TAY: thread about yambs...

[gatorbeltsnpattiemelts]

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unemployed =/= bum. I got homies that's unemployed cuz they are going/went through a rough patch or got laid off from work. They unemployed but are always out there looking for prospects, going on interviews, etc. This guy will probably still get it in from time to time


Bum a** ****** don't have jobs, never had jobs, and ain't tryna find jobs. ***** who **** wit' these types are not into "fixer uppers", they usually just stupid

 

[Rootin4EverybodyBlack]

Never heard of porn induced ED..... but from personal experiences wit' guys who fap a lot and then finally get some steady wet wet, they don't bust.... like.... keep going... and going.... until they get tired. Like for real. Which, me personally, if we both not getting off that's anti-climatic, no pun intended.

Good philosophy to have.

To many women out here be like "oh I'm done now, you can stop I don't wanna have any more sex"

Edit: And yeah I'm not a bum. I've been unemployed for about 2 months (temp job that ended), have a degree, apt, car, bout to go back to school to study to take IT certificates, and I apply for jobs/do interviews regularly.

The whole unemployed comment was just a joke.

 

[kings castle]

I always thought that kegels strengthen the PC muscle, and increase blood flow to the d. I'm sure there's stuff on google that can prove/disprove this so we can get back to talking about how to increase the amount of yambs at the crib.

In other news,,, school starts back on monday. I wasn't that active on campus this past semester because of my main chick, but I'm definitely gonna be trying to lay some pipe on some new girls.

I was eyeing this one girl I seen a couple times around campus in december. Seen her right after I was finishing up my last exam and decided to holla. I had heard through the grapevine that she thought I was attractive and whatnot. She was heading out of the exam room at the time, but I still had to grab my stuff, so I got the digits, we split up, tried to call it to save the #, and I get this message on my phone saying 'Please turn your phone off of airplane mode'(cause I was doing the exam) or some **** along those lines. I don't know if I hit a button on my phone after that, but alls I know is the number was gone, and so was shorty. smh .

I told her I'd call her up sometime over the break to kick it. I haven't seen her since, and I don't have her facebook or any way to hit her up. She probably thinks I dissed her by now tho.

What do y'all think? I guess I just tell her what happened when I see her, eh? I just hope she ain't mad lol

 

[sunshineblotters]

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unemployed =/= bum. I got homies that's unemployed cuz they are going/went through a rough patch or got laid off from work. They unemployed but are always out there looking for prospects, going on interviews, etc. This guy will probably still get it in from time to time
Bum a** ****** don't have jobs, never had jobs, and ain't tryna find jobs. ***** who **** wit' these types are not into "fixer uppers", they usually just stupid

for the record I wasnt calling anyone on the forums a bum. Not saying you were saying that I was. Just making it clear

 

[Extrait de Minimalisme]

Never heard of porn induced ED..... but from personal experiences wit' guys who fap a lot and then finally get some steady wet wet, they don't bust.... like.... keep going... and going.... until they get tired. Like for real. Which, me personally, if we both not getting off that's anti-climatic, no pun intended.

My current chick who I broke my long *** drought with, after about an hour and her climaxing a couple times I had to think of another chick just to bust..

For me JOs, I hardly ever bust, if their is no intimacy and just f'ng I can go for hours and probably have to think of an ex or something eventually.. Whether you come to early or too long it's all mind games.

Had a few chicks tho, where we could get our nut off at the same time, that shh is glorious.

 

[hugheyfreeman]

aye pattie melts, would you ever date a man who's broke and living with his mom, but has a good personality overall, good convos. would you help him get on his feet?..just askin.

 

[gatorbeltsnpattiemelts]

aye pattie melts, would you ever date a man who's broke and living with his mom, but has a good personality overall, good convos. would you help him get on his feet?..just askin.

me personally ? nah. If you in that predicament (and I've had to tell this to one or two people) you need to be focusing on you, not tryna focus on me. I'm a chick, and we like attention... we like to go out....we like to do things that occasionally may cost money I don't wanna feel guilty every time I mention that I want to go to a party or out to dinner or to the movies.

That whole "helping you to get on your feet" ? Psh, man I'm not your mama... and you don't want me to be. I don't wanna have to take care of/help a grown adult when I'm going through my own stuff too. And we not married either? Nah. Get yourself together first, and while you are doing that we can be cool/friends but I'm not going to get into anything exclusive nor am I sleeping with you.


Man I'm 26, not 20. Any dude my age still broke living wit' his moms got something else going on and REEKS of being a bum *** *****

 

[gatorbeltsnpattiemelts]

My current chick who I broke my long *** drought with, after about an hour and her climaxing a couple times I had to think of another chick just to bust..
For me JOs, I hardly ever bust, if their is no intimacy and just f'ng I can go for hours and probably have to think of an ex or something eventually.. Whether you come to early or too long it's all mind games.
Had a few chicks tho, where we could get our nut off at the same time, that shh is glorious.

*deep sigh*

 

[fantastic4our]

Never heard of porn induced ED..... but from personal experiences wit' guys who fap a lot and then finally get some steady wet wet, they don't bust.... like.... keep going... and going.... until they get tired. Like for real. Which, me personally, if we both not getting off that's anti-climatic, no pun intended.

Haven't had this problem as of yet sometimes when I'm drunk

 

[gatorbeltsnpattiemelts]

oh man I hate the "oh my bad I drank too much" excuses
Seriously fellas, don't go ham drinking a lot and then be grabby tryna smash and you can't close. THE. WORST.

 

[sunshineblotters]

I did not know you was a chick yet you telling me when and when I can't get hard

 

[gatorbeltsnpattiemelts]

I did not know you was a chick yet you telling me when and when I can't get hard

fam, you the only non smashing person in this thread.... just sit back and play the wings for a minute.


And don't act like dudes wasn't telling you what I was saying either

 

[sunshineblotters]

It is so easy for a girl to get laid though. So you talking bout **** you dont know **** about. So coming at me like that aint got no effect.
But I'll fall back. Dont care for that past conversation anyway.

 

[Y4BBZY]

It is so easy for a girl to get laid though. So you talking bout **** you dont know **** about. So coming at me like that aint got no effect.
But I'll fall back. Dont care for that past conversation anyway.

Dude stop playing the ******g victim card, no one feels sorry for you and stop making lame excuses on how you not getting it in. Do you think people are going to follow any of your advice (seriously), you should be like any good student in 101/introductory class sitting in the front of the class and listening and taking good notes. Some of your posts really make me cringe and other members cringe (yeah they told me) and really brings down this thread and even derails from time to time. If you are serious about getting some yambs you would spend more time on improving yourself which everyone has told you and talking to girls to improve your game. Seriously how many girls did you talk to since I told you to talk to 50 girls, how many #'s you get, how many have responded to your texts, how many did you hangout/go on a date with, how many you smash? Everyone in this thread and the virgin thread have given you great tips/recommendations on how to get yambs. If you don't want to follow said advice so be it but don't derail a thread when others are seeking advice on their own problems. At one point or the other you need to get off the comp and start living life, you can't do that by posting in this thread and trying to defend yourself against others because they can't take you seriously. Not trying to flame you but you really need some tough love brah. You should take vaca from this thread so you can solve your own problems (srs).

 

[Extrait de Minimalisme]

Amen..

 

[sunshineblotters]

Alright fine. Peace

 

[ballinsam23]

unnecessary ether.

I got a couple questions though:

1.Are one night stands more about getting lucky or having game?

2. Every time i go out with my boys I tell em to only approach girls that are in twos. My theory is a girl that only goes out with only 1 other friend is looking for the D. In my experience I've never smashed after approaching a girl from a group of 2+. She was always either alone at the time or with only 1 other friend.

 

[Deleted member 38182]

unnecessary ether.

I got a couple questions though:

1.Are one night stands more about getting lucky or having game?

2. Every time i go out with my boys I tell em to only approach girls that are in twos. My theory is a girl that only goes out with only 1 other friend is looking for the D. In my experience I've never smashed after approaching a girl from a group of 2+. She was always either alone at the time or with only 1 other friend.

1. I think its equal parts luck and having game, you ain't gonna pick up any girl, let alone get it in, if you ain't got game.... but dudes who pull it off on the regular probably know something we dont 

2. Never noticed this, but now that you mention it I think you might be right 

 

[iblink]

In my experience, it's a mix of both luck and game, but it's never a sure thing withe either. There have been nights where my game has been "meh" at best and I landed the one nighter simply because luck sent the right girl my way. Other nights I was on point game tight, but getting girls who were down to give up their numbers, but not the panties in one night. Most of my one nighters occurred when my game was decent and the right/drunk/bout that life girls came my way.

 

[cycovizion]

Alright fine. Peace

 

[spizike231]

ish is goin down in this thread.. fightin w/ the only consistent female posting in here? Foreal?

Some of yall are too much.. just chill and get advice. That's what this thread is for. Not proving anything or talkin down on people.

Anywho, new girl I'm with is beggin me smash constantly. Finally. Feels..goodman.

I'm still pretty much a youngin, if anyone is wondering why I never contribute. Most of you wouldn't listen to me anyways. haha

 

[youngdoc]

I think it's more luck than game.

Not only does the girl have to be down she can't be with cockblokckers, whether purposeful or not.

The most frustrating is the accidental blockers. Like when the friend they're with gets kicked out for vomming in the club. I was on point that night.

 

[rocky437]

Some women i went out with have a concrete wall where they wont do it on first date no matter what, I hate those. But I can understand where their coming from cuz after I hit on a first date I dont have respect for the girl anymore.

 

[checks mcgee]

Game is important.

Not luck, but the situation the chick is in can be crucial. For example if she on the rebound from a long relationship, you're good money. Or if you have solid wingman that can seal the deal w her friends all while you are sealing her, that is also good money and may end in smashing in the same room.

 

[216301baller]

Game is everything imo