwdhaMercyyyy

Eagles :smokin I see new hotties every week
 
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Alright guys never thought I'd be posting here but need some yamb advice...

Broke up with the gf of 3 years yesterday. I used to have good game/ nice car/ decent shape before so yambs were never a problem but now after being in a relationship for that long I kinda let myself go and I feel like my game is gonna be super rusty. Should I just hit up any chick for the sake of getting the first one out of the way or should I strive for the A+ yambs I really want. Workng two full time jobs right now (already graduated college) so don't have much time to work with overall. Also I matured a lot over the years so my personality is a little different from back then, I can't just mess with hoodies anymore cause we'd have nothing in common. I'm on my grown man **** lol. Give me some ideas bros.
 
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bruh, pretty sure trey songz is balls deep in my girl right now
8o Story?
long story short

my girl hung out with trey songz and miguel all night last night, and trey kept lookin at her like he was tryin to smash, he kissed her on the cheek, probably grabbed her ***, my girl calls me sounding giddy as hell

im pretty sure im over reacting, but if im a victim of cuffing a groupy, i want to at least know about it

ive known her for a minute and her track record is clean tho
 
bruh, pretty sure trey songz is balls deep in my girl right now
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Story?
long story short

my girl hung out with trey songz and miguel all night last night, and trey kept lookin at her like he was tryin to smash, he kissed her on the cheek, probably grabbed her ***, my girl calls me sounding giddy as hell

im pretty sure im over reacting, but if im a victim of cuffing a groupy, i want to at least know about it

ive known her for a minute and her track record is clean tho
 
bruh, pretty sure trey songz is balls deep in my girl right now
8o Story?
long story short

my girl hung out with trey songz and miguel all night last night, and trey kept lookin at her like he was tryin to smash, he kissed her on the cheek, probably grabbed her ***, my girl calls me sounding giddy as hell

im pretty sure im over reacting, but if im a victim of cuffing a groupy, i want to at least know about it

ive known her for a minute and her track record is clean tho

While you were annoyed by the giddiness in her voice, it's probably a good sign she called you
 
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"Bandz make her dance. Songz make her ****. These ******* know whats up."

Trey Songz - Bands Make her dance
 
long story short
my girl hung out with trey songz and miguel all night last night, and trey kept lookin at her like he was tryin to smash, he kissed her on the cheek, probably grabbed her ***, my girl calls me sounding giddy as hell
im pretty sure im over reacting, but if im a victim of cuffing a groupy, i want to at least know about it
ive known her for a minute and her track record is clean tho
:lol she probably didn't
if that was her plan...her mind would have been so far removed from you.
i doubt she would have called to tell you anything.
 
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