TAY: thread about yambs...

[Extrait de Minimalisme]

Made out with the german chick the last 2 nights I went to the bar.. C-blocked my self, because I'm sure every chick that was feeling me got a glimpse, eh whatever.. The first night her friend who I like more than her was like "You should go home with her, she wants you.." I'm like, but i want to take you home 

Took chick back to her dorm, she was bullin'.. I'm done. On to some different ventures. 

 

[timelessflight]

aight... so here's my synopsis on chicks w/ small male dogs...

they want the D and they want CONSISTENT d...

i think this only pertains to black chicks b/c i'm not sure about the white and hispanics... but black people for the most part arent raised with animals in the house. they have a dog, and its strapped up outside.

have yall ever had a little dog...? they're so damb happy when you come home. they jump all over you, crawl right next to you, run in circles when you walk in the door. it gives them a sense of want.

i think that's really why most girls get dogs. b/c its the sense of being constantly needed and wanted...

the reason why the male part comes in is b/c it brings that masculine energy, allbeit a dog.

chicks w/ small dogs that want d need to have 3 things in common...

LIVE BY THEMSELVES W/ NO ROOMMATES... HAVE AN OKAY JOB, 30 TO 60K... AND between 20 and 30...

these chicks NEED a man in their lives... that's the ONLY reason why they got the dog. these chicks will cook for you, clean for you, and get lowkey clingy... and you dont eem hae to have sex with them. very soon, they WILL throw sex your way b/c its the only thing they havent thrown at their dog, and what works on the dog hasnt worked on you so far.

the satisfaction of keeping a man happy is a euphoric high that women get (when they feed men, make men happy, everything they do w/ the dog)... but its artificial when its with a dog.. so when you bring that out, it really comes out, and combined with delivering solid D, you got you a chick on the team that'll let you hit on a consistent basis for awhile.

as a man, you just have to show that youre happy to see them... THAT'S IT...

i'm telling yall... chicks w/ small male dogs want to give the D up to somebody, but they tend to be something a little different about them in the looks department. they may be super skinny, or really tall or short, and have a super flat butt. they're not ugly, but most guys would skip over them b/c they just dont fit into exactly what a man wants, especially a brotha.

think about chicks youknow with small dogs thatlives by themselves. they are giving the yambs up.... tell me if i'm lying...

This is so true. I'm currently smashing this chick and she got a male cocker spaniel dog. I swear this dog has mad case of separation anxiety, like he's following everywhere she goes around the house. When I want to play with him he backs away from me lol.

Last night after we got back from the movies her dog was immediately at the front door and started jumping and getting excited. I'm like why is he always doing this when we come back from going out. But yea reading what you just wrote made complete sense. Giving her the D is the icing on the cake, and she's literally smitten

 

[the 7th mile]

Right? Ya'll doing a lot


Man I think I need to bid this thread farewell.... it's been real. It's kinda spiraled outta control tho

So you the one talking bout popping pills in a thread full of _s talking about ***** and when you get hit with some real life, you wanna retreat....typical freak.

 

[durantula]

So you the one talking bout popping pills in a thread full of _s talking about ***** and when you get hit with some real life, you wanna retreat....typical freak.

So you tell a girl "she's going to get ****** in all 3 holes that night" then when she responds, you say you were "hitting her with that real life"?

 

[ricky409]

^^^^

You'll get a better reaction than you think bro

 

[216301baller]

Lmao @peep yo I saw her on wshh my mind was blown man...she is a pro forreal

 

[youngdoc]

So last July, I met this chick in Vegas. Didn't close the first night (chocolate wasted on the Henny) but closed the second night.

She lives in the Bay and I live in LA but she has friends down here so she comes down here a lot.

She flies down here a few times from August to November to get smashed out and I can tell she's catching major feelings so I cancel her.

But she's hard to kill (claims she understands I'm busy and don't want a gf and that she can handle it) and a certified freak with huge ******* so I smash her twice more in Jan/Feb (mistake I know)

We last smashed the Saturday before the Super Bowl and haven't talked much since. Randomly today I receive this e-mail

Spoiler: Warning: Spoiler!

I know I'm pretty much talking to myself in writing this. I'm not saying that sarcastically, just the reality of right now.
I absolutely 110% miss you.
I HATE that my body yearns for you.
Its like clockwork.
I want YOU.
I haven't wanted anyone else since YOU.
I miss your difficult personality. I miss your voice and your pretty eyes and nice hands
I guess you have your own reasons for not wanting to talk to me. I'm not foolish I can take hints.
I don't need another explanation as to why you can't put effort into me. I know that already.
I just want you to know how I feel.
I know that there is pretty much nothing left for me to do to prove that I care about you and that I genuinely like you because you simply Won't allow me to.
You don't even let me talk to you.
I don't care if its awkward or not, the awkwardness will pass.
I meant everything I said to you- I would have Never cheated on you.
I don't like "bad boys".
I'm not out here trying to be a "player".
I don't sleep around.
I don't connect with many people. I generally keep to myself.
I've never even put myself out there like this with my feelings, its just something I don't do. You could ask any ex I've ever had.
I don't know what you did to me but if I knew I would get this attached and not be able to have you then I probably wouldn't have even wanted that first kiss.
The addiction started at that moment in the club.
I pretty much have thought about you daily since we met. I know that sounds so wack but its the truth. I'm at a time in my life that being honest is at the top of my list.
I've tried to naturally become friends with you but it seems like you even reject that.
Even something as petty as twitter, you couldn't even acknowledge my existence on there.
So I don't want to keep going back and forth about this, we both don't have that kind of time. Bottom line is I care about you and I know it probably makes me look real dumb. You're extra cold with me so I know that I can't continue to put effort into you.
At the very least I hope we can be friends at some point.

I miss you and I really want to see you.
This is difficult.
Do you realize you forever changed my life regarding pleasure?
Crazy.

How do I respond without turning this into a scene out of Waiting to Exhale (she knows where I live )?

Obviously I can't keep smashing her (and don't want to) but how do I let her down easy?

Cliffs
-smashed a freak with big ******* in Vegas last July
- smashed her 2 or 3 times after, tried to cut her off in November
- fell victim to the yambs and smashed twice more in Jan/Feb
- she sends "crazy" email

 

[fantastic4our]

aight... so here's my synopsis on chicks w/ small male dogs...

they want the D and they want CONSISTENT d...

i think this only pertains to black chicks b/c i'm not sure about the white and hispanics... but black people for the most part arent raised with animals in the house. they have a dog, and its strapped up outside.

have yall ever had a little dog...? they're so damb happy when you come home. they jump all over you, crawl right next to you, run in circles when you walk in the door. it gives them a sense of want.

i think that's really why most girls get dogs. b/c its the sense of being constantly needed and wanted...

the reason why the male part comes in is b/c it brings that masculine energy, allbeit a dog.

chicks w/ small dogs that want d need to have 3 things in common...

LIVE BY THEMSELVES W/ NO ROOMMATES... HAVE AN OKAY JOB, 30 TO 60K... AND between 20 and 30...

these chicks NEED a man in their lives... that's the ONLY reason why they got the dog. these chicks will cook for you, clean for you, and get lowkey clingy... and you dont eem hae to have sex with them. very soon, they WILL throw sex your way b/c its the only thing they havent thrown at their dog, and what works on the dog hasnt worked on you so far.

the satisfaction of keeping a man happy is a euphoric high that women get (when they feed men, make men happy, everything they do w/ the dog)... but its artificial when its with a dog.. so when you bring that out, it really comes out, and combined with delivering solid D, you got you a chick on the team that'll let you hit on a consistent basis for awhile.

as a man, you just have to show that youre happy to see them... THAT'S IT...

i'm telling yall... chicks w/ small male dogs want to give the D up to somebody, but they tend to be something a little different about them in the looks department. they may be super skinny, or really tall or short, and have a super flat butt. they're not ugly, but most guys would skip over them b/c they just dont fit into exactly what a man wants, especially a brotha.

think about chicks youknow with small dogs thatlives by themselves. they are giving the yambs up.... tell me if i'm lying...

brilliant

 

[r-man jam]

aight... so here's my synopsis on chicks w/ small male dogs...

they want the D and they want CONSISTENT d...

i think this only pertains to black chicks b/c i'm not sure about the white and hispanics... but black people for the most part arent raised with animals in the house. they have a dog, and its strapped up outside.

have yall ever had a little dog...? they're so damb happy when you come home. they jump all over you, crawl right next to you, run in circles when you walk in the door. it gives them a sense of want.

i think that's really why most girls get dogs. b/c its the sense of being constantly needed and wanted...

the reason why the male part comes in is b/c it brings that masculine energy, allbeit a dog.

chicks w/ small dogs that want d need to have 3 things in common...

LIVE BY THEMSELVES W/ NO ROOMMATES... HAVE AN OKAY JOB, 30 TO 60K... AND between 20 and 30...

these chicks NEED a man in their lives... that's the ONLY reason why they got the dog. these chicks will cook for you, clean for you, and get lowkey clingy... and you dont eem hae to have sex with them. very soon, they WILL throw sex your way b/c its the only thing they havent thrown at their dog, and what works on the dog hasnt worked on you so far.

the satisfaction of keeping a man happy is a euphoric high that women get (when they feed men, make men happy, everything they do w/ the dog)... but its artificial when its with a dog.. so when you bring that out, it really comes out, and combined with delivering solid D, you got you a chick on the team that'll let you hit on a consistent basis for awhile.

as a man, you just have to show that youre happy to see them... THAT'S IT...

i'm telling yall... chicks w/ small male dogs want to give the D up to somebody, but they tend to be something a little different about them in the looks department. they may be super skinny, or really tall or short, and have a super flat butt. they're not ugly, but most guys would skip over them b/c they just dont fit into exactly what a man wants, especially a brotha.

think about chicks youknow with small dogs thatlives by themselves. they are giving the yambs up.... tell me if i'm lying...

You sir are a genius. Everything that is good in this world deserves to happen to you. 100% spot on.

Here's an example. I have a friend, a girl, who is sexy. Nice body, big boobs, small waist, big butt. Not a big nose, not a regular size. Its in between but not a flaw imo & sort of a lazy eye. Not a big issue either because its slightly lazy. Cant really tell unless your really looking at it. 

She has her own place, mid 20's, has a small dog. Good paying job, $50,000 give or take. I never got the yambs but we do hangout. She has a bf, who she works with & when she doesn't she does date around & will give it up after date 2 or 3. 

I asked her a question the other day, since she goes to the gym & one of the most common questions on NT is "how do i approach a girl at the gym" so i did & she goes "either at the water fountain or when your actually leaving. Stalk her on the low, real low & try & walk out at the same together, talk to her then...not during i'll curse you out or something."

A couple girls i know come to mind when coming to this small dog business. Its true, its true. Word to  Kurt Angle.

 

[miamiboy]

Yo whats up with these girls texting me all day long but never wanna hang out? Its annoying, texting me 3-4 days out of the week, then I pop the question if they want to chill on the weekends, no luck...only the desperate chicks.

 

[tomdiginson]

So you the one talking bout popping pills in a thread full of _s talking about ***** and when you get hit with some real life, you wanna retreat....typical freak.

 

[John Wick]

So to sum this all up quick..

This female I use to smash out like crazy and I dogged her out is married now... But she recently hit me up and gave me her number after almost 2 years of not talking saying she moving to my area...

What am I missing here?

 

[Peep Game]

Lmao @peep yo I saw her on wshh my mind was blown man...she is a pro forreal

Dawwwwwg whoever she is with is a happy man. The comments on the video had me dying though

 

[Mark Antony]

Yo whats up with these girls texting me all day long but never wanna hang out? Its annoying, texting me 3-4 days out of the week, then I pop the question if they want to chill on the weekends, no luck...only the desperate chicks.

Try not responding every now and then, or promptly, especially if you don't feel like it. Don't waste your time.

 

[memp2atl85]

I kinda have a crush on this chick I work with. The mass is ridiculous and she is really about her stuff. Two things though...My last relationship was with a chick I work with and I kinda vowed not to do it again and this chick has a damn 10 year old. I don't even see her every day but when I do it's like "Damn it man". The eyes and the mass be killing me.

 

[216301baller]

mannnnnn did you hear the sound effects n moans from her

 

[Peep Game]

yes....out of control

 

[216301baller]

Lol bra I watched her vid about 3 times...

 

[216301baller]

Lol bra I watched her vid about 3 times...

 

[rusty shackelford]

That's a scary blowjob, in that the quality would sour me on future blowjobs.
"Yeah this is great, but that other jawn was sounding like Donald Duck gatdam!"

 

[stork]

 

[rell]

Yo Rick i'm def down for that Yambition challenge!

 

[skip2mylou23]

aight... so here's my synopsis on chicks w/ small male dogs...

they want the D and they want CONSISTENT d...

i think this only pertains to black chicks b/c i'm not sure about the white and hispanics... but black people for the most part arent raised with animals in the house. they have a dog, and its strapped up outside.

have yall ever had a little dog...? they're so damb happy when you come home. they jump all over you, crawl right next to you, run in circles when you walk in the door. it gives them a sense of want.

i think that's really why most girls get dogs. b/c its the sense of being constantly needed and wanted...

the reason why the male part comes in is b/c it brings that masculine energy, allbeit a dog.

chicks w/ small dogs that want d need to have 3 things in common...

LIVE BY THEMSELVES W/ NO ROOMMATES... HAVE AN OKAY JOB, 30 TO 60K... AND between 20 and 30...

these chicks NEED a man in their lives... that's the ONLY reason why they got the dog. these chicks will cook for you, clean for you, and get lowkey clingy... and you dont eem hae to have sex with them. very soon, they WILL throw sex your way b/c its the only thing they havent thrown at their dog, and what works on the dog hasnt worked on you so far.

the satisfaction of keeping a man happy is a euphoric high that women get (when they feed men, make men happy, everything they do w/ the dog)... but its artificial when its with a dog.. so when you bring that out, it really comes out, and combined with delivering solid D, you got you a chick on the team that'll let you hit on a consistent basis for awhile.

as a man, you just have to show that youre happy to see them... THAT'S IT...

i'm telling yall... chicks w/ small male dogs want to give the D up to somebody, but they tend to be something a little different about them in the looks department. they may be super skinny, or really tall or short, and have a super flat butt. they're not ugly, but most guys would skip over them b/c they just dont fit into exactly what a man wants, especially a brotha.

think about chicks youknow with small dogs thatlives by themselves. they are giving the yambs up.... tell me if i'm lying...

My mans, this could be your PhD. dissertation.

 

[acemaster193]

Word lol.

 

[stay strong]

Now I'm looking for women with dogs now lol